Happy Birthday Prick

The Prick · 06-13-07, 01:10 PM

Danny, look, i don't wanna hurt yer feelings but ya gotta quit stalking me. I told ya 2yrs ago I ain't interested in rollin' around nekkid with yer fat ass. You be as gay as ya wannabe, but the only weiner I dig is mine. Thanks for the sentiments, but let go of the dream son and try scammin' on gay dudes 'stead of us straight fellers

bigboydan · 06-13-07, 01:23 PM

Look here you limp Prick bastard, I thought that Viagra was the perfect gift for you considering your old lady has to pay male hookers in order to get her lovin, because your can't get it up anymore.

The Prick · 06-13-07, 02:04 PM

why the hostility, son? BGD, just embrace your chosen "alternative lifestyle" instead of hiding in that closet. you'll be much happier. Noboby at SBR cares if you like the sausage

EBone · 06-13-07, 03:06 PM

Happy Birthday, sir. Your posts are classics. I like the one you posted in comparing Happy Boy to a groundhog. Just read that one.

E

jjgold · 06-13-07, 03:47 PM

Go fuk yourself you old Prick

I hate Birthday threads

bigboydan · 06-13-07, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Go fuk yourself you old Prick

You tell'um coach

Sean · 06-13-07, 04:12 PM

A bunch of girls from some place called the Del Rey have been calling all day long to wish you Feliz Cumpleaños. Here are a few of your phone messages:

1. Paola from Panama called to say happy birthday and to remind you that your last check to her bounced.

2. Leticia from Cost Rica called twice ... once to say happy birthday and again to know what your favorite baby names are.

3. Alejandra from Columbia wishes you a happy birthday and mentioned something about some sores that won't heal.

The Prick · 06-13-07, 04:58 PM

Boner: Thanks, pal, always good to hear from a fan

JJ: Kiss my ass, you colossal wanker! i'd tell ya to blow me, but then you'd expect monetary compensation. you and BGD should hook-up, i reckon He'd pay You for the privilege

Sean: Ix-nay on the alk-tay about the Uta-pays, you fackin' hillbilly bastage. you know my ol' lady reads this crap tryin' to bust me. (was that columbiana serious 'bout them sores???)

SBR_John · 06-13-07, 05:13 PM

Happy birthday Prick!

I got you a little something but ended up drinking two of them on the drive home. Still four left though...uhh, make that three..

The Prick · 06-14-07, 10:02 AM

Yeah, boss, thanks fer nuthin. dude shows up at my place at midnight with half a beer, leaves at 2am with a six-pack. wait'll yer birthday, jefe.