jjgold - pros and cons of meeting posters?

[mathdotcom]

I know you have some good and some bad experiences with meeting posters.

What are your criteria for meeting posters, and what locations do you choose to meet them?

[jjgold]

I have only met a few in my 10 year career

I would definitely lean towards to serious gambler type and not the drunks and druggie types

Wily, Dry personality a plus and not a fukking giggly type

guns ok

Mature young or old is fine, trendy clothes


I only meet in open places like big shopping center parking lots or big diners

I do not meet anyone in alleys , motels, apts, etc.


Let me know in this thread if you qualify

[The General]

[ztballer]

jjgold = michael jack corbin?!?

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Default What A Stange Night I Had Meeting Some MW Posters!!
Boys it was such a weird experience meeting these 3 clowns last night at the track. I mean it was like I was on Earth and the other three were on fukkin Mars or in their own worlds. It starts out like real normal and we all are shaking hands, ect. I call the guys whatever name comes to my head like hey Danny, hey Rod, ect. So it goes all well there and then we proceed to our seats.

Now this guy Raisencain must be a bigshot there because he gets us the best seats in the house in a reserved box and has food already paid before we even it. What a class act and a generous guy. More later on this guy and the Nut he really turned out to be. I thought we were there to bet some races and talk a little but mainly gamble. I have fukkin roll of a sharks cash in my pocket ready to bet big numbers at Penn National but little did I know it was like the twilight zone instead.

We start with Total Square and this guy has 2 cell phones, 1 pager and get this a mini pocket fukkin web browser!!!! I thought he would want to get away for a night without all the tecno shit, ect. I would try and ask this guy “who do you like in the 2nd at Penn National and I had to ask him 4 fukiin times until he heard me and get this his reply was” It is all business JJ”” I had no fukkin clue if this guy was smoking weed or drinking. He did not hear a fukkin word I said. All he did was go on the pocket browser and stare at his sportspager all night and made a few calls in between. I waited like 20 minutes and this guy did not say word to any of us so I say to him “hey TS how is Bowmans”? I swear again he goes “JJ it is all business” I am just looking at this guy in bewilderment. I do of know what to make of him and he talks to me like he never hears a word I say(common theme developing boys) . This happens 7 times throughout the night when I tried to ask him a question and I kept getting the same answer. I say fuk this clown and let me move on to Mjulian.

This Julian character always looks really concerned and is a deep thinker. When I would ask him something the look I would get is one of cloudiness and concern. He just starred at me kind of and then get this boys carries his fukkin bank books in his shirt pocket!!! He says to me” JJ I got 42 dimes in the bank.” It came out of the blue and had nothing to do what I was asking him. I do not give a fuk how much this clown has in the bank, ect. I came here to talk to these guys about gambling and stuff and it appears they are in another fukkin world!! I then ask him “hey Julian what books do you use?” He then proceeds to tell me in 7 years he will be worth 450 Dimes. I am saying under my breathe “who gives a fuk, this guy is nuts and out there”. He had to look at his bank books 20 times during the course of the night and kept shaking his head when he looked at it. He also sometimes would just yell out to the crowd “ All Rise” in a real deep voice like an opera singer and it was embarassing because everyone would stare at us. Again what the fuk was on his mind??? I was starting to think I better get the fuk out of here these guys are nuts and appeared to have snapped or something.!!!

Ok Raisencain seemed to be cool with the initial handshake and a little small talk about gambling so I figured I would pal around with this guy as we have more in common. Well boys this guy turned out to be the biggest nut and strangest character I know other than our own Peep. I would be looking at the tote board and I would hear whispers behind me in the next level of seats and it was Cain talking to some guys and he was whispering with his hand covering his mouth. I would then look back at him and he would stop suddenly and pretend to read the paper. What did this guy think?? I was born fukkin yesterday. He did not realize I was a street guy I guess . He did this all fukkin night and it was so annoying and every time I looked up at him he would stop and pretend to read the paper and like smile. This guys now I am thinking has fukkin snapped or is just nuts!!!! Boys it gets worse. Another strange thing about this guy is he always has a deck of cards in his hands and is doing tricks with them. I am shaking my head in disbelief going “what a fukkin jerkoff this guy is” and saying to my myself “what the fuk am I doing here with these losers? I bet Cain always has card games going on the street and during the night when he was not whispering I asked him what was up his right sleeve because I saw something there. He pulls out a 4 of clubs and starts laughing so loud!! I swear I do not know if I should just run out of the fukkin track right then. I quietly backed away from this guy.

Ok boys time to leave and we all shake hands and shit and Mjulian puts some type of robe on (I had to turn my fukkin head and laugh because the thing was sooo ugly and outdated), Johhny (TS) get a load of this wears a fukkin tank top only in the pouring rain. I did not know what to make of it but just shake my head and praying to get the fuk out. I shake hands with the two and they went their way in another direction and Cain parked in the same areas as me and he whispers to me “JJ I want to show you my car?? I am going what the fuk???? Does this guy want to bang me on the side of the car??? I said what the fuk if he tries something I can run and scream. He is wearing a long trench coat and a suite underneath. I thought he looked like an undertaker or something. During the walk to the car he keeps playing with this deck of cards and smiling to himself. Does this guy tell himself jokes or what?? What the fuk?? Maybe he snapped???

Get to his car and boys he opens his trunk up and get a load of this….. The trunk is full of guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! I swear I almost came in my pants!!!!! I love weapons and shit but I am discreet when I carry. I am going to Cain are you nuts??? This is a public parking lot and he is showing me all the guns he has and shit. He pulls out a brand new shotgun and shows me how to load it and cock it. He does this and starts laughing real loud and his eyes light up so much I thought he was coming. He starts pointing it at the sky and then starts yelling “Pow, Pow, Pow, Pow. That was the last fukkin straw and ran to my car and went home!!!! Sorry Cain but you have lost it.

Boys after last night I really do believe we are all sick fuks in one way or another and I mean everyone of us!!!

No more meeting posters for me, they are just tooooooooooooo far out there. I wonder why we all post day and night and live in glass houses. We are misfits and I am really starting to believe I just might be the top 5 “normal” posters here.


Fuk this shit

Gold

[onthewhat]

[odusmykal]

What a great story.. Buzzy, thanks for posting this treasure..

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buzzy

[buztah]

It is called, Classic Hanky Webber.


Many of you were not fortunate enough to witness what historians unanimously consider the Golden Era of Online Posting. Of course, Coach Hanky Webber led the charge for all degenerates with his jjdold handle over at majorwager.com, back before he moved exclusively to SBR. Majorwager has never recovered for obvious reasons. There is no secret why SBR is now the premier site.

To put this video in context, Hanky used a local by the name of Sportman ("Sporto"). The understanding they had was that when Hanky made a bet it was for one dime unless specified otherwise. Sportman used a thug, named Theodore ("Theo"), to assist with collections as needed on and after settlement day (Tuesdays back then). Nicky Santoro can attest to this. This video was made on a Friday morning and Hanky owed Sporto around 5 dimes, now 3 days past due!

Hanky really duped Sporto time and again by using his charismatic personality and vernacular to throw Sportman off. It was sheer phucken genius, boys! Hanky would deliberately lose a string of one dime bets and then place a monster wager, like for 25 dimes, and clean Sporto out. This cycle would occur each quarter and Sportman always fell for it!

In this vid, we see Hanky setting Sportman up nicely. He had lost 5 straight one dime bets (Hawks +2, Lakers -9, Knicks -1, Bulls +4 and Pistons ML) and cleverly took the Nets +1 to set the trap, knowing full well they would lose by double digits (and they surely did), as he was about to clean Sporto out, once again, on a big gridiron play. It was a thing of phucken beauty!

Hanky regularly gave shout outs to two prominent posters, Boston Gambler and Mr. Falcone (a Costa Rican bookie). He would also brag about his refined palate and expensive meals out so as to drive Sporto nuts! Sporto was infuriated that Hanky was eating out at nice restaurants while owing him money. You hadda be there to really appreciate it, and I know some of you out there were, but for those who met Hanky only after joining SBR, I present this video to you to hopefully illustrate the sheer brilliance that is The Legend.

There will never be another Hanky Webber of the Golden Era. Just like Seinfeld was a one of a kind show and gone forever, so are the vids of the major wager dahhht kahhhm days. Let us cherish the sweet memories. Hanky, you will always be the very best!

Buzzy