It's good to have symbols for profane words...

[Omnivorous Frog]

Who is Jack shit you ask?



The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack shit."



Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe shit and O. shit.



Awe shit, the fertilizer magnate, married O shit, the owner of kneedeep N. shit, Inc.



In turn, Jack shit married Noe shit, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie shit, Fulla shit, Giva shit, Bull shit, and the twins, Deep shit and Dip shit.



Against her parents' wishes, Deep shit married Dumb shit, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe shit divorced.



Noe shit later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe shit-Sherlock.



Dip shit married Loda shit and they produced a nervous son, Chicken shit.



Fulla shit and Giva shit were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.



The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the shit-Happens wedding.



The shit-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.



Bull shit, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa shit.



So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack shit", you can correct them.

How amusing...

[Justin7]

Frog,

I'm glad you've joined us. You were one of the most knowledgeable posters at TheRX before you fled there.

On another note, are you drunk tonight?

[Omnivorous Frog]

Little bit of Italian desert wine for my WNBA. I remember the rx, vaguely. Let me think, falsely labeled a past poster by the Judas Goat. BOS a platinum sponsor. ACE ACE coddled and protected, Mr. special treatment tout. Being set up and tag teamed by moderators Old Man Tofu and Tinstarco. A place where you are banned just for being a friend of Frog. A forum where if you don't conform, you get sent on vacation? I guess to post there you would be a conforumist? A place that labeled me a psycho lunatic after trying to get me to post there?

Who are they again?

[SBR_John]

Wil and Rick are great people. But its a real shame what happened there with all the censorship. Maybe they had to move that direction due to the size, I don't know.

As far as them promoting the SBG's and BOS's of the world, no one there cares. Posters are not allowed to discuss sponsors or even mention no-pays reported elsewhere. Hopefully they migrate policy away from the far right one of these days.

[Omnivorous Frog]

Great people don't lead lambs to slaughter for crumbs. Now it's full blown censorship. Misdirection feeding newbs to the ACE ACE burn barrel. It all went downhill with the BOS platinum sponsor deal. I really got on the owner's badside changing his name to Farty and showing him accepting briefcases full of payola for the rating. It is a shell of it's former self. Remember before Carruthers got busted, BOS was already jacking people, a Kap special. And what did the RX do? Absolutely nothing. The platinum sponsor owned them. Even you were disappointed John. But at least you were honest about it. I filed that for future reference, so here I am now. Just because of your statements.


Best Wishes...OF

[Doug]

Good to see you hear,Frog !

[Omnivorous Frog]

Hey Doug, I think I'll keep the flag and burn the leadership. Did you get a permission slip to post at a noncensored site? Keep those damn home improvement threads off the front page, or you will sent on vacation. Don't mention BOS, or ridicule ACE ACE, or Old Man Tofu. Don't talk bad about any sponsor, or any mod, or even say you like Frog. Baaa in unison, and sing ACE's praises, as it is time for the RX to earn. If you see any of the old timers around, have them stop by. I still like all of the posters.

Best Wishes...OF

Warning: Do not say on any forum you are a friend of Frog. My friend got lifetime ban. Reason: friend of Frog, I am dead serious.

[Doug]

I even have Ace as my avatar at EOG.

[Omnivorous Frog]

He is the tail wagging the dog they are hurting so bad for revenue. Only problem is this dog is a fleabitten mongrel. When they completely edited out the last plagiarizing bust you could see they want an encore performance. However I think that cash cow ran out of milk last season. They prop up a total charade, of extraordinary magnitude, throw their rep into the ditch and wonder why the sheep keep baaing offkey. He still holds the record for most followers burned to a crisp. And with Judas goat still bringing in the fresh meat and tinstarco being the internet tough guy enforcer, it is not going to change anytime soon. Hey, you are losing conforumist points just talking with me. Better forget you ever knew me.

[Doug]

Does this mean you won't be at the RX Bash ?

[Omnivorous Frog]

They would have me arrested for trespassing. Besides, I am no longer an active poster there. The Bash is even a total fiasco having two different dates because they could not lock in a hotel? I'll be there in mind and spirit. It was requested that if I went, a big if, and Old Man Tofu went, a true longshot, that I would shake his hand and be cordial to him, an impossibility. When they started rattling off all of the Frog rules I had to obey to post there, I knew time was up. I see ACE has his full compliment of ghosts out in farce, I mean force, already. Three straight winning seasons? His threads make me puke.

[SBR Lou]

Awe shit, the fertilizer magnate, married O shit, the owner of kneedeep N. shit, Inc.:

How witty, I bet you felt like hot shit after writing it?

[Omnivorous Frog]

No, unlike ACE, the best handicapper known to RX man, I cannot claim to have written or created this. I merely found it on the internet, and changed the capital S to a small s to get the stinky steamy piles. That's all.