mothers day

[colt29]

Just bought the wife a beginners guide to anal sex as a gag gift for tommorrow. What do you guys with kids think the odds are for a hard bitchslap? This thing is hilarious.

[jjgold]

The key to anal sex is being relaxed and using lots of lube and going slow.

Hey Ace does she ever wonder about it?

[Lucas]

thanks for reminding me anyways, my mother i always pissed off when i forget; i think i will not buy her anal guide

[pico]

so on mothers day you're expected to buy all the women in your family something? i thought you're just suppose to do something nice for your mom.

once you go back, you won't go back

[onlooker]

i thought you're just suppose to do something nice for your mom.

Thats what I tell my wife, "Your not my mom."

[pico]

Thats what I tell my wife, "Your not my mom."

if she cooks, clean and tell you what to do...what is the difference?

[LargeMouthBass]

Just bought the wife a beginners guide to anal sex as a gag gift for tommorrow. What do you guys with kids think the odds are for a hard bitchslap? This thing is hilarious.

I think your mom might enjoy it more...

[hitbitritz]

i'm sending my parents away for mothers day / fathers day. week vacation, costing me about 2500. well worth it though. with the exception of today's losses, which are about 1300 total so far, i've been up a lot lately...i've done the classic bullshit flowers and gift card thing my whole life..time to pay back the parents for all they've done.

i also booked my personal vacation ...wohoo..best part about it is both are paid in full on the CC