OK, I'm a dumbazz. But pls tell me why Paris Hilton is special?

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  • SBR_John
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    • 07-12-05
    • 16471

    #1
    OK, I'm a dumbazz. But pls tell me why Paris Hilton is special?
    Never heard of her until recently. I've never seen her in a movie and she is not even as pretty as the waitress at Bill Millers BBQ. So why the f*ck is she famous?









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  • onlooker
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-10-05
    • 36572

    #2
    Originally posted by SBR_John
    So why f*ck is she famous?
    Because she has money, and she is a attention whore.

    Don't worry John, she don't do it for me either.
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    • bigboydan
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-10-05
      • 55420

      #3
      I thought she did it with everyone looker.

      Actually her claim to fame was that reality show she had on FOX a few years back with Nicole Richie called the simple life.

      As far as her being hot goes... I don't think she is.
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      • Seattle Slew
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        • 01-02-06
        • 7373

        #4
        Her sister Nikki is much hotter.
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        • MonkeyF0cker
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          • 06-12-07
          • 12144

          #5
          Originally posted by Seattle Slew
          Her sister Nikki is much hotter.
          You can have 'em both.
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          • 20Four7
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            • 04-08-07
            • 6703

            #6
            I feel so much better now. I was beginning to feel like I was the only one who hadn't done her. But I haven't done Courtney Love either..... LOL
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            • vanman
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              • 02-08-07
              • 1163

              #7
              Originally posted by onlòóker
              Because she has money, and she is a attention whore.

              Don't worry John, she don't do it for me either.
              She would if she was deep throating you.
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              • LargeMouthBass
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                • 03-18-07
                • 1095

                #8
                She's a spoiled little bitch but I'd hit it.
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                • SBR_John
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                  • 07-12-05
                  • 16471

                  #9
                  You would think she could afford some plastic surgery. Someone or something abused that nose of hers.
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                  • Justin7
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                    • 07-31-06
                    • 8577

                    #10
                    She has the perfect face. And she's tall. And hot, and rich. I'd service her...
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                    • katstale
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                      • 02-07-07
                      • 3924

                      #11
                      She swallows with her eyes open--staring straight at you! That has to be it.
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                      • LargeMouthBass
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                        • 03-18-07
                        • 1095

                        #12
                        Originally posted by katstale
                        She swallows with her eyes open--staring straight at you! That has to be it.

                        Wha?
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                        • onlooker
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                          • 08-10-05
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Justin7
                          She has the perfect face. And she's tall. And hot, and rich. I'd service her...
                          You joking right? I really hope you are J7.
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                          • SBR_John
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                            • 07-12-05
                            • 16471

                            #14
                            Originally posted by katstale
                            She swallows with her eyes open--staring straight at you! That has to be it.
                            OK. Good enough reason I guess.

                            I'm pretty sure the girls at Bill Millers BBQ dont do that.
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              She is a B

                              I could not get hard for her
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                              • The Prick
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                                • 08-31-05
                                • 4965

                                #16
                                she's famous cuz she keeps showin' her cooch all over town and cuz she gets freaky on film. i'd rather stick my tool in a canned ham
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                                • vanman
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                                  • 02-08-07
                                  • 1163

                                  #17
                                  Your just a pig.
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                                  • BatemanPatrickl
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                                    • 06-21-07
                                    • 18772

                                    #18
                                    Jessica Biel please.
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                                    • onlooker
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                                      • 08-10-05
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                      Jessica Biel please.
                                      I will take a order of that myself.
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                                      • BatemanPatrickl
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                                        • 06-21-07
                                        • 18772

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by onlòóker
                                        I will take a order of that myself.
                                        Check some of her pics out in the new Maxim. Best body in Hollywood hands down.
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                                        • gridironguy
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 04-17-07
                                          • 575

                                          #21
                                          Because her daddy founded the Hilton Hotel chain.

                                          Without that, she'd be nowhere in life.

                                          Not bitter here, just calling it like it is.

                                          Some children of wealthy people are very bright, and others are ummm, like Paris Hilton.











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                                          • BatemanPatrickl
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                                            • 06-21-07
                                            • 18772

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by gridironguy
                                            Because her daddy founded the Hilton Hotel chain.

                                            Without that, she'd be nowhere in life.

                                            Not bitter here, just calling it like it is.

                                            Some children of wealthy people are very bright, and others are ummm, like Paris Hilton.


                                            Her grandfather was the one responsible for the Hilton empire but I agree with you on Paris; if I am not mistake, she dropped out of highschool and never made it back for a GED. But as long as people care about her and follow her "career" she will always be around.










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                                            • imgv94
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                                              • 11-16-05
                                              • 17192

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by katstale
                                              She swallows with her eyes open--staring straight at you! That has to be it.
                                              I don't recall this...
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                                              • Seattle Slew
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                                                • 01-02-06
                                                • 7373

                                                #24
                                                Me too!!

                                                Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                Jessica Biel please.
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                                                • MaxDemo
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                                                  • 05-29-07
                                                  • 137

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                  Never heard of her until recently. I've never seen her in a movie and she is not even as pretty as the waitress at Bill Millers BBQ. So why the f*ck is she famous?
                                                  The Hilton family is a successful American family founded by hotel magnate Conrad Hilton (1887-1979). His descendants continue to hold varying degrees of wealth and status as socialites, and some have become famous, such as great-granddaughter Paris Hilton.

                                                  Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) is an American celebrity, socialite, model, actress and recording artist. She is an heiress to a share of both the Hilton Hotel fortune and the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton.

                                                  Hilton rose to fame when an amateur sex video depicting her was leaked onto the Internet in late 2003. The release of the tape, later titled 1 Night in Paris (2004), attracted worldwide publicity and helped spur the creation of Hilton's Fox reality series The Simple Life. As an actress, she has appeared in several minor roles, most notably in the horror film House of Wax (2005), and in 2006, she released the self-titled album Paris. Hilton has since garnered greater notoriety as a result of several legal incidents, the repercussions of which have caused Hilton to receive a short jail sentence while being the subject of intense media attention, public controversy and parody.

                                                  Business ventures
                                                  In the autumn of 2004, Hilton released an autobiographical book, Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose, co-written by Merle Ginsberg, which includes full color photographs of her and gives her advice on the life as an heiress. Hilton reportedly received a $100,000 in advanced payment for this book. Some in the media panned the writing as amateurish, and the book was parodied by Robert Mundell on The Late Show with David Letterman. Nonetheless, the book became a New York Times bestseller. Hilton followed it up with a designer diary, also with Ginsberg, called Your Heiress Diary: Confess It All To Me.

                                                  Hilton has helped design a collection of purses for Japanese label Samantha Thavasa,[14] and has also been involved in the design of a jewelry line for Amazon.com.[15] In 2004, Hilton was involved in the creation of a perfume line by Parlux Fragrances. Originally set to be a small release, demand was high and necessitated a wider release before Christmas of 2004. The launch was followed by a 47% increase in sales for Parlux, which was predominantly due to sales of the Hilton-branded perfume.[16] After the success of Hilton's perfume, Parlux Fragrances released several more perfumes with Hilton's name, including fragrances lines for men.[17]

                                                  Hilton lent her name to a chain of nightclubs known as Club Paris in 2005. The first of which in Orlando, Florida has been a success, and a second club located in Jacksonville, Florida opened in July 2006. Hilton was fired in January 2007 by the owner of Club Paris, Fred Khalilian, after she had failed to attend several scheduled promotional appearances.[18]

                                                  According to Forbes Magazine, Hilton earned approximately $2 million in 2003–2004,[19] $6.5 million in 2004–2005,[20] and $7 million in 2005–2006.[21]
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                                                  • BatemanPatrickl
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                                                    • 06-21-07
                                                    • 18772

                                                    #26
                                                    Only in America and the sad thing is people will spend money on her products. The average American consumer is a SUCKER!
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                                                    • katstale
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-07-07
                                                      • 3924

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                      Jessica Biel please.
                                                      I would have agreed with that assessment, but now I am sorry. Men everywhere have to unite against girls who give it up to boyband faggots. Just like I wouldn't touch a girl who had been near JJ--it would make my skin crawl to touch a woman who had been with a wuss like JT.

                                                      But that is just me!!
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                                                      • jjgold
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                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        katter don't worry ace, I have not been laid in 12 years.
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                                                        • Willie Bee
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                                                          • 02-14-06
                                                          • 15726

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                          I'm pretty sure the girls at Bill Millers BBQ dont do that.


                                                          Personally, I'd rather spend an evening with those two hot air balloons in LargeMouthBass' avatar. Got to give them a rating of double yummy
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