Have You Ever Been Ejected At a Sporting Event?

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  • robmpink
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-09-07
    • 13205

    #1
    Have You Ever Been Ejected At a Sporting Event?
    I was indirectly. About 1998 I went to a Phillies game with a bunch of college friends (we went to Kutztown). Anyway we had $12 seats in the upperdeck. This other dude and I made are way to the lower levels. I told him I had a knack for getting better seats down level which I attributed to my autograph hound days as a kid. Anyway, this older guys in a field box were leaving and just gave us their tickets.

    It was like the 7th inning. The seats were on the 1st base line right by 1st base. My friend told me if a ball comes this way he will just fall out onto the field. Ten minutes later someone hits a foul ball that is about 15 yards past us and he falls onto the field like a shot yak. Needless to say we had to go.

    Another time I was at the Vet. It was maybe 1994ish. I was 18. I was in the upperdeck. This was an autograph trip. This one guy says he could get me a beer. He points me to the direction of a vendor behind the counter. I go and get a beer. I'm chillen in the seats. Ten minutes earlier a noticed a dead pigeon just laying there. Anyway I'm drinking my beer and a security guard came up to me and asked for id. he was pissed. I told hom I was only 18 and found the beer and was going to pour it over the dead pigeon. This in fact was the most half ass excuse I have ever thought of in my entire life. He told me I would be arrested unless I told him where I got it from. I told him and he escorted me out.
  • Justin7
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 07-31-06
    • 8577

    #2
    Does getting ejected while competing count?
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    • mathdotcom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-24-08
      • 11689

      #3
      Justin

      Fencing is not a sporting event
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      • robmpink
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-09-07
        • 13205

        #4
        Originally posted by Justin7
        Does getting ejected while competing count?
        No

        You could share your story anyway.
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        • lakerboy
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-02-09
          • 94383

          #5
          Most of the clowns on this site dont have enough money to afford going to a sporting event.
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          • btraband
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 09-05-08
            • 514

            #6
            suckered "Chuckie" at a Chuckie Cheese, banned for 1 yr
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            • betplom
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-20-06
              • 13444

              #7
              I once got an erection at a sporting event.
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              • yisman
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-01-08
                • 75682

                #8
                no, but a few drunks got ejected at Yankees Stadium for throwing stuff at me. That was funny.
                [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                [/quote]

                [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                • mmike032
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-11-08
                  • 8905

                  #9
                  been real close at my sons pee wee football games.
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                  • thezzone
                    SBR Rookie
                    • 10-07-09
                    • 22

                    #10
                    Yep, me and 3 friends at a Bills game...
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                    • CaneDawg
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-25-08
                      • 6256

                      #11
                      no

                      but been escorted twice out of a casino

                      once was legit....i was a drunk idiot years ago and my college buddy vomitted on the roulette wheel

                      the last time was a joke but i hold no grudges
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                      • IrishTim
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 07-23-09
                        • 983

                        #12
                        Originally posted by yisman
                        no, but a few drunks got ejected at Yankees Stadium for throwing stuff at me. That was funny.
                        I was likely one of them. Me and my friends have been kicked out of Yankee Stadium multiple times. Also thrown out of Blackhawks game last year when a bunch of us drove from South Bend to see them play NY. We were all wearing Rangers jerseys in the upper deck. If any of you have ever spent time in the upper deck of a Chicago Blackhawks game on a Friday night (as they're fighting for a playoff spot), you know what it's like.
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                        • BadNina
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-27-07
                          • 10491

                          #13
                          I was once told to watch my mouth at a softball game. That's as close to unruly as I can be.
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                          • Justin7
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 07-31-06
                            • 8577

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CaneDawg
                            no

                            but been escorted twice out of a casino

                            once was legit....i was a drunk idiot years ago and my college buddy vomitted on the roulette wheel

                            the last time was a joke but i hold no grudges
                            I can no longer keep track of the number of times I've been escorted out/chased out of a Casino.

                            In Las Vegas, they have to read this stupid statute if they are going to trespass you. If they start reading it and you walk/run away, the trespass isn't effective. "Catch that guy running from us! We need to read him his rights!"
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                            • yisman
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-01-08
                              • 75682

                              #15
                              How do you trespass someone?
                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                              [/quote]

                              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                              • thezzone
                                SBR Rookie
                                • 10-07-09
                                • 22

                                #16
                                best part of our exit was one of the guys hadta pee on the way out...the yellow-jackets wouldn't let him..we all kept walkin....turned around eventually to look at the guys behind...and the guy who hadta pee..hung it out rite there in the concession area and drained the lizard...CLASSIC I tell ya...
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                                • mathdotcom
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-24-08
                                  • 11689

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Justin7
                                  I can no longer keep track of the number of times I've been escorted out/chased out of a Casino.

                                  In Las Vegas, they have to read this stupid statute if they are going to trespass you. If they start reading it and you walk/run away, the trespass isn't effective. "Catch that guy running from us! We need to read him his rights!"
                                  lol way to twist a story

                                  everyone on forum knows the guards all had garbage bags and febreeze spray cans trying to contain your B.O. at the blackjack table. No wonder they tried to stop you from spreading the smell around the whole casino.

                                  PS: I am sure they were scared shitless of you counting cards at the $5-$50 tables.
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                                  • keyboarding
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 07-30-09
                                    • 6817

                                    #18
                                    4 guys next to me got ejected at a Jays' game for fighting. Boston comes to town you better be ready to throw down.
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                                    • pavyracer
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 04-12-07
                                      • 82905

                                      #19
                                      A drunk guy dropped on my feet drank from the seats above me at a Braves game. He was not ejected to my surprise.
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                                      • Crash
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-14-09
                                        • 1260

                                        #20
                                        yea i was ejected my second year in the north woods league for arguing balls and strikes. got punched out and told the umpire he was dogshit and boom bye bye got suspended 1 game but did the color commentary on the radio it was sweet
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                                        • Justin7
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 07-31-06
                                          • 8577

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                          lol way to twist a story

                                          everyone on forum knows the guards all had garbage bags and febreeze spray cans trying to contain your B.O. at the blackjack table. No wonder they tried to stop you from spreading the smell around the whole casino.

                                          PS: I am sure they were scared shitless of you counting cards at the $5-$50 tables.
                                          Have another long island, Mathy. It will help your analysis.
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