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Thank you sir; I am the only one who gets picked on here although several members do nothing but flame people. One of them will certainly post on this thread. This is why JJ is a STAND UP GUY!Comment -
haha classicComment -
turn off the atari music in the background jerkoffComment -
Hey coach,
Just because your such a high profile influential poster, and former GM of the SBR forum. I'll monitor Mr.Bateman's posts this weekend as sorta a trial basis instead of WillieBee. Hopefully this will satisfy your request on this subject.Comment -
Thanks Danny
Your one of the best Mods of all times, your similar to FishheadComment -
Wow ! very creative .Comment -
As Navin R. Johnson said, “Finally, I’m somebody!”
That was a great video, JJ. Can’t wait to meet you, first two rounds are on me. First two rounds at the bar, just to make sure that’s clear. I was torn between two separate responses to your video, and being the smart ass that I am decided to post them both and let the forum decide which one should be my official response. When I get back from the fishing/drinking trip I really am taking right now, I’ll delete the loser in the battle. Hope you get lucky this weekend, both at the window and in the bedroom. Until then, you and BigBoyDan are in charge. How’s that?
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JJ, what’s that? You know how it is down here in little ol’ backwater Texas, sometimes we get static on the internet scrrrrrrratch-whirrrrrr-scrrrrratch especially when a salty blow comes through like Humberto earlier today. Sorry about the blow comment whirrrrrrrr-scrrrrrrratch-voooooo-mmmmmmm-scrrrrratch the fellow says go to the Balinese Room, doing a little offshore research of my own this weekend, if you know what I mean whirrrrrrrr-scrrrrrrratch-voooooo-mmmmmmm-scrrrrratch hoping we can have some luck on the bay tomorrow and Saturday getting a line wet scrrrrrrratch-whirrrrrr-scrrrrratch-whissssssssstle brought the missus down here earlier today for a little romantic getaway, hard to believe the ol’ gal and I have known each other nearly four decades now and have been weeeee-voooooooooom-scrrrrrrratch-whirrrrrr-scrrrrratch KBYX 497, come in, please weeeee-voooooooooom-scrrrrrrratch-whirrrrrr-scrrrrratch then the bartender said, “We have a three drink limit for all patrons. Per hour!” I tell you, the whole place lost it. Anyway scrrrrrrratch-whirrrrrrr-scrrrrratch next Tuesday, ok? And then we’ll scrrrrrrratch-whirrrrrrr-scrrrrratch and you know that’s true scrrrrrrratch-whirrrrrrr-scrrrrratch, line goes dead.
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JJ, buddy, ol’ pal, thank you for not coming down on me this time. Be sure, I spotted twice watching your video just the first four minutes, and when you said you were going to give me a pass this time, I spotted a third time out of relief. That’s how scared I was Joey, uh, Compactor, er, JJ, whatever, whoever. Here I am down on the Texas coastline trying to get in a little R&R with a good friend on his boat, log in from a laptop using wi-fi off Snuffy’s Bait Camp where we’re tied up drinking and eating pork rinds, spicy pork rinds, mind you, I see your video and I’m thinking I’m a dead man, JJ is actually going to come down here and off me, cap me, buy me my last pair of shoes, well, you get the picture, and that’s a run-on sentence even EJandV will be proud of.
But, whew! Knowing that I don’t have to keep an eye out for any cholos or my wife’s Eye-talian kind out to deliver the eraser, man, that’s going to make the weekend so much easier to handle. In case you do change your mind and decide to take me out, come down on me, I’m going on a little fishing trip tomorrow taking out of a dock at Aransas Pass, but then, you probably already know that. All I ask is I have this fear of dying in a fire at sea. So please, just shoot me or whack me on the head and dump me in the water with the anchor, something humane like that. Thank you, JJ. Thank you.
PS: Sorry about the rug bit. Looked like it hurt.Comment -
The forums would not be the same without jj. The guys a riot.Comment -
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This thread just keeps getting better.
After a hard day at the office you can always click on a jj thread......
Then drink a beer and whack off.
It that exact order.
(you may have wife or girlfriend whack you off. This method I prefer.)Comment -
When did jj first surface on the forums? Was it 89'....91'? This guy is a living f!@#ing posting legend. A posting machine.
What was his first post?
Musta been like a babies first steps. Compaqdikk.....did you screen shot capture this amazing moment in internet forum gambling history.Comment -
if anyone located his 1st post on one of the big 4 horsemen sportsbetting forums, i'm sure it'd fetch 7 digits on ebay. i remember viewing RX ones and he seemed serious at first, then i think he got ribbed by posters and fell hard fast and took on another act
lots of these servers just don't have the space to store and owners should step up and upgrade. here's one from 4 years ago
Default The 30 K Dream!! Did It Ruin Me???
Boys I am sooooooooooooo excited today my dream came true in life of getting 30,000 posts or is it really a good thing and big day for me??. I have told the whole world about this feat and all my neighborhood is proud of me and one of my locals even waived my 2 dime debt!!! Wow!! We have solid bookies around here and solid sharks.
I first off want to thank my family for giving me the opportunity to post and of course thanks Freddie and Russel for putting up with all my shit. I never thought I would become a degenerate gambler and poster, boys I was a choir boy before I met all you guys online. I am going to give you a brief description of what I use to be up until today.
Well before the online gambling craze came I was a normal guy that just had a job in a local computer shop putting stamps on boxes (boss said that was all I was capable of doing) and I worked there for like 5 years or so and I was proud of myself. I wore a great outfit everyday usually striped material with the company logo on it and had pants with computer terminals all over them. I was the coolest geek around the town and sometimes had chicks smile at me. My nickname was and still is KISSEL around here and I still have that name. I got it somehow and has stuck with me until now. I would go home at night and play monopoly with my friends and we would drink cool aid and we would never ever do anything wrong and went to bed like 9:00PM sharp and boys I was like in my late 20;s and early 30;s doing this. I was a real life square and everyone though Kissel was sooo cute and I was loved. Gambling????? Hell know real tabboo in my family and the crowd I hung around with and i was like 5'4"ft 170 back then and in good shape.
Boys I never ever even cursed once in my prime or smoked, ect. So I was living real nice and in a nice home with my parents.
What went wrong??? Well boys the local owner of the computer shop where I worked gave me a computer and 2 months free of Prodigy and I loved it. I would browse the prodigy network and find all sorts of sports info so I started to become interested in them. Then as the net evolved so did I and found my way to gambling at esb and bowmans and top turf phones only and then of course online with intertops and wsex and oasis. Well boys I was a small fun player and still innocent and things were going great and upgrading online services as I went along and then found RX in like 1998 and just read and lurked and one day was at the Darwins International and so the MW logo and checked it out. I would browse in amazement at all the gambling info and of course dirty type stuff on there and I would blush and get all red (you know the dirty jokes, nude women, ect) never heard, saw or read curse words and nudity. I fell in love with it.
So one day off the top of my head I just made up a posting name with no meaning and signed up and that is when my downfall started.
Boys I read right through the Butane Network lead by Reno and Buzz Rav and the private network they were involved in and I exposed it way back then like with me 20th post or so. As time went on I started becoming just like all the degenerates here and getting caught up heavy with gambling and posters wars, ect.
I think the real JJ came out at MW and probably always was this real tough guy deep down but the MW posters brought it out in me and more.
Boys I have gone from a nice kid to now a foul mouth fuk and thug and degenerate and I do not blame myself but posters here. Every word out of my mouth is fuk this shit, fuk you, you cocksucker, ect and I fit right in with the boys here now. Secondly never thought I would be carrying a 44 mag undr my trench at night.
All my friends have changed and now hang with like tough guys, gamblers, locals, sharks, pimps, gun runners and pushers. What the fuk happened to me???? I got caught up trying to be like Joey and ABB two of the main guys that fukkin ruined me.
I have lost approx 11 jobs since posting here for all gambling related activity because I needed the action more than the job. A couple of examples of my firings:
Nailed at racetrack when I was suppose to be at the office at 2:30 PM
Had numbers operation going at water company
3 jobs got fired for punching out co workers more because of jokes made at me or the one punk that through cream donuts at my head. Boys I was never like this before I started posting.
My appearance is fukkin shit too now. I ballooned to 283 and I am 5-4, old clothes with only the with the 2 flashy minks and a couple of real nice leather outfits and a few cowboy hats. I actually look like a pimp when dressed up for the big time at night.
Hang at social clubs now with all Johnny Knockdown types and all the boys feel sorry for me, you know not getting nailed in 11 years, real fat and bald and buried.
I got a lousy cheap rug that is made of some leather material and is hot as hell in the summer time and feels so heavy on my fukkin head and the boys from Newark rib me and call me "drummer boy" because I am always tapping my fukkin head because of the itch ( a dead give away for someone wearing a rug) I found out that is how Freddie knew I had one on, he always so me tapping my head with both hands and the index fingers. Fuk!!
Look at the losers I hang with now on the board day and night. Bookmakers, thieves, conmen, sharks, gamblers. Yes boys these are my new friends!!! I took a backwards turn in life and getting in deeper and now all I worry about is gambling, posting and hustling. I should try to get a real job but I think the damage is done and the posters here put too much stuff in my head through the years to be different.
What puzzles me here are why all the secrets and guys never using their real names. A couple of examples are like that clown Fishhead, I would call him and say hey Jeff and he would say "huh??? and I would keep saying is Jeff there and I know that was the name he gave me 3 days a go and he says no my name is Danny!!!! I swear this is like his 7th fukkin name and gets frustrating times. The same as with Stevo, he told me his name was Steve and I would call him that a few times and then suddenly he said that is not my name it is Mark!!! What?? Again like his 5th name since I have known this guy. What am I missing??? What does everyone have several names???? What is the big secret that know one is letting me on??? Strange fuks around here.
Locals???? Huh??? Never knew what the fuk that meant until the clowns here kept writing about them and now I use 3-5 .
Here are some transcripts of typical JJ conversations everyday:
"He Johnnie met my markers today, who do you like tonight, is the line wrong, move the numbers, give me a 2 team reverse, Hey Vito give me detroit for a nickel. Jo Jo we need a score, thans pal, hey ace, he lefty.Did you get the post?? I knew I was a certified loser when everyday up until today I go to the Deli and open up The NY Post and get my razor blade out and cut the lines out and then throw the rest of the fukkin paper out in the garbage and the store owner thinks I am a sick fuk for doing this.
All this slang bullshit, fuk I did not even know what the fuk a nickel was 2 years a go. I thought it was 5 cents when I was innocent. Now that is all I say now even when buying stuff at stores, ect.
Shit fighting with guys from 20-79 at bars, meeting sharks all over the place and running errands for the big timers, ect. Living in a fukkin crawl space with a computer terminal. Thank God I have not met any gay guys in the places I have lived because like I said I know guys that blow their landlords just to stay there. Of course too I have the big shot image carrying a wad of cash wrapped in an elastic band picking up bar tabs and shit and in reality to not have a dime to my name jsut carrying sharks money and banks money.
Although we are all losers here I love you guys and even the ones I fight with from time to time and would not trade this experience for anything. The one thing I have learned here is that there are sooo many bright guys from all walks of life and are sharp in lots of different things other than gambling.
Its hard being JJ at times with all my hang ups and bad appearance and shit. Boys do you think it is easy being 5-4 283, red hair (15 strands) shit rug, 2.5 inch dick and have not got laid in 11 years. I want to break this slump some day but some women actually say I have no shot because of various things and somewhat of a bird type voice, you know high pitched and shit.
Why do you think I do not go to Vegas or any other outings??? I would get ribbed to much and would end up pounding posters, boys you would have a field day with me . I swear I do not believe one guy could keep a straight face when meeting me for the first time.
I think though I am not alone because I met some winners from here and here is avery brief description"
Fishhead- Looks like a biker and scary to look at, beer cans all over his pad, sick!!
ABB- This guy is fukkin hilarious, he claims to be a Don Juan type and looks like a grizzly bear (6ft 4 inches and like 345!!!) cannot even see his face with the beard.
Sportman- 4 strands of hair slicked back and talks in such a deep voice I could not keep a straight face
Joey- 5-9 128lbs!!! Yes he is a fukkin tooth pick!!!! You would think he was some tough guy how he posted but no way. I would have this clowns lunch money everyday.
Russ- Actually looks normal (Tony Stewart) nascar type
Tico- Real long hair, glasses- Barry Manilow look a like
BP wears a suite day and night, politician type
Peckle-Chinese black type guy!! Yes that is what I said
Jimmy- Toughas nails and built real good and great looking
Totalsquare- Looks like Bruce Springsteen a little with a crew cut
Sick Gambler- Hispanic type Canadian Looking and look like he will pull a gun on you at anytime
Freddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh I had such a hilarious run in with him at the track (Big M) When I see him I go "hey jerkoff" I swear this clown ran so fast over tables and I was laughing on the ground, He thought I was going to tear him to threads. I was busting his balls but he did not know and ran. Oh yeh he is like 5-9 or so, blue curly fukkin hair like in a Fro and you jsut say to yourself about him (What a fukkin mess!!!)
So boys losts of us have lots to be desired in the looks department and I am not alone and you would be shocked to know what people really look like in person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Good Luck Boys and Thanks for the education here and all the fun I have with posters.
KISSEL (What my boys call me)Comment -
jj what the fukk man, i think you fukkin need a little cash to chill out with, i know you live on the edge so i'm going to try to give you another one you can make some real scratch with with minimal cash risk. here you go you fukkin guy, take 72 bucks and do the following:
$40 on:
Mets under 9.5
Toronto under 10
oakland under 9.5
That'll pay about $240, cover your expenses. Then take $20, use those 3 and add:
oak ML
Houston ML
Washington under 9
If that one hits you got a dime. not a big deal, but a fukkin dime's a fukkin dime, right?? i mean come on, a fukkin dime, thats one more fukkin dime sitting around than you would have had, right? Then take $10, use those 6 and add:
Minn under 10
Houston under 8
Stl ML
If that one pops, now you got 4 fukkin dimes. That would be good enough to make you feel good for a day, right? and make us all a happy jj video, right? you couldn't be happy for 4 fukkin dimes in one day? even i'd be happy with that. i'm not saying some kind of transcendantal ecstasy, i'm just talking about fukkin happy, fukkin chilling out for a bit or whatever, right? i know youre not such a big shot that 4 fukkin dimes wouldnt chill you out for a few hours, come on now. Then take $2, use those 9 and add:
yanks ML
yanks under 10
dodgers over 7.5
SF +1.5
if that one pop then you got over 11 fukkin dimes, ok? that's a nice day jj, 11 fukkin dimes. we'll get you above water soon, i feel confident about that.Comment -
I am more calm today, lost another bet last night...lol whats new.
Ganch HG all you do is throw blanks with these picks
I like the youtube angle now, you boys get to see me live and not like most guys that had behind pc's.
Practicing singing now, might have a future re mixing old school black tunes.
Big weekend..lets him em hard.
Over and Over...Howard HewittComment -
WillyBee is an SBR inner circle guy. Even I have a hard time getting an appointment. Rarely takes my calls. His secratary always says hes on a conference call.Comment -
Johnny, you have stuck up for William before in the past but the truth must be known. I am being singled out here Johnny and quite frankly I am growing tired of it. Other posters do nothing but cause trouble Johnny and they are never suspended or banned.
The trap has been set so watch the rats come and eat the cheese.Comment -
Patrick you should have no problems now, this guy is the Wilheim of the RX .
Man throw these guys some power and they turn into monsters, this is a fukkin gambling forum not the real world. He thinks he is a supervisor for Home Depot.Comment -
I have called WillyBee several times for you Pat! I stayed on hold at least 30 minutes last time. His secratary told me try back and that early mornings are best. But I swear all I get is the voice mail. I'm still trying and JJ is trying. We will get it straight asap.Comment -
Is that really JJ Gold? He says he isn't but I believe he is. Scary stuff.Comment -
Tchocky no it is not, some clown is getting is rocks off by posting these videos saying it is me, I guess he reads all my posts. I think it is compact dork.Comment -
The video was very cool . The events that led to the video being created were because of someone coming onto a thread and insulting someone . In all truth the person in question was dead wrong . Like it really matters , but is good to know the truth even though it may not change anything .
One thing a person will learn sooner than later in life is that there will always be HATERS hating on you even when you have the best intentions .
The less you truly know of this evil side of life the better you are maybe because being innocent would spare the fragile mind a few shocking blows . But nonetheless I am confident my 3rd grade education and less than writting skills will help someone on here before it is all said and done . : )Comment -
And another rat takes the cheese. Why don't you share all of the threatening private messages you sent to me and other SBR forum members? For the last time also, it's "WRITING"...
Or maybe tell us all again how your wife was made in God's kitchen. I may contact J.K. Rowling and have her turn that into a novel.Comment -
The irony of all this is I probably have the least amount of fights compared to anyone, I have no time to yo yo on the forums.Comment -
Oh yeah there is no doubt I sent pm messages to people that were smart asses and that I found twilight zone type mfers , so I would message them about what I thought about them just like I would handle any conflict in real life FACE TO FACE. Bateman is the type that needs help and needs people to back him , he speaks in the WE like he has a mouse in his pocket . The WE is for weak ****s that cant stand on their own 2 feet but are more into the tribal survivor thing surviving and fighting as a group . Thats all good in real life but on a computer forum when all you see is words it would no doubt mean the person that speaks and lives in the WE over a computer forum is a weak lil bitch type mf .
Any incident I have had over this forum in the brief time was me lashing back not me starting shit . Jealousy breeds contempt , bateman in my opinion is a lil worm . Why are their worms in a forum ? Same reason there are monkeys in trees .Comment -
bateman watch yourself with EJandV, thats a realass ***** whos been around and dont take no mess, its obvious from how he conducts himself, you need to learn how to recognize whos who and whats what or you can get yourself in trouble. i aint threatening you or nothing like that, im just saying you need to learn whos fake and whos real, and mind your ps and qs when the real sh*t is around.
jj my parlays will hit tonight, watch. but dont worry, hopefully there will be another couple of days before mlb ends that will have strong plays like these so you can manifest multi-dimes and get happy and then make us all a happy jj video.Comment -
HG is just upset because Ganch is barelled in and can't pay himComment
