Robyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wal66]

At some point or another it appears everyone makes one tasteless thread. I guess the pressure of always attempting to stay on point gets to the best of us. You've been warned.


Robyn, I realize you work in human relations and that you aren't a doctor or a nurse. In fact you may have no medical training what-so-ever but I still think you may be the only one here that can help.

I have a massive case of hemroids. Now I know it's gross and why I chose to detail this here in an open forum and even more importantly to you specifically is insane but I assure you I think this could be my best solution.

I don't want to see a doctor Robyn. I need this to go away on it's on somehow. Problerm is nothing I've tried works. Over the counter medicine, epson salt baths nothing.

I'm running out of ideas to try and eventually I am gonna have to breakdown and go to a doctor if I can't find any resolve.

This is where you come in Robyn. No-one here has more experience in dealing with a pain in the ass than you? How without medical assistance have you found to be the best way of dealing with Bread?

[Boner_18]

Internal or external? The internal ones they put rubber bands on and they fall off...

[BGS 9.5]

[wal66]

Very disappointing that you don't see the effort that went into comparing Bread to a hemroid BGS, I showed imagination and creativity.

[Robyn]

wally, similar to having children, one must learn patience when dealing with Bread. He is a 37 year old teenager. Trust me, it is not easy, but it's a lot of fun (when he isn't being a total dick).

[wal66]

I, like most here luv's Bread and realize he is a "special" person.

Tried to be creative and put a little effort into getting a cheap laugh and all that was accomplished was .......#1 actually got a helpful tip if I ever actually get a hemroid and................#2 discovered that BSG doesn't want my ass and your name to appear in the same thread.

[jjgold]

Wally don't get me wrong, I hope you solve that problem and I would go to a Dr and they can probably figure it out, it could be a weak muscle.

Otherwise just say you want to fuk Robyn, no need to be clever about it, she likes direct men like me

I tell her all the time I want to fuk her.

Wally GL with your issue though

[wal66]

JJ, Robyn is nice and she does qualify because she is married but that wasn't the intent this time. This time it was an ode to Bread.

[Robyn]

I want to fuk jj.

[wal66]

Well, glad we turned yet another thread not about JJ into a thread about JJ.

[tacomax]

I tell her all the time I want to fuk her.

I want to fuk jj.

JJ - you really should be in Miami this weekend.

[Robyn]

OOps, I forgot I posted that.

Wally, Bread is out with Matty, Amby and Dance Girl right now. They are drinking beer.

[mmike032]

hemmeroids are no laughing matter Wal.

[wal66]

Robyn home alone. Poker_nut will surely seize this opportunity.

[wal66]

mmike you are correct sir, but Bread is absolutley a laughing matter.

[jjgold]

This whole thread is bizarre

[Robyn]

indeed.

[BadNina]

Stranger the better

[wal66]

It's only bizarre because no-one around here is willing to work for a laugh. Everyone is so used to the cheap laugh and aren't willing to put in the time to be a little more creative. JJ you're a genius but you have inadvertently ruined everything but the quickfix laugh.

A storyline, a set-up, a little misdirection all building up to the eventual punchline. It's a lost art.

[jellobiafra]

Robyn home alone. Poker_nut will surely seize this opportunity.

By opportunity, you mean his cock...right?

[wal66]

Jello.......how can I ever again toss double-meanings around if you are insightful enough to expose them.

[Robyn]

Wally, for what it's worth, I thought your thread was well thought out and brilliantly executed. Unfortunately, genius is lost on most message boards because at least 79.2% of the members are partially retarded. Here at SBR, the number is closer to 87.6%.

[jellobiafra]

Jello.......how can I ever again toss double-meanings around if you are insightful enough to expose them.

Wally, you already took away my spirit to ever post an endorsement of another poster's plays. Now you want to take my passion for obvious, ironic one-liners.

You're not leaving me much left to do here man.

[acarmelo1]

I wanna see a full body picture of Robyn

[wal66]

I've been exposed Jello. I am actually a selfish basturd.

[Robyn]

Caramelo, no you don't.

[jellobiafra]

I've been exposed Jello. I am actually a selfish basturd.

Don't be upsurd!

[wal66]

Robyn, I think Carmelo does. I think he would be willing to give you all his yet to be earned points for that very thing.

[acarmelo1]

Caramelo, no you don't.

[BadNina]

Wally, I admire the thoughts behind this. I like funny.

[Flying Dutchman]

Wally, for what it's worth, I thought your thread was well thought out and brilliantly executed. Unfortunately, genius is lost on most message boards because at least 79.2% of the members are partially retarded. Here at SBR, the number is closer to 87.6%.

Gee, Robyn...I thought I was the only one who saw this since retards "working" with other retards are thinking "hey, I'm as smart as this guy"

But the number is too low...PT is at least 98% retards...

You and I make up the 2%, unfortunately.

[smarmy]

uhm....robs....why didn't you go out with them?

[raydog]

i dunno if this thread is really about hemorrhoids or not, but this old guy up at the club says that taking a frozen spoon and putting it on his roids really helps. he says just take a few wet spoons and slap em in the freezer for a while then use when you get a flare up....uh wash the spoon real good when you are done

[jellobiafra]

Anybody else in the mood for ice cream?

[Robyn]

Flying Dutchy, you may be right with your percentage. I was being far too conservative with my numbers.

Swarmy, I had to work today and had things to do after work to get ready for the weekend.