Official Joke Of The Day Thread

[CMattis22]

A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.

After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.

Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldn't understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents.

Suprised, the boyfriend asked, what do you mean?

The blonde girlfriend replied, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

[iceminers26]

heard this one a few weeks back, good joke

[daneblazer]

what has 9 arms and sucks? def leppard

[odusmykal]

What has 8 and 3 teeth?. CMattis' last 4 girlfriends..

[poker_dummy101]

What does a dumbass look like?


I don't know either, we haven't seen Cmattis picture yet.

[reno cool]

what has 9 arms and sucks? def leppard

that's about right

[Shortstop]

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[iceminers26]

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best joke in this entire thread

epic fail

[iceminers26]

don't know how to post a pic

[Razz_Donkey]

what has 9 arms and sucks? def leppard

[Al Masters]

Warning never tell this joke in New England!!

Why wouldnt JFK of been a good Boxer?


















HE COULDNT TAKE A SHOT TO THE HEAD

[pico]

Warning never tell this joke in New England!!

Why wouldnt JFK of been a good Boxer?


















HE COULDNT TAKE A SHOT TO THE HEAD

[Lockitup1x]

Guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies: "That's a sheep you idiot."

The man says: "I wasn't talking to you."

[pico]

Guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies: "That's a sheep you idiot."

The man says: "I wasn't talking to you."

[btraband]

all very good!