What will Tim Tebow be doing in 5 years?

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  • daggerkobe
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-25-08
    • 10744

    #1
    What will Tim Tebow be doing in 5 years?
    1. Beginning his 4th year as Jags starting QB.

    2. Successful TV evangelist.

    3. Feeding hungry natives, chimps, hippos, lions and rhinos in Africa.

    4. Winning a Nobel Peace Prize.

    5. Sucking dick in his 100th homosexual porn movie.

  • MartinBlank
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 07-20-08
    • 8382

    #2
    wiping his ass with hundreds.

    Even if he fails miserably in the NFL....the kid will be able to use what he has accomplished at Florida for a very long time.

    If Jesse Palmer is employed analyzing college football games, Tebow will be as well.

    For cripes sake. Florida already has his comments from last year following the Ole Miss loss on a plaque on campus. He is a god there.
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    • BGboothA
      SBR MVP
      • 08-07-08
      • 4202

      #3
      He will be wasting his time and oxygen touring the country talking about how Jesus gave him the skill to be a QB in college, but forgot to make him an NFL quarterback!
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      • CaneDawg
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-25-08
        • 6256

        #4
        whatever he is doing will be done with class

        i say he will still be on an nfl roster

        keep in mind football is not his first priority
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82839

          #5
          Being in jail for bankrolling cat fighting.
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          • Fishhead
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 08-11-05
            • 40179

            #6
            Let's hope they lose this year..........
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            • mmike032
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-11-08
              • 8905

              #7
              Originally posted by daggerkobe
              1. Beginning his 4th year as Jags starting QB.

              2. Successful TV evangelist.

              3. Feeding hungry natives, chimps, hippos, lions and rhinos in Africa.

              4. Winning a Nobel Peace Prize.

              5. Sucking dick in his 100th homosexual porn movie.

              what will you be doing in 5 yrs?...
              still trying to find ways to bash a successful athletes?


              and for the record I hate Tebow with a passion but ya got to give him props for his college career regardless what he does in the NFL.
              He will be to FLA what Herschal Walker is to UGA...
              immortal, he already is
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              • fsugolf
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 07-17-09
                • 6194

                #8
                still a virgin
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                • MonkeyF0cker
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-12-07
                  • 12144

                  #9
                  He'll be Brett Favre's backup on the Rams.
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                  • Fishhead
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 08-11-05
                    • 40179

                    #10
                    He still has a long way to go to be as legendary as NILE KINNICK..........a real hero.
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                    • CaneDawg
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-25-08
                      • 6256

                      #11
                      the guy is class

                      would u not want him to marry your daughter

                      why are so many wanting him to fail...................jealousy
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                      • Fishhead
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 08-11-05
                        • 40179

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CaneDawg
                        the guy is class

                        would u not want him to marry your daughter

                        why are so many wanting him to fail...................jealousy

                        I want Florida to fail much more so than Tebow..............

                        Not much love for the Gators from me, sorry.
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                        • mmike032
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-11-08
                          • 8905

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fishhead
                          I want Florida to fail much more so than Tebow..............

                          Not much love for the Gators from me, sorry.
                          ditto
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                          • durito
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 07-03-06
                            • 13173

                            #14
                            3. Feeding hungry natives, chimps, hippos, lions and rhinos in Africa.


                            You seem smarter after your vacation dagger.
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                            • CaneDawg
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-25-08
                              • 6256

                              #15
                              i am a UGA grad and hope we bury the gators every year

                              i have been to every ga/fla game for 17 yrs

                              but i admire tebow and think he is a good person

                              it is what it is
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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81450

                                #16
                                Originally posted by daggerkobe
                                1. Beginning his 4th year as Jags starting QB.

                                2. Successful TV evangelist.

                                3. Feeding hungry natives, chimps, hippos, lions and rhinos in Africa.

                                4. Winning a Nobel Peace Prize.

                                5. Sucking dick in his 100th homosexual porn movie.

                                Option #1 is out, so it's gotta be one of the other 4.
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                                • ACoochy
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 08-19-09
                                  • 13949

                                  #17
                                  The constant media pressure will get to him. He will move to a foreign country where he will become Ricky Martin's protege. Expect albums and 'Its a Tebow Christmas' to be on the shelves within 12 months...
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                                  • FourLengthsClear
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-29-10
                                    • 3808

                                    #18
                                    He will be a good backup QB somewhere other than Denver.
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