Epic Prison Escape in NY

**teaserpleaser** · 06-08-15, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

These guys have no money

how do you know that? you would be surprised how much currency is circulating inside prisons ....ALOT they have iphones in prisons what are they buying those with top ramen? plus they seem to have a guardian angel whats 2-4 k for freedom....if they can get land shelter a durracell 600 + solar panel or two for power they'll probably not catch them for sometime....I'd be somewhere indoors for the next 3 months until this shit dies down get away as far as I could though and as rural as I possibly could.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 06-08-15, 05:05 PM

I'd be looking for a Big Mac and some pussy.

#priorities

**Ra77er** · 06-08-15, 05:10 PM

I would probably alter appearance,
closest country road to lay low,
establish communications,
food/water supply,
finally reintegration in a faraway state/country.

**manny24** · 06-08-15, 05:18 PM

they are already digging sang and sipping white lightning

**lakerboy** · 06-08-15, 05:24 PM

Within 4 days they will be caught.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 06-08-15, 05:24 PM

In NY so I'm on it

Need to find them by Sept 13th tho, cuz I wanna hit Eli & the G-men +7 for that 100k and make Tony cry

FUKK THE COWGIRLS!

**teaserpleaser** · 06-08-15, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

I'd be looking for a Big Mac and some pussy.

#priorities

you would throw up most likely or be very sick prison food is very different from outside "free" food even mcdonalds...pussy is the root of all evil it will tell on you if given the opportunity...

**jjgold** · 06-08-15, 05:40 PM

who will find these guys for 100K???

**Ra77er** · 06-08-15, 05:50 PM

I could find them in 2 weeks tops and I would do it for 100k absolutely.

**Wrigley** · 06-08-15, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

who will find these guys for 100K???

JJ what number do you need before you go round them up

**jjgold** · 06-08-15, 06:28 PM

No number I'm not experienced enough with the gun… These guys are killers

**recon1** · 06-08-15, 06:51 PM

Safest place for the cop killer was on the inside. Odds aren't that good that he will be captured alive.

**byronbb** · 06-08-15, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

who will find these guys for 100K???

**jjgold** · 06-08-15, 07:35 PM

Lol

Let's find these guys

**unusialsusp5** · 06-08-15, 09:42 PM

no way, these guys are best prison escapees ever. don't you think they planned for the aftermath of their escape. they have money, outside help, clothing, shelter, food. everything they need to probably leave country and join isis. 5 dimes offering over/under on days before they get caught. go over.

**Kermit** · 06-08-15, 09:52 PM

At least they had a sense of humor.

**The Kraken** · 06-08-15, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by lakerboy

Within 4 days they will be caught.

Usually I would agree with you but these guys apparently had a huge head start

Maybe 6 or 7 hours

Cops have no clue where they went. This could drag on for months. No doubt though that some US deputies will constantly be looking for them.

I have a tendency to root for the bad guy as well but reading what they did, I hope they get caught tonight and beat to a pulp. Then punish every prisoner for weeks for what they did. Then release them into general population.

Probably teach them not to do that again

**The Kraken** · 06-08-15, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by Kermit

At least they had a sense of humor.

Look how big of a hole they cut in that pipe

They weren't even worried about getting caught, took their time and damn near made it big enough for TT to fit through

**jjgold** · 06-08-15, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Usually I would agree with you but these guys apparently had a huge head start

Maybe 6 or 7 hours

Cops have no clue where they went. This could drag on for months. No doubt though that some US deputies will constantly be looking for them.

I have a tendency to root for the bad guy as well but reading what they did, I hope they get caught tonight and beat to a pulp. Then punish every prisoner for weeks for what they did. Then release them into general population.

Probably teach them not to do that again

Krackles so your rooting for murderers??

**Kermit** · 06-08-15, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Look how big of a hole they cut in that pipe

They weren't even worried about getting caught, took their time and damn near made it big enough for TT to fit through

They even made sure to bring a magnet along to attach the note to the pipe.

**manny24** · 06-08-15, 10:17 PM

one of them was banging a female guard or accomplice or whatnot was supposedly hung like a rhinocerous

how lucky can these guys get??!??!?!??

there are dudes serving life sentences getting more tail than most SBR posters

**Darkside Magick** · 06-08-15, 10:20 PM

lot of places to hide if they make it to montreal

**ACoochy** · 06-08-15, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Krackles so your rooting for murderers??

We allow and support a bunch of psychopaths that is the federal government (war anyone) so whats wrong with what crackers comments again?

**The Kraken** · 06-08-15, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Usually I would agree with you but these guys apparently had a huge head start

Maybe 6 or 7 hours

Cops have no clue where they went. This could drag on for months. No doubt though that some US deputies will constantly be looking for them.

I have a tendency to root for the bad guy as well but reading what they did, I hope they get caught tonight and beat to a pulp. Then punish every prisoner for weeks for what they did. Then release them into general population.

Probably teach them not to do that again

Originally posted by jjgold

Krackles so your rooting for murderers??

I think both of them should be executed at the point of their capture.

In fact, what are they still doing alive?

That's the failure

**jjgold** · 06-08-15, 10:53 PM

good work Krackles..I did not see all your post!!

Lets get these guys

**Kermit** · 06-08-15, 10:58 PM

I think after they catch these guys that they should load them both into a catapult and launch them over the walls back into the prison yard. I would buy a PPV to see that.

**The Kraken** · 06-08-15, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by Kermit

I think after they catch these guys that they should load them both into a catapult and launch them over the walls back into the prison yard. I would buy a PPV to see that.

It would be a hit and could pay for the search

But I want multiple angles of the launch, the flight and close ups of the point of impaction with slo-mo

**Kermit** · 06-08-15, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

It would be a hit and could pay for the search

But I want multiple angles of the launch, the flight and close ups of the point of impaction with slo-mo

They could even make a bulls-eye in the middle of the yard and let people bet on where they land.

**Ra77er** · 06-08-15, 11:06 PM

That would be awesome. I wonder if they could patch them up for multiple rounds.

**Kermit** · 06-08-15, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by Ra77er

That would be awesome. I wonder if they could patch them up for multiple rounds.

Yeah, they could turn this into a morbid game of 301.

**jjgold** · 06-08-15, 11:33 PM

They are going to slip up I don't know how they can invade law-enforcement

**Kermit** · 06-08-15, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

They are going to slip up I don't know how they can invade law-enforcement

Yeah, they probably won't try to do that. I know if I just broke out, I wouldn't.

**d2bets** · 06-08-15, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Usually I would agree with you but these guys apparently had a huge head start

Maybe 6 or 7 hours

Cops have no clue where they went. This could drag on for months. No doubt though that some US deputies will constantly be looking for them.

I have a tendency to root for the bad guy as well but reading what they did, I hope they get caught tonight and beat to a pulp. Then punish every prisoner for weeks for what they did. Then release them into general population.

Probably teach them not to do that again

Yeah with that much head start and after this amount of time, they might just slide away. I mean if they are able to significantly change their appearance, how will they be found? These guys are obviously sly.

**The Kraken** · 06-08-15, 11:50 PM

First thing I would do is steal a hand gun. If I got found, Id just turn it on myself.

Apparently prison isnt a fun place if they're breaking out.

They were on an honor ward, so if it was so bad on the honor ward they had to get out just think what'll be like the rest of the miserable lives when they're in a cell 23 hrs/day and a cage the other one.

Worst things than dying

**Plaza23** · 06-09-15, 12:16 AM

Was the pipe they went thru a sewer pipe? That would make this escape very similar to Shawshank Redemption. If I was going to escape from prison I would head south and try to cross into Mexico. Then I would make it down to south america and lay low. These guys are criminals so they could easily find jobs in the drug industry down there. Too many convicts that escape go back to their hometowns or family and are easily caught. If these guys shun everyone, get false IDs, and go to a foreign country they just might make it.