If you know whether Murray State covered, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you’ve ever pawned kitty litter, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you’ve ever tried to martingale roulette, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you’re familiar with the term “barreled in,” you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you’ve ever laid a mortgage payment down on a “piss in your booky’s face lock,” you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you shop around for the best deal on vig, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you are still in therapy over the Oilers/Bills playoff game, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If the term “sharp” means something other than the edge of a knife, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you spend more time with your loan officer than with your wife, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If the term “unphuckin’ real” is a staple in your vocabulary, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you address everyone, from your grandma to a cop, as “pal,” you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you’ve ever placed a wager on the Over during church, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you’ve ever chased a bad beat by going all in on Baltic hoops, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you can name any Taiwenese ping pong player, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you’ve ever pawned kitty litter, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you’ve ever tried to martingale roulette, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you’re familiar with the term “barreled in,” you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you’ve ever laid a mortgage payment down on a “piss in your booky’s face lock,” you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you shop around for the best deal on vig, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you are still in therapy over the Oilers/Bills playoff game, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If the term “sharp” means something other than the edge of a knife, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you spend more time with your loan officer than with your wife, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If the term “unphuckin’ real” is a staple in your vocabulary, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you address everyone, from your grandma to a cop, as “pal,” you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you’ve ever placed a wager on the Over during church, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you’ve ever chased a bad beat by going all in on Baltic hoops, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
If you can name any Taiwenese ping pong player, you might be a phucken degenerate phucken gamblah!
