Desperate Becks

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  • adriano
    SBR MVP
    • 11-10-05
    • 1081

    #1
    Desperate Becks
    "Pop star Robbie Williams and soccer ace David Beckham are set to star in Desperate Housewives - as a gay couple, according to reports.

    The pair, who both currently reside in Los Angeles, are show creator Marc Cherry's top choices to play the best friends of another homosexual couple - the latest characters to move into Wisteria Lane.

    Cherry says, "David and Robbie are perfect to star as the new neighbours' best friends; the gorgeous, eccentric couple flown over from Blighty.

    "We haven't had that kind of wow for the wives since Jesse Metcalfe left and we want it to cause such a stir when they turn out to be together.

    "David's keen, but though the obvious choice was to work with Tom Cruise, we wanted someone who matches him in height and well, Britishness, so Robbie is the one. They're both funny, game for a laugh and ridiculously macho, so it should work wonderfully... the English are pitch-perfect for sending themselves up."

  • adriano
    SBR MVP
    • 11-10-05
    • 1081

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    • moses millsap
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-25-05
      • 8289

      #3
      What a shock. He's entering the entertainment business. I thought he had a real desire to turn around that pathetic MLS franchise down in LA.
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      • tacomax
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-10-05
        • 9619

        #4
        Originally posted by OWNED
        What a shock. He's entering the entertainment business. I thought he had a real desire to turn around that pathetic MLS franchise down in LA.
        Hardly a surprise considering his extra-curriculum activities have pissed off his last two managers. However, raising his profile in the USA won't hurt the Galaxy at all.

        Having said that, he has trouble stringing two sentences together and can hardly be described as "macho" since it always seems that he's taken a lung-full of helium before he speaks. I'd like to see it for comedy value.
        Originally posted by pags11
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        Originally posted by curious
        taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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        • 20Four7
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 04-08-07
          • 6703

          #5
          Originally posted by OWNED
          What a shock. He's entering the entertainment business. I thought he had a real desire to turn around that pathetic MLS franchise down in LA.
          He might actually have to play in order to turn something around there. Sitting on the sidelines doing interviews and looking pretty in his Hugo Boss suit isn't cutting it right now.
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