1. 04-28-14 06:36 AM #1
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    Survival Training (Video)...Living off just Booze and Protein Packets



    Bought a large batch of Chinese baijiu.

    Because of whoreshit exportation laws I can't send it back overseas for a refund

    Broke, and I living with the hands that I'm dealt.
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  2. 04-28-14 06:48 AM #2
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    This is not the guy I saw WebCam three years ago

    At that time stealthy and I used to stare at each other for hours and this seems like a totally different guy

    The voice sounds similar

    If this is stealthy he deafly lost some weight

    He looks better without a hat on because he is a nice set of hair

    The place looks very nice which does not seem like the last location

    This guy looks like a combination of McCarty fan and Mitchy

    Would anyone want to meet this guy alone?????
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  3. 04-28-14 06:53 AM #3
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    Guy would pound me.

    I'm not fukken with him.

    I might try his therapy. I lose bets a lot.
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  4. 04-28-14 07:05 AM #4
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    This is the same guy who fukking used to talk shit about me.... HAHA

    Dude is probably 125 lbs soaking wet.

    My wrists are larger than his biceps

    You're one ugly mother fukker

    Salud on the video though.
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  5. 04-28-14 07:40 AM #5
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    Deemer, he looks quicker than you. He'd take your back before you'd know it..
















    *no homo
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  6. 04-28-14 07:48 AM #6
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    Seems like a solid system, stealthy. I tailed BIGDAY this weekend and I'm down to 4 Miller Lites and some sweet n' low. Survive.
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  7. 04-28-14 08:00 AM #7
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    Deemer I bet he kicks your ass and gets more chicks than you
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  8. 04-28-14 08:01 AM #8
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    I forgot why mother told me drugs were bad.




    I remember now.
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  9. 04-28-14 08:08 AM #9
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    Thought he was having a seizure in the beginning of vid..lol. #wtf
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  10. 04-28-14 08:12 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Thought he was having a seizure in the beginning of vid..lol. #wtf
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  11. 04-28-14 08:14 AM #11
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    Rocky can't hold a candle to this cat!

    Wow

    Hell of a vid
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  12. 04-28-14 08:18 AM #12
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  13. 04-28-14 08:52 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    Nah, rocky's got me beat. Raw eggs? I might to be able to chug some liquid whites*...but yolk and all. Don't think so.










    *no homo
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  14. 04-28-14 09:22 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post

    for some reason I think this video belongs here

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  15. 04-28-14 09:28 AM #15
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    Terror
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  16. 04-28-14 09:30 AM #16
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    Lmao!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    for some reason I think this video belongs here

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  17. 04-28-14 09:36 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This is not the guy I saw WebCam three years ago

    At that time stealthy and I used to stare at each other for hours and this seems like a totally different guy

    The voice sounds similar

    If this is stealthy he deafly lost some weight

    He looks better without a hat on because he is a nice set of hair

    The place looks very nice which does not seem like the last location

    This guy looks like a combination of McCarty fan and Mitchy

    Would anyone want to meet this guy alone?????
    I don't know what either of those guys look like, but I'll take that as a compliment pal

    Same guy jj, as you can tell a healthy weight is hard to maintain when you live off of the bare necessities.
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  18. 04-28-14 09:43 AM #18
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    Love the intro....Hits from the Bong!!
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  19. 04-28-14 10:01 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    Love the intro....Hits from the Bong!!
    Greenthumb would have been better but can't go wrong with Cypress
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  20. 04-28-14 10:55 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    for some reason I think this video belongs here


    ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLL
    Oh man, kid coulda died there.
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  21. 04-28-14 11:04 AM #21
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    Do you smoke weed stealthy?


    I will neve forget when Shari ripped young that night on skype

    It was classic
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  22. 04-28-14 11:06 AM #22
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    This is how people die.
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  23. 04-28-14 11:21 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Do you smoke weed stealthy?


    I will neve forget when Shari ripped young that night on skype

    It was classic
    Nah man, drug free for 2+ years. I remember that night, though I cannot remember wtf happened to bring that on. There was A LOT of people in that call.

    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    This is how people die.
    Mayan you think you're so high and mighty with your salsa fresca and bean burritos. Mayan when people like you come to my barrio they meet my security - Smith & Wesson.
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  24. 04-28-14 11:25 AM #24
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    King Tut is a tough guy
    Keyboard warrior

    I challenged him to a fight in Vegas at Caesars and he never showed.

    Fuk him
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  25. 04-28-14 02:12 PM #25
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    Can we all send this guy some food?
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  26. 04-28-14 03:31 PM #26
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    This stealthy guy looks crazy

    What is going on with him??
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  27. 04-28-14 03:33 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This stealthy guy looks crazy

    What is going on with him??
    Not sure, but a lot of guys get slowly dying confused with surviving.
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  28. 04-28-14 03:44 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    Can we all send this guy some food?
    YES please do.

    I would buy a pizza gift card with my points, but alas, I'm allergic to gluten a domino's pizza would surely kill whatever is left.

    SBR let's get a gluten-free option up in the store for us allergic folk.
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  29. 04-28-14 04:26 PM #29
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    Stealthy how much money do you have to your name??
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  30. 04-28-14 04:37 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Stealthy how much money do you have to your name??
    $23 and some change I found in the cushions of the passenger seat of my '76 ford pinto.

    J, do you think if I was loaded I'd be sucking down booze and powdered protein every night?????

    J, give me a call tonight - need you to advance me some cash.
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  31. 04-28-14 04:56 PM #31
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    I will send you a property of King Mayan shirt puto!!!
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  32. 04-28-14 05:08 PM #32
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    Stealthy!

    Salude!!

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  33. 04-28-14 05:12 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    for some reason I think this video belongs here



    why the fuk would that kid post that video
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  34. 04-28-14 05:28 PM #34
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    holy balls the bench press kid FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Stealthy get a burger son it's not a good look
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  35. 04-28-14 05:35 PM #35
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    Burrito..some serious dancing there The entrance alone was classic
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