Yuletide Oath of Celibacy and Chance to Chat with Buzzy Live on Christmas Morning!
Guys, I decided a couple days ago or so to take a yuletide oath of celibacy. This is appropriate so as to allow reflection on what really matters at this time of year. Well, I have found it especially difficult and have been rubbing myself, jerking, jacking, etc., but have resisted the urge to climax. I keep taking myself to the point just before eruption and then back off. I am a bit nervous as to where this will lead (blue balls?) and for how long I can keep this up before giving in but I cannot break my vow until sweet release on Christmas morning at 6 a.m. EST.
Here's where you guys *** in (no pun intended). When I finally let loose, I think the explosion will be epic and might possibly land me in the GB of WR for highest skeech volume ever recorded. I am not so selfish as to keep this moment only to myself. Tis the season of giving and in that spirit I have decided that one of you lucky SBR posters will share the moment with me. The person who most intrigues me in this thread will receive a call from me on Christmas morning and I will jerk off on speaker phone, relieving myself. I will then play jingle bells for you and yours on my studded undercarriage. There will naturally be a bit of conversation subsequently. Do not be intimidated (Jello, Deuce, and general SBR riffraff). I will attune the level of conversation to the intelligence of the winning poster.
Boys, this is your chance to finally chat live with a posting legend. The man everyone loves to hate might call you!
Wow!
Here's where you guys *** in (no pun intended). When I finally let loose, I think the explosion will be epic and might possibly land me in the GB of WR for highest skeech volume ever recorded. I am not so selfish as to keep this moment only to myself. Tis the season of giving and in that spirit I have decided that one of you lucky SBR posters will share the moment with me. The person who most intrigues me in this thread will receive a call from me on Christmas morning and I will jerk off on speaker phone, relieving myself. I will then play jingle bells for you and yours on my studded undercarriage. There will naturally be a bit of conversation subsequently. Do not be intimidated (Jello, Deuce, and general SBR riffraff). I will attune the level of conversation to the intelligence of the winning poster.
Boys, this is your chance to finally chat live with a posting legend. The man everyone loves to hate might call you!
Wow!
