Tiger's press conference is a fukkin joke

[Scorpion]

Tiger is lonely and stooopid!

[DOMINATER]

After that , lets see how many more woman come out of the woodwork, he has the worst handlers I have ever seen, if he was my responsibility he would have never gone on long a cruise with all his other friends. tiger should disapear when a person is not seen he soon becomes forgotten. I know its easier said than done. There still are places he could go where he would blend in or even hide out for several months . The way its going he is never going to play again. Paco I get what your saying , but most guys may go through something , have to find themselves for what ever reason then they come out of it ,learned something about their situation, and they move on . Tiger is way past that , he has taken cheating to a new level. Paco no one would ever go to that degree unless he had serious issues. BIZARRE is not even dramatic enough.

[infamousbacardi]

Tiger now has to worry about the women who will be head hunting. You don't think some stupid ho bag will try and be all over his beef because they know about this now. You don't think some bag of bones will try and get on his pole because they know they can run to the media right away and cash in?? Tiger will need to be beyond extra careful when he finally is responsible enough to get back out on tour.

I firmly believe that what a man does with his time is his business, the only reason I care about this is because he has two young children at home. You can do whatever you want to your wife, other tour sluts, whatever...but your kids are a different story. Surely, everyone here understands this. And don't say it doesn't affect them, it does...when they grow up and learn about what all this means. It does, and it will. It's unfortunate his children are now in this position.

[Brock Landers]

The guy earned the right to fuk who ever, whenever. He has the cash to never work or golf another day in his life, so if he wants to do whatever he wants, thats fine.

Not sure why he needs to have a press conference to do it LOL Like he is "important"? He's a guy who plays golf.

Remember Charles Barkley "I am not a Role Model"...same for ALL athletes.

And to say he's "sorry"? LOL Fuk you, sorry you got caught is all you are, otherwise you'd be fukking strange pussy till the cows come home.

[smitch124]

who doesnt need pussy? i do....pretty sure as men we genetically programed to need it

People also are addicted to food and need help with that at times even though we are programmed to need to eat as well.

[paco]

Dominator, find me a wealthy billionaire who hasn't cheated on his wife? Everyone does it.

[FrozenMAN]

total joke, i'd be laughing all the way to the bank like he is too

[jjgold]

We love Tiger here

Once he plays again everything will be back to normal

[mcbaseball10]

We love Tiger here Once he plays again everything will be back to normal

That and the general public will give him even more love. Remember the embrace following his father's death and he won the tourney?
Wait till he meets his wife for an embrace after winning a major. Ratings will be out the f'ing roof.

[MilfDriller]

o/c he showed no emotion. he is half Asian... thus half of his personality only has about 0.00001% capacity for emotion.

Example of the average Chinese man and his emotional reactions:

Hi Chu Wang, please give us your emotional responses to the following situations:

You just won the lottery: oh
Your dog just died: oh
Your pizza is late: oh
It's a beautiful day: oh
2 +2 = 10: oh
You just had an orgasm inside the hottest pornstar: oh oh


As you can see, there is no emotion. All emotional responses generate an 'oh'. Only an orgasm inside the hottest pornstar on the planet generates an 'oh oh'.

That sums up Asian genes.

[Powderguy]

[MilfDriller]

However, you combine his Asian discipline side w/ his African side of uncontrollable sexuality... and you have a deadly combination.

You produce an out-of-control sex machine (African side) that is very disciplined and hell-bent on getting results (Asian side).

Very surprising he didn't get Aids like Magic Johnson.

[Shark79]

He sounds so white.

WTF

[Shark79]

However, you combine his Asian discipline side w/ his African side of uncontrollable sexuality... and you have a deadly combination.

You produce an out-of-control sex machine (African side) that is very disciplined and hell-bent on getting results (Asian side).

Very surprising he didn't get Aids like Magic Johnson.

Double WTF

[letitburn]

Pussy is like cocaine

[Soxsfan9]

Such a waste of time, everything was scripted and sounded really fake!

[podunk]

who gives a shit...why is this fvcking news?

[jjgold]

I am sick of seeing him, enough is enough

[MastaB]

You can see where his lower lip was split

[keyboarding]

he dont owe me a apology for fukkin ho's...i like ho's myself

[pavyracer]

Anyone saw his mom's face? I bet you she was the one who clubbed him and Tiger may be telling the truth regarding Elin's actions on Thanksgiving.

[pavyracer]

o/c he showed no emotion. he is half Asian... thus half of his personality only has about 0.00001% capacity for emotion.

Example of the average Chinese man and his emotional reactions:

Hi Chu Wang, please give us your emotional responses to the following situations:

You just won the lottery: oh
Your dog just died: oh
Your pizza is late: oh
It's a beautiful day: oh
2 +2 = 10: oh
You just had an orgasm inside the hottest pornstar: oh oh


As you can see, there is no emotion. All emotional responses generate an 'oh'. Only an orgasm inside the hottest pornstar on the planet generates an 'oh oh'.

That sums up Asian genes.

So is his pecker asian size or african size?

[jjgold]

ESPN keeps playing this

Fukkin sickening

[Capybara]

I AGREE -- Tiger was completely full of sh-t up there... It was as obvious as can be!!

The expert in body language that ESPN had on was so convinced he was pouring on a crock of sh-t that she wasn't even diplomatic about it!! She was like, well, that was all clearly insincere. The whole thing was just a big stage show. I mean, come on, you all saw that, right? Like going over to hug his mother? As choreographed as can be -- not a sincere moment in the whole thing.

Made me ill watching it -- I really hate this guy now. It's all just PR with him -- I GUARANTEE he does not have an actual sorry bone in his body about anything he did. He's just sorry he got caught, that's all.

[BestPlay2day]

Love that he's going to fake rehab for a fake sex addition. He loves pussy and has probably had 1,000s of chicks. Only owes an apology to his wife, family, and sponsors. Once Elin divorces Tiger, he can get all the pussy he can handle and not worry about shit. Didn't watch it, but I'm sure it looked fake and scripted and insincere. Doesn't affect my life one bit so who gives a shit if he banged a bunch of hoes.

[THE HITMAN]

Make him do A Clockwork Orange for a few months

[FrozenMAN]

Just listen to STEPHEN A SMITH!

and rick reily is a ****in tool and a half

[StraitShooter]

Tiger now has to worry about the women who will be head hunting. You don't think some stupid ho bag will try and be all over his beef because they know about this now. You don't think some bag of bones will try and get on his pole because they know they can run to the media right away and cash in?? Tiger will need to be beyond extra careful when he finally is responsible enough to get back out on tour.

I firmly believe that what a man does with his time is his business, the only reason I care about this is because he has two young children at home. You can do whatever you want to your wife, other tour sluts, whatever...but your kids are a different story. Surely, everyone here understands this. And don't say it doesn't affect them, it does...when they grow up and learn about what all this means. It does, and it will. It's unfortunate his children are now in this position.

good post

[StraitShooter]

Make him do A Clockwork Orange for a few months

[MilfDriller]

So is his pecker asian size or african size?

Good point, pavy. I thought about this beforehand but did not want to post it. Didn't want to offend any Asian posters.

Asian tallywacker: 2.5 inches
African tallywacker: 7.5 inches


Now, I'm not a Penis Mathematician, but basic math her says the following:

2.5 rice thimble + 7.5 cucumber spear = 10 inches

10 inches / 2 = 5 inches


Therefore, Tiger is a "5 incher".

And this explains why Tiger is so self-conscious and Hebrewy on the phone w/ his conversations w/ all those hoes. They were expecting a 'Nigerian Nightmare' to drive thru them, but he could only plow thru them w/ Toyota Camry-sized tallywacker. And let me remind you that Tiger was a guy that was routinely hanging out w/ dudes who are 6'6" and taller. So Howard and MJ plow thru some ho... then pass the ho onto Tiger. Tiger taps that ho and the ho is like, 'Where's the beef?'

At that point Tiger shouts 'Gung ho fat choi chin mai fong fong chicken chow mein' (the Asian language he knows) and in a fury runs out to his driving range and hits more golf balls. This makes him a better golfer.

You see, I have the inside story.

[pavyracer]

Thanks MilfDriller. I knew he wasn't big because the chicks he banged have laughable looks.

[StraitShooter]

MilfDriller

[DwightShrute]

It's not like he killed someone

I'd like to think that is I were in his shoes, I'd remain faithful but I can't be 100% sure.

Tiger seems like a good guy that couldn't resist boinking real hot horny woman and it's obvious he's is sorry or at least sorry he got caught.

He'll win the first tournament he plays.

This will all go away just like British actor Hugh Grant who was dating that gorgeous model and boinked that ugly crack whore in the car in Beverly Hills and all the other stories like his. There are dozens of famous people that do this shit.

http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/09/03/the-history-of-celebrity-sex-addiction/

[Scorpion]

The guy is a robot, reads straight off the paper and shows no emotion. The public that he makes millions off of can never relate to this clown. He said he is truly sorry . As long as he doesn't cry and says he's sorry more than 5.5 times I'll be happy and cash out but I'll never get back the time I just wasted watching this horse shit. On top of it, he references buddhism .

If he sees your avatar he would want to hire you for big bucks if you know what I mean!

I bet he would want to have sex with you 7 times every day for a week

Would you like to work for Tiger and be his employee?

[whatsgood5]

Didn;t see it, but I heard it was pretty bad.