Survival Training (Video)...Living off just Booze and Protein Packets

[Eddy Munny]

So what exactly was the problem with the vodka?

It's Chinese mail order booze and you bought a case of it. Surely you weren't expecting Grey Goose.

[The Kraken]

Bought a large batch of Chinese baijiu.

Because of whoreshit exportation laws I can't send it back overseas for a refund

Broke, and I living with the hands that I'm dealt.

Holy fukk

Probably the best video Ive ever seen on SBR

[PAULYPOKER]

Whoa,

After watching video

I have to ask

I thought only women could be anorexic?

[RubberKettle]

Unreal video

times our tough must sacrifice

[El Nino]

That first minute, I'm pretty sure stealthy is a velociraptor.

[The Giant]

Stealthy, has the weight loss affected your package??

Or does it make it look even bigger?

I can see it going either way. Please advise.

[stealthyburrito]

Unreal ninoer.

They call those moves the panty moistener.

[The Kraken]

Stealthy, has the weight loss affected your package??

Or does it make it look even bigger?

I can see it going either way. Please advise.

Can it look any bigger? My ass hurt for two weeks after seeing that pic

[The Giant]

Can it look any bigger? My ass hurt for two weeks after seeing that pic

Stealthy is refusing to answer, Kraken.

I'm afraid it may have shriveled up to a teeny weenie.

Text me with any breaking news.

[The Kraken]

Will do, Giant. I too find it telling that he avoided the question. I'm re-watching the video as we speak

[jjgold]

Stealthy how big are you??

5 1/4"???

[stealthyburrito]

Alright guys, enough cokk talk. We've all made mistakes like posting rooster shots on a gambling forum.

I bear that burden everyday, kinda like jesus bore the burden of mankind's sins.

Gold, its up here somewhere. Just gotta dig!

[Roadtrip635]

Classic entrance to the video

Seriously Stealthy, get some food in you, that's like concentration camp thin. Put a few betpoints to use, pretty sure even Dominos has a gluten free option.

[onemoregoal]

[opie1988]

Wow! You are THIN, amigo.

It's pretty rare to see a Mexican this skinny. Most Mexicans have some meat on their bones.

Maybe stealth isn't really a Mexican after all?? Notice he's never spoken a word of Mexican in his videos.

Persian possibly????

[jjgold]

The video getting a lot of play

Is this Stealthy's brother Lazario??

It looks just like him

[stealthyburrito]

Wow! You are THIN, amigo.

It's pretty rare to see a Mexican this skinny. Most Mexicans have some meat on their bones.

Maybe stealth isn't really a Mexican after all?? Notice he's never spoken a word of Mexican in his videos.

Persian possibly????

Hey brotha, did you see any gold medallions or cheap product in my hair??

[onemoregoal]

isreal

[ByeShea]

Don't I know you from the movies?







Outstanding effort, young man. This is right up with there with a Corbin classic.

[jjgold]

Stealthy with the hat on you look a little like Freddie Mercury

[JohnGalt2341]

Guy would pound me.

I'm not fukken with him.

Vegas fight line:
stealthyburrito -2500
BIGDAY +1400

Call me crazy but... I just might take the wrestler in this one.

[The Kraken]

Did anyone see how light Stealthy was on his feet? Guy was bobbing and weaving. His footwork has to be off the charts.

He's also lighting fast with great balance. He'd be a heavy favorite against 99% of the board. His IQ is also through the roof.

Smart, fast and great foot work= WINNING!

[stealthyburrito]

Don't I know you from the movies?

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Outstanding effort, young man. This is right up with there with a Corbin classic.

who is that?

Kraker I am nimble like a cat, endurance like a cheetah.

I do a lot of distance running - gotta have strong legs.

[JohnGalt2341]

who is that?

Kraker I am nimble like a cat, endurance like a cheetah.

I do a lot of distance running - gotta have strong legs.

That's Jim Carrey from the movie the Cable Guy. Hilarious scene and movie.

[RubberKettle]

Someone make a gif of this guy dancing fukn classic

[Cuse0323]

[InTheDrink]

looks like an epileptic seizure

stealther i give you props for drinking that garbage concoction...thats fukkin layin it all out for the video

[JohnGalt2341]

He's better than Bill Cosby.

[stealthyburrito]

[Dirty Sanchez]

Here's my concern...Burrito looks like Freddie Mercury
Then the End

[The Kraken]

[King Mayan]

Stealthy you homo?

[opie1988]

Stealthy you homo?

[jjgold]

Kingtut do you think you could take stealthy in a fight

[stealthyburrito]

Stealthy you homo?

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or concerned about the freddie mercury comparisons.

On the one hand, I have the voice of an angel and am dashing.

However I am not into getting plugged in the butt or down with dying of aids.