What is your favorite "one line" joke?

[in2thethickofit]

Did you hear about the 2 cannibals that passed each other in the forest?

[Boner_18]

You hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.

[odusmykal]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?.

Nothing, you've already told her twice..

[Swinging Johnson]

What did one gay say to the to the other when walking past the morgue? Care to stop in and suck down a couple of cold ones?

[chrisharvard01]

You caved like the BUFFALO BILLS in the Superbowl

[pavyracer]

jjgold

[obamaismyuncle]

she ain't a lady if she ain't 280

[soaked in sweat]

what do u call a blonde hanging upside-down?
a brunette with bad breath

[Pecos Bill]

A white man is driving his Cadillac on a highway in Texas. He notices a black man pushing his bicycle along the side of the road.

He pulls over to talk to the black man and offer him a ride. He says "I can't fit your bike in my car, but I can tie it to the back and let you ride behind me. If I'm going too fast, just yell."

The black man says "No thanks, that sounds pretty risky" and keeps pushing his bike down the road.

[Pecos Bill]

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.

[maersksealand]

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place and acting crazy. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them... grabs some sliced limes and eats them... then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" says the guy. "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me, he eats everything in sight. Quite an appetite. I'll pay for the cue ball and other things he ate." He the finishes his drink, pays the bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's back at the same bar again, monkey by his side as usual. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did?" "What this time?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

[stevek173]

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

[soaked in sweat]

whats the diff between light and hard?
u can sleep with a light on, but u can't sleep with a hard on.

[Masu485]

i dont have any, but i also dont think any of these are one liners either...

and pecos bill, i'm a big fan of anti humour. no one ever expects it, but you have to have the right audience.

[in2thethickofit]

i dont have any, but i also dont think any of these are one liners either...

and pecos bill, i'm a big fan of anti humour. no one ever expects it, but you have to have the right audience.

People may have missed the point

[robmpink]

Liquor? I don't even know her.

[odusmykal]

JJ Gold is as useless as a screen door on a submarine..

[Tree Rollins]

i dont have any, but i also dont think any of these are one liners either...

and pecos bill, i'm a big fan of anti humour. no one ever expects it, but you have to have the right audience.

I thought the two by pecos bill were the funniest ones yet.

[DrStale]

Pretty surprised at how many people can't tell the difference between 1 line and 2 line jokes...


A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

[obamaismyuncle]

Pretty surprised at how many people can't tell the difference between 1 line and 2 line jokes...


A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

[letitburn]

What is the worthless flesh around the vagina called?
The woman

[BarkingToad]

Liquor? I don't even know her.

I thought it was poker instead of liquor.

[BarkingToad]

Baby seal walks into a club.

[pico]

my last girlfriend called me a pedofile, that is a pretty big word for a 12 year old.

[Swinging Johnson]

my last girlfriend called me a pedofile, that is a pretty big word for a 12 year old.

Heard it. Love it.

[pico]

If women don't enjoy rape, what's all the screaming about?

[pico]

Famous Last Words:

"OK, one more practice run, then I'm hitting the bar".

[pico]

I'd love to stay and chat but i
just brought a new toyota,
so i cant stop.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Baby seal walks into a club.

Winner!

[wtf]

why the pervert cross the road?

couldnt get the chicken off his cock

[SamsNCharge99]

that's what she said

[whatsgood5]

Why is 6 afraid of 7??? 69

[whatsgood5]

that's what she said

LMAO that one's a classic