1. 07-12-14 08:35 PM #1
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    Mr Bad Ass AKA JJ Gold check in

    Where will u be watchin the world cup tomorrow?
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  2. 07-12-14 08:46 PM #2
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  3. 07-13-14 12:59 AM #3
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    no

    can care less

    Bet Germany though

    In Vgeas Bear trying to get laid by ANY woman 19-60
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  4. 07-13-14 01:09 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    In Vgeas Bear trying to get laid by ANY woman 19-60

    Still beats swiping yes/like to tens of thousands of women on Tinder and not getting a single match because they all think you're repulsive trash who doesn't deserve to breathe.
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  5. 07-13-14 01:19 AM #5
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    How is Tinder??
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  6. 07-13-14 01:33 AM #6
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    Tinder is not for ugly, banged-up losers like me, Graveyard JJ.

    Lots of good-looking chicks on there, but plenty of fat/plain/ugly ones on there, though.

    Even in my photos women can tell I'm not worthy of their time. They probably throw up or laugh or scream in terror when my image pops up.

    I'm not surprised not a single woman has liked my photo. It just solidifies what I already know and feel about myself. I don't know why I even bother with anything. Fukk.
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  7. 07-13-14 06:08 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Tinder is not for ugly, banged-up losers like me, Graveyard JJ.

    Lots of good-looking chicks on there, but plenty of fat/plain/ugly ones on there, though.

    Even in my photos women can tell I'm not worthy of their time. They probably throw up or laugh or scream in terror when my image pops up.

    I'm not surprised not a single woman has liked my photo. It just solidifies what I already know and feel about myself. I don't know why I even bother with anything. Fukk.
    post a pic
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  8. 07-13-14 08:58 AM #8
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    I might try tinder and see if I can get some action
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  9. 07-13-14 09:17 AM #9
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    what the heck is Tinder
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  10. 07-13-14 01:13 PM #10
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    phone app to meet chicks
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  11. 07-13-14 01:23 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    post a pic

    Absolutely not. Anonymity is crucial when you're on the internet, apart from certain social-media settings in which you control your message and are incredibly cautious about what you post/say.

    I don't need to lose clients or squander future career opportunities because a person somehow stumbled upon a pic of me on a forum full of degenerate gamblers.

    If I wasn't repulsive, I would have gotten laid within the last 7.5 years, Bear.
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  12. 07-13-14 01:30 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Tinder is not for ugly, banged-up losers like me, Graveyard JJ.

    Lots of good-looking chicks on there, but plenty of fat/plain/ugly ones on there, though.

    Even in my photos women can tell I'm not worthy of their time. They probably throw up or laugh or scream in terror when my image pops up.

    I'm not surprised not a single woman has liked my photo. It just solidifies what I already know and feel about myself. I don't know why I even bother with anything. Fukk.
    I've had 18 matches. started last week.

    It's not so bad. Get a decent pic in a suit up and another enjoying a hobby/with other peeps showing you're capable of having a good time.
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  13. 07-13-14 01:32 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    another enjoying a hobby/with other peeps showing you're capable of having a good time.

    I honestly haven't had a good time or had any friends in a long, long time, Stealthy.

    I'm buried here, aren't I?
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  14. 07-13-14 03:02 PM #14
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    if sbr posters get on can we talk to each other????
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  15. 07-13-14 06:46 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    if sbr posters get on can we talk to each other????
    On tinder no unless you and another poster are actively looking for men.

    its a hookup app
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  16. 07-13-14 07:23 PM #16
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    I'm pumped stealthy I'm going to get laid especially being bold
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  17. 07-13-14 07:27 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I'm pumped stealthy I'm going to get laid especially being bold
    You'll probably wind up like me and get zero matches despite liking every woman.

    It'll all be over for me soon enough, though.
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  18. 07-13-14 07:30 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    You'll probably wind up like me and get zero matches despite liking every woman.

    It'll all be over for me soon enough, though.
    Let's see a picture.

    Something tells me you're GQ material.
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  19. 07-13-14 07:32 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I'm pumped stealthy I'm going to get laid especially being bold
    J for you I'd stick my neck out for an Mfm fun romp. I'll tell em you're one of my oldest respected professors. Now that you've gotten rid of the shoe younger woman with daddy issues will love you.
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  20. 07-13-14 07:36 PM #20
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    Stealthy you've always been one of my bigger supporters

    I appreciate that man
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  21. 07-13-14 08:03 PM #21
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    jj, go find a porquipine to fuk.
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  22. 07-13-14 08:12 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Let's see a picture.

    Something tells me you're GQ material.
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  23. 07-13-14 08:14 PM #23
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    Parlayer gets the ladies. Garenteed.
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  24. 07-13-14 08:17 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Parlayer gets the ladies. Garenteed.
    You have no idea how badly I wish this was true.

    In reality, the only action I get is with my right hand.
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  25. 07-13-14 08:18 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Parlayer gets the ladies. Garenteed.

    rumor is he is banging the boss's wife
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  26. 07-13-14 08:19 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Parlayer gets the ladies. Garenteed.
    I'm beginning to lean this way.

    Parlayer refuses to post a picture due to not making the other guys insecure.
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  27. 07-13-14 08:22 PM #27
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    Like I said before, I don't need anyone stumbling upon a pic of me on this forum. Posting a pic is not gonna happen.

    Besides, even if I wanted to post my mug, why should I? So you can all laugh at me and bash my looks?

    Trust me. I am liking thousands of women on Tinder and not getting any matches. I'm just as surprised as you guys, but apparently I truly am that disgusting and pathetic in the eyes of women.
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  28. 07-13-14 08:27 PM #28
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    The gig is up, Parlayer.

    It's pretty obvious you're a handsome stud.

    If you want to keep the act up, just google image some ugly guy and pretend it's you.
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  29. 07-13-14 08:31 PM #29
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    With Giant on this one.

    Parlayer, quit playing us like you play them women..
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  30. 07-13-14 08:32 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    The gig is up, Parlayer.

    It's pretty obvious you're a handsome stud.

    If you want to keep the act up, just google image some ugly guy and pretend it's you.


    You got me, Giant. I'm an international playboy who just happens to waste many weekends and evenings posting on SBR. I love SBR so much that I often cancel plans I've made with many supermodels and other beautiful and rich women just to spend time with you guys.
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  31. 07-13-14 10:30 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    I've had 18 matches. started last week.

    It's not so bad. Get a decent pic in a suit up and another enjoying a hobby/with other peeps showing you're capable of having a good time.
    Stealthy, is it true you put a pic of your velociraptor dance from the protein powder SBR vid on Tinder?
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  32. 07-13-14 10:56 PM #32
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    Who will get laid 1st on tinder??
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  33. 07-13-14 11:36 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Stealthy, is it true you put a pic of your velociraptor dance from the protein powder SBR vid on Tinder?


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  34. 07-13-14 11:37 PM #34
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    Cuse you horse shoe

    I can say that now until you make the big move also
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  35. 07-13-14 11:39 PM #35
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    I told you gold, 1000 points. I'll razor that shit right now.
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