The Golden Era of Posting. Buzzy does Hanky (video)!

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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    The Golden Era of Posting. Buzzy does Hanky (video)!
    Many of you were not fortunate enough to witness what historians unanimously consider the Golden Era of Online Posting. Of course, Coach Hanky Webber led the charge for all degenerates with his jjdold handle over at majorwager.com, back before he moved exclusively to SBR. Majorwager has never recovered for obvious reasons. There is no secret why SBR is now the premier site.

    To put this video in context, Hanky used a local by the name of Sportman ("Sporto"). The understanding they had was that when Hanky made a bet it was for one dime unless specified otherwise. Sportman used a thug, named Theodore ("Theo"), to assist with collections as needed on and after settlement day (Tuesdays back then). Nicky Santoro can attest to this. This video was made on a Friday morning and Hanky owed Sporto around 5 dimes, now 3 days past due!

    Hanky really duped Sporto time and again by using his charismatic personality and vernacular to throw Sportman off. It was sheer phucken genius, boys! Hanky would deliberately lose a string of one dime bets and then place a monster wager, like for 25 dimes, and clean Sporto out. This cycle would occur each quarter and Sportman always fell for it!

    In this vid, we see Hanky setting Sportman up nicely. He had lost 5 straight one dime bets (Hawks +2, Lakers -9, Knicks -1, Bulls +4 and Pistons ML) and cleverly took the Nets +1 to set the trap, knowing full well they would lose by double digits (and they surely did), as he was about to clean Sporto out, once again, on a big gridiron play. It was a thing of phucken beauty!

    Hanky regularly gave shout outs to two prominent posters, Boston Gambler and Mr. Falcone (a Costa Rican bookie). He would also brag about his refined palate and expensive meals out so as to drive Sporto nuts! Sporto was infuriated that Hanky was eating out at nice restaurants while owing him money. You hadda be there to really appreciate it, and I know some of you out there were, but for those who met Hanky only after joining SBR, I present this video to you to hopefully illustrate the sheer brilliance that is The Legend.

    There will never be another Hanky Webber of the Golden Era. Just like Seinfeld was a one of a kind show and gone forever, so are the vids of the major wager dahhht kahhhm days. Let us cherish the sweet memories. Hanky, you will always be the very best!

    Buzzy

  • raydog
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-07-07
    • 6984

    #2
    man buzzy it was every week, like clockwork, that sporty was trying to run coach down. those were the good ole days of mw. sportys wife got ill i believe and he went through a rough patch and pretty much stopped posting. i wonder if anyone knows anything about that situation. wish him the best. one of the good guys
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    • Bread
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-16-08
      • 23726

      #3
      Who needs JJ when we have Buzzy doing JJ.
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      • Richkas
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-03-08
        • 19396

        #4
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        • Immortality
          Restricted User
          • 12-20-07
          • 4599

          #5
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          • mathdotcom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-24-08
            • 11689

            #6

            You have redeemed yourself buzzy!!
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            • sickler
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-05-08
              • 15006

              #7
              Buzzy, you have the facial expression down pretty good.
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              • Deuce
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-12-08
                • 29843

                #8
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                • TobiasFunke
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-12-09
                  • 1999

                  #9
                  That was a legit impression, nice work sir.
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                  • CaneDawg
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-25-08
                    • 6256

                    #10
                    nice work buzzy
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                    • onthewhat
                      Restricted User
                      • 05-14-08
                      • 15411

                      #11
                      This guy actually does a legit impression, unlike Loshak.
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                      • BAUS
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-10-05
                        • 2191

                        #12
                        Good stuff Buzzy.

                        BAUS
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                        • VegasDave
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 01-03-07
                          • 8056

                          #13
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                          • buztah
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 03-23-07
                            • 7470

                            #14
                            Originally posted by raydog
                            man buzzy it was every week, like clockwork, that sporty was trying to run coach down. those were the good ole days of mw. sportys wife got ill i believe and he went through a rough patch and pretty much stopped posting. i wonder if anyone knows anything about that situation. wish him the best. one of the good guys
                            Raydog, pal, those days are phucken gone forever. Some nights I lie in bed remembering the Golden Era and I burst into laughter, waking whomever is lying next to me. Only those of us who experienced it will ever fully appreciate it.
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15


                              This guy is intense

                              I do not think a lot of SBR guys saw my original vids ffom mw
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                              • buztah
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 03-23-07
                                • 7470

                                #16
                                Coach, you have taught me everything I know. I am forever in your debt.
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                                • buztah
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 03-23-07
                                  • 7470

                                  #17
                                  Coach, as a small favour to me in return for how I have herein honoured you, please consider renting the cellar to mathy at $250 a month. I realize this $50 savings seems paltry but every dollar helps in this recession.
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                                  • buztah
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 03-23-07
                                    • 7470

                                    #18
                                    Happy Thanksgiving, Hank Webber. Here's wishing you n yours all the best.
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                                    • joeybagadonuts
                                      SBR High Roller
                                      • 06-02-08
                                      • 245

                                      #19
                                      Classic Vid, Buztah.

                                      Good Coach Kissel/Webba/Doblin/Gold/Cobrin impersonation.
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                                      • PuckOff
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-14-07
                                        • 2395

                                        #20
                                        Good stuff!!
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                                        • wtf
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 08-22-08
                                          • 12983

                                          #21
                                          wow, how did i miss this

                                          superb!

                                          now do one of bread, all you have to do is him handing money over to a bookie
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                                          • illmatick
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 01-05-09
                                            • 5456

                                            #22
                                            where did sporto go?
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                                            • CarpeDime
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-01-09
                                              • 7873

                                              #23
                                              nice!

                                              wish I had been reading forums back in the Golden Era of Online Posting.

                                              Those old major wager vids don't exist anymore?? How can that be?? Don't jj got them on his computer?
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                                              • HAPPY BOY
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-10-05
                                                • 7109

                                                #24
                                                I miss Hank Webber. Michael Jack is a punk. Webber, now thats a real Jersey bad ass!
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                                                • buztah
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 03-23-07
                                                  • 7470

                                                  #25
                                                  Paid a visit to Major Wager a week or two ago, Happy Boy. Kox were actually STILL posting about The Legend. He buried that place when he left. Has never recovered.
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                                                  • wtf
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-22-08
                                                    • 12983

                                                    #26
                                                    love this video

                                                    thank you very much for the points

                                                    which btw i would have over a 1000 of them if the book wasnt such a scam, claiming i past posted a horse race i won
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                                                    • EmpireMaker
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-18-09
                                                      • 15582

                                                      #27
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                                                      • buztah
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 03-23-07
                                                        • 7470

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by wtf
                                                        love this video

                                                        thank you very much for the points

                                                        which btw i would have over a 1000 of them if the book wasnt such a scam, claiming i past posted a horse race i won
                                                        Gambling is for suckers.
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                                                        • sickler
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 06-05-08
                                                          • 15006

                                                          #29
                                                          Buzzy, your vids are gone

                                                          This one was classic
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