How much money did I win yesterday?

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  • Bread
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-16-08
    • 23726

    #1
    How much money did I win yesterday?
    I dunno

    Went strip clubbing for late games. I'm clueless. And naked. And vulnerable.

    Hold me.
  • Iwinyourmoney
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-18-07
    • 18368

    #2
    $3.85 and the clap.

    All in all seems like a solid day for ya
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    • Bread
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-16-08
      • 23726

      #3
      Enjoy the married life you piece of fukk!
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      • Swinging Johnson
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-12-09
        • 7604

        #4
        Originally posted by Bread
        I dunno

        Went strip clubbing for late games. I'm clueless. And naked. And vulnerable.

        Hold me.
        Bread...I love that post. I dare you to break from my loving embrace you magnificent bastard!
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        • Bread
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-16-08
          • 23726

          #5
          Beer #4. I think. Charlie everywhere. I miss my family. I wonder how they'll remember me. OOOH!! A PARADE! I love how they make that thing sit on the elephant's head like that. What holds it there? I have no clue. Have spoke orders to get out. Worry about that later. Is that a caterpillar? Is it true? What they say about Richard Gere? I just know that he was great in 'Internal Affairs'. Was Ray Liotta in that also? No wait I'm thinking about Gregory Hines. Or maybe Sally Field. I like mittens. They keep my hands warm. Oh man remember that one time??? My father is ashamed of me. I know this because he wrote it in my high school yearbook. Last year. I graduated in '90. Eyes, brains, hearts and testicles are mushy. Kinda weird when you really think about the importance of them. BigboyDan touched me when I was 57. I didn't mind. Sex. Drugs. Sex. Drugs. Sex. Drugs. If I had sandwich feet, I wouldn't eat them. Not even if I was trapped on an island. Nope. I used to have a poster of Patrick Ewing. Or was that Xavier McDaniel? Either way, he was black. And human. That's what we need to remember here. These are HUMAN BEINGS! Show a little respect. I made a funny joke to my IHOP waitress yesterday. Something about stuffed french toast shaped like a penis. She laughed so I guess it was funny. Can never be too sure with "those" types. Go Mariners.
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