Gambol!

[Matt Rain]

Sens
ARZ +3.5
u49

Parlay for the max at your local Mohawk e-betting joint.

Show me what you got, tacofag. You don't even bet.

[blittydeuce]

[Matt Rain]

You should take notes blittay. This is how you do it.

[StraitShooter]

Good luck...I am on the Cards ML myself

[Matt Rain]

GAMBOL!

Don't play the Sens straight, there's nothing +EV out there right now, but they're fine for 3-teaming purposes with the +3.5 and u49 in the NFL.

GAMBOL!

[Mudcat]

I got the UNDER 48.5 on the min/AZ tonight, but I am feeling jittery about it. I don't know why. Total system play. Comes up as a 56% chance of winning. Should be routine but I feel sunk. What's up with that?

Well there's nothing I can do. When I see the word gambol, I have no choice but to gambol.

Adding:

Sacramento Kings+1.5
Phoenix Suns+9.5

[Matt Rain]

Thank you Muddy! Adding Kings +2 -105 for a canadian nickel.

[jellobiafra]

GAMBOL!

God bless all your plays Matt Rain.

[Matt Rain]

Will you be my scapegoat if this turns out to be an epic fail, jellobiafra? You don't get to say no but I believe in freedom of speech so just go ahead and nod.

[Matt Rain]

I'm Bread. I mean duh.

[Matt Rain]

Who is that girl in your avatar blittydeuce? Are you hitting that? What happened with Jade?

[jellobiafra]

Matty I tailed you in the pointsbook. Well, I played some variations with these picks.... just because you guaranteed they would win.

[mr. leisure]

Who is that girl in your avatar blittydeuce? Are you hitting that? What happened with Jade?

5-star bomb`s girlfriend

[Matt Rain]

mr. leisure, please stop being so 2008. There's been 13 layers of irony added to 5starwasteofcarbon's story since your last visit.

[Matt Rain]

1-0 Sens.

GAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!

[Matt Rain]

WTF? 1-1. I should shut up now.

gambol

[sickler]

WTF? 1-1. I should shut up now.

gambol

That was quick. 15 seconds apart.

[Matt Rain]

Ottawa Sens = cockteases. Useless bilingual fukks.

[blittydeuce]

never fade the ducks. quack quack.

[Mudcat]

Not a good start for the UNDER bets in Zona.

At least I'm getting laid unlike tacomax.

Well not so much getting laid as sitting here alone with a popsicle.

[Matt Rain]

We're fine Muddy. When all else fails, you can make more popsicles. And when everything turns into an epic shitstorm of a fail, you can always crawl out of your cardboard box to eat a handful of snow.

Go Sens.

[Matt Rain]

Cockteases! Third time in a row!

[Matt Rain]

Sens win in SO, ARZ has a comfy lead, 12 points wiggle room on that under. 1.5 down, 1.5 to go. Gambol.

[Matt Rain]

Kings not looking so good, but hitting that parlay would erase all memories of that unfortunate straight bet.

Go NFL under.

[Mudcat]

My picks in this thread are sucking out loud. The one other pick I posted on the forum today - Atlanta - was freaking Hiroshima.

I'm actually having a great day overall.

Still time to rally with these picks though. UNDER still in play. The NBA picks are not without hope.

Gambol!

[Matt Rain]

Gambol!

You just read my frickin' mind!

[Mudcat]

Holding them to a field goal was big.

[Matt Rain]

Yupyupyup!

Let's end this here, fellas.

[Mudcat]

Nothing stupid is all I ask.

[jellobiafra]

Is Matt Rain a professional gambler??

[MonkeyF0cker]

This is gonna be close. A photo finish - if you will...

[Matt Rain]

Hookers and blow at Matty Rain's!

Ok, it's really Youporn and a PB&J sandwich.

Shit, no more J.

[Matt Rain]

Is Matt Rain a professional gambler??

How did I know? How?

[mr. leisure]

2009; nice picking

[TheLock]

Nice work sir.