there ain't no justice for the working man, boys. I cuss Ganchrow about his rigged 8-Ball deal, and it throws me a shutout. Ganch, i wanna 'poligize clear back to the first time i ever hit ya. I get cussed by SBR John fer not giving away any dough last week. Not sure why he gives a damn, this gig costs him a Dime a week in prize money, might as well go in my pocket instead of spread out ta you scavengers. I got bills, and in case anybody wants to know how long $1000 will last ya at the Del Rey it's about 17 hours. If you ain't seen the sun come up looking out the window of the Blue Marlin bar then you ain't got a hair on yer ass. Guess i should get down to business so i can find a few strippers to add to my payroll. Magic 8-Ball again, squares, but so far so good with that joint. Be advised, all them "locks" you fairies see in the NFL are gonna cost ya dough and hurt yer feelings.
Wake - 19.5 this Wake team gotta be cranky, and Army is in big trouble here. Wake needs a win badly, no chance of a letdown or a lookpast. Army sucks. more accurately, Army SUCKS. be real surprised if they scored more than a fieldgoal in this game. 24-0 final score is good enough to keep you beggars outta my dough.
Louisiana Tech +33.5 don't much look like the 8-Ball did me any favors here. this number woulda been over 40 if the Rainbow Warriors woulda took care of business last week. the Bulldogs ain't got a prayer in this game, but i'm hoping for a back door cover with a few late scores to keep my hooker funds away from you buncha peckerheads.
UTEP +6 gotta love that Mike Price dude. gets fired from 'Bama for having hookers run up his room service bill long before he ever got a paycheck. the Miners are a live-dog in this one, long as the hooker supply in Las Cruces ain't an issue. using some algebra, if A>B, and B>C, then A>C, right? UTEP is A, New Mexico is B, and the Aggies are C, so mathematically i got +EV out the ass on this one. there's prolly a couple of you boys out there smart enough to take UTEP on the ml. consider this one an early Christmas gift, i expect reciprocity from you heathens.
Saints -3 trust me, there ain't a whole lotta future in betting road favorites in the NFL. that being said, the Saints got an axe to grind, and are infinitely better than the Colts made them look on opening night. The Bucs are still the Bucs, but with less offense and less defense than they had even a year ago. Mebbe this is a trap, but it looked to me like most of the slate on Sunday falls into that category. if it looks to good to be true, most of the time it is. my daddy told me that yer lucky if ya always get what ya pay for.
Thats all the time i can waste with you knuckleheads this week. BookMaker is still coughing up for the Grand Prize Harley. One of you stiffs will get a retarded TV package from JustBet. SBR John is gonna shell out another $1000, but i'm a greedy bastard and ain't planning on sharing with any of you queers. step up, ladies, and take yer shot. all it'll cost ya is yer wasted time and yer self-respect.
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"Liquor and whores, cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney and liquor and whores." - Bubbles
Wake - 19.5 this Wake team gotta be cranky, and Army is in big trouble here. Wake needs a win badly, no chance of a letdown or a lookpast. Army sucks. more accurately, Army SUCKS. be real surprised if they scored more than a fieldgoal in this game. 24-0 final score is good enough to keep you beggars outta my dough.
Louisiana Tech +33.5 don't much look like the 8-Ball did me any favors here. this number woulda been over 40 if the Rainbow Warriors woulda took care of business last week. the Bulldogs ain't got a prayer in this game, but i'm hoping for a back door cover with a few late scores to keep my hooker funds away from you buncha peckerheads.
UTEP +6 gotta love that Mike Price dude. gets fired from 'Bama for having hookers run up his room service bill long before he ever got a paycheck. the Miners are a live-dog in this one, long as the hooker supply in Las Cruces ain't an issue. using some algebra, if A>B, and B>C, then A>C, right? UTEP is A, New Mexico is B, and the Aggies are C, so mathematically i got +EV out the ass on this one. there's prolly a couple of you boys out there smart enough to take UTEP on the ml. consider this one an early Christmas gift, i expect reciprocity from you heathens.
Saints -3 trust me, there ain't a whole lotta future in betting road favorites in the NFL. that being said, the Saints got an axe to grind, and are infinitely better than the Colts made them look on opening night. The Bucs are still the Bucs, but with less offense and less defense than they had even a year ago. Mebbe this is a trap, but it looked to me like most of the slate on Sunday falls into that category. if it looks to good to be true, most of the time it is. my daddy told me that yer lucky if ya always get what ya pay for.
Thats all the time i can waste with you knuckleheads this week. BookMaker is still coughing up for the Grand Prize Harley. One of you stiffs will get a retarded TV package from JustBet. SBR John is gonna shell out another $1000, but i'm a greedy bastard and ain't planning on sharing with any of you queers. step up, ladies, and take yer shot. all it'll cost ya is yer wasted time and yer self-respect.
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"Liquor and whores, cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney and liquor and whores." - Bubbles
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