The Urinal is Too High

[spartangreen]

A group of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd graders, accompanied by two female teachers,went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their wee wees to direct the flow.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 3rd grade."

"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh."

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[The Seer]

damn that's funny

[pico]

this is great. lol

[paco]

[THEGREAT30]

sick people, good day

[stevek173]

lol nice one

[spartangreen]

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,

his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast,

I know you'll forgive me.'

She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'










One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing
his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.


'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'