Will you survive? SBR A-Team

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  • BatemanPatrickl
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-21-07
    • 18772

    #1
    Will you survive? SBR A-Team
    Boys Amber's girlfriend asked this question and I thought I would expand more on my plan. In all honesty I would need a team to survive kind of like the A-Team. We all know unlike Denzel Washington mere mortals like us couldn't go around shooting 5 lb cats with a bow and arrow from 100 feet away.

    My survival team would consist of the following:

    1) Hannibal - JJGold. A natural born leader. His plans are unorthodox but they usually work. You need this kind of attitude in a disaster. JJ would get us out of anything by offering to show his man meat

    2) Faceman - Batemanpatrickl. Boys we all now that I am one of the best looking guys here. I could also easily con people and get them to do anything I want. Look at Richie I was able to duke him out of at least 20 free plays (thanks Willie Bee).

    3) Murdock - Flyingilligni. Guy is crazy as batshi$t and likes to fly. Enough said. Plus if we ever wanted to lose him we could just buy him some blow and stick him in a poker game.

    4) Mr. T - Wal66. Easy fix to our food problem here. Just keep Wally alive long enough to turn on him for food. One of Wal's legs could last us for a whole month. Boys I am not down with cannibalism but when the sh$t hits the fan you have to say screw it.

    Boys this is the team I would assemble in order to survive an end of the world type situation.
  • Richkas
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-03-08
    • 19396

    #2
    I only need the 4 things in my closet.
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    • Richkas
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-03-08
      • 19396

      #3
      If they ever drop that uranium bomb on us, people will be killing one another for a bottle of water.
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      • BatemanPatrickl
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-21-07
        • 18772

        #4
        Richer would you ever kill your dog and eat her?
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        • Richkas
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-03-08
          • 19396

          #5
          Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
          Richer would you ever kill your dog and eat her?

          No
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          • Richkas
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-03-08
            • 19396

            #6
            Just make sure you have guns and ammo because if they do drop a uranium bomb on us, you will be able to take cash,food,water,pussy,drugs from anybody and not get caught.
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            • BatemanPatrickl
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-21-07
              • 18772

              #7
              How does one take pussy sir? Are you implying rape?
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              • The Prick
                SBR MVP
                • 08-31-05
                • 4965

                #8
                bater i thats more like the SBR Keystone Cops than the SBR A-team. oh please doan throw me in tha briar patch
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                • BatemanPatrickl
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-21-07
                  • 18772

                  #9
                  Prick I would make sure we would save you and make sure you live. You can replace Wally but we won't keep you around for food.

                  Prick what special skills do you have?
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                  • nosniboR11
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-02-08
                    • 10042

                    #10
                    kiss my ass you idiot
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                    • The Prick
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-31-05
                      • 4965

                      #11
                      whoooooa, slow down there bater! dont do me no favors, i aint lookin ta join anything. i got no special skills other than bein charming, good-lookin, and a big hit with the ladies. that, plus i KNOW shit
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                      • Richkas
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-03-08
                        • 19396

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                        How does one take pussy sir? Are you implying rape?

                        How would Saddam do it
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                        • BadNina
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-27-07
                          • 10491

                          #13
                          I am really not liking the implications here.
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                          • BatemanPatrickl
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-21-07
                            • 18772

                            #14
                            Prick you are in sir. You can be Face if you want.
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                            • Richkas
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 02-03-08
                              • 19396

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BadNina
                              I am really not liking the implications here.

                              Nina, this is the internet. Dont take it so seriously.
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                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-21-07
                                • 18772

                                #16
                                Richkas what type of people would you rob first? Would you go after a certain race?
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
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                                  • BadNina
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-27-07
                                    • 10491

                                    #18
                                    Values are values no matter where they are stated.
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                                    • BatemanPatrickl
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 06-21-07
                                      • 18772

                                      #19
                                      Nina is that Willie Bee in your avatar?
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                                      • BadNina
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-27-07
                                        • 10491

                                        #20
                                        No. It's Nicky. Fine specimen huh?
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                                        • whatsgood5
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 10-13-09
                                          • 15359

                                          #21
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