Boys you aint getting rid of my ass that easy. Some of ya peckerheads been speculatin on my recent absence as me getting the hook but the truth is I caught that fackin swine flu from some Mexican broad who was travelin in CR. Least i figgered it was the swine flu til I went to the doc and he wrote a prescription out on account of I had contracted hiatus. He told me id be fine to go back ta work in a week or so which is about how long it takes fer this hiatus crap to run its course. So im laid up in my waterbed getting my colostomy bag dumped an ashes hauled til I go back for my follow-up an he tells me he was wrong. Wasn’t the swine flu I caught nor the hiatus but the worst case of malingering he had ever seen. Aint real sure what that malingerin shit is but my boss wasn’t all that happy on the diagnosis an said I wasn’t getting paid my sick leave because malingering aint really a disease. I think im getting el chorizo on this deal so will consult with my attorney once I get my check from uncle sam next week.
Some mighty sharp cats on toppa the leader board fer now, but headin inta week 12 that shit aint likely ta stand up. Come clean Karl, that gotta be Robyn makin yer picks son. Or mebbe ya traded some kinky sexual favors to Lochette for his locks? It cant be you by a damn sight, yer sharp as a bowlin ball. Prolly got Brunswick tattooed on yer backside. Eggnog yer retarded attention whoorin ass still hangin tough but the Curse of the Prick locks you outta the top ten. Still along ways to the finish line ladies, the sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass every morning. This is my week, I’m feelin froggy and need a little pocket dough so nobody gets paid. BetOnline is kickin in the loot this week, don’t worry they’re still payin. Not that any of you contest whoores is getting in my pocket this week anyhow……down to business queers. I aint got lazy boys, its just that my computer program model system analytical tool happened ta spit out a pattern this week. Don’t question greatness, just thank me when its all said an done.
Raiders +13.5 holy Christ is this a bad football team. My system play spit this out fer turkey day? Take the points with a really bad team against the cowboys on thanksgiving, really? Granted I don’t think the cowgirls are 13.5 pts better than anyfugginbody these days but the fackin raiders? Common pal, really? Oaktown will be aweright if Cable starts punchin players on the other team stead of his staff. If this shit don’t work I’m gonna find the dude what sold me this system outta the trunk of his Prius an brand my name on his forehead. Just cause a dude drives a Prius don’t make him football jesus.
Illini +20.5 WTF is a Illini, is that some kinda weird sex act like a dirty sanchez? Cincy getting way too much love all year from polls an bettors an writers an coaches an everydamn body. reckon i'm smarter than alla them. Big look past here boys, biggest trap I seen all year. I aint sayin the Illini got a prayer of winnin this thing, only that this # is about 9 bigger than what it might should be. Big ol’ double digit road dog, thanks model system deal again an im halfway home on my first 5k of the season.
Utah +7.5 aint double digits but this # is still too big. Rivalry time, an anybody with a lick of sense will take the Utes + points whenever they can get ‘em. BYU got their picture in Websters, don’t believe me then just look up the word OVER-RATED. All kindsa pasty white folks not tailgaitin an not drinkin beer an not smoking dope before this game kinda makes this a mighty quiet homecrowd. That an the Cougs getting whupped should make the Mormon Tabernacle Choir half-time show kinda lame, unless they haul out some brass poles and start tearin off robes.
Bucs +12 now we’re talking double digit road dogs again! this TB team really aint no damn good, but the Falcons gotta be sorta deflated after runnin the emotional gamut last week at NYG. These teams really aint much liked each other historically anyhow so plenty of flags an eye-gougin make this a real close game. sad part is I’m gonna half ta watch on accounta I’ll be 3-0 on my picks headin inta this offensive showcase.
Got no more time this week fer you hookers. Putting my sweatpants on a day early so I can get my grub on tomorrow in style. Reckon I’m campin out in my la-z-boy for at least 72 hours, already got the kid and missus on notice that they’re on call for makin sammiches and luggin cold beers my way.
Some mighty sharp cats on toppa the leader board fer now, but headin inta week 12 that shit aint likely ta stand up. Come clean Karl, that gotta be Robyn makin yer picks son. Or mebbe ya traded some kinky sexual favors to Lochette for his locks? It cant be you by a damn sight, yer sharp as a bowlin ball. Prolly got Brunswick tattooed on yer backside. Eggnog yer retarded attention whoorin ass still hangin tough but the Curse of the Prick locks you outta the top ten. Still along ways to the finish line ladies, the sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass every morning. This is my week, I’m feelin froggy and need a little pocket dough so nobody gets paid. BetOnline is kickin in the loot this week, don’t worry they’re still payin. Not that any of you contest whoores is getting in my pocket this week anyhow……down to business queers. I aint got lazy boys, its just that my computer program model system analytical tool happened ta spit out a pattern this week. Don’t question greatness, just thank me when its all said an done.
Raiders +13.5 holy Christ is this a bad football team. My system play spit this out fer turkey day? Take the points with a really bad team against the cowboys on thanksgiving, really? Granted I don’t think the cowgirls are 13.5 pts better than anyfugginbody these days but the fackin raiders? Common pal, really? Oaktown will be aweright if Cable starts punchin players on the other team stead of his staff. If this shit don’t work I’m gonna find the dude what sold me this system outta the trunk of his Prius an brand my name on his forehead. Just cause a dude drives a Prius don’t make him football jesus.
Illini +20.5 WTF is a Illini, is that some kinda weird sex act like a dirty sanchez? Cincy getting way too much love all year from polls an bettors an writers an coaches an everydamn body. reckon i'm smarter than alla them. Big look past here boys, biggest trap I seen all year. I aint sayin the Illini got a prayer of winnin this thing, only that this # is about 9 bigger than what it might should be. Big ol’ double digit road dog, thanks model system deal again an im halfway home on my first 5k of the season.
Utah +7.5 aint double digits but this # is still too big. Rivalry time, an anybody with a lick of sense will take the Utes + points whenever they can get ‘em. BYU got their picture in Websters, don’t believe me then just look up the word OVER-RATED. All kindsa pasty white folks not tailgaitin an not drinkin beer an not smoking dope before this game kinda makes this a mighty quiet homecrowd. That an the Cougs getting whupped should make the Mormon Tabernacle Choir half-time show kinda lame, unless they haul out some brass poles and start tearin off robes.
Bucs +12 now we’re talking double digit road dogs again! this TB team really aint no damn good, but the Falcons gotta be sorta deflated after runnin the emotional gamut last week at NYG. These teams really aint much liked each other historically anyhow so plenty of flags an eye-gougin make this a real close game. sad part is I’m gonna half ta watch on accounta I’ll be 3-0 on my picks headin inta this offensive showcase.
Got no more time this week fer you hookers. Putting my sweatpants on a day early so I can get my grub on tomorrow in style. Reckon I’m campin out in my la-z-boy for at least 72 hours, already got the kid and missus on notice that they’re on call for makin sammiches and luggin cold beers my way.
