What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
> A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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> Q. What's a mixed feeling?
> A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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> Q. What's the height of conceit?
> A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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> Q. What's the definition of macho?
> A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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> Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
> A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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> Q. What is a Yankee?
> A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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> Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
> A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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> Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
> A. About three inches.
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> Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
> A. The grip.
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> Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
> A. It's not hard.
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> Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
> A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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> Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
> A: 45 minutes.
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> Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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> Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
> A. The swallow.
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> Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
> A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare
> A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
> ======================================== =======
> Q. What's a mixed feeling?
> A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
> ======================================== =====
> Q. What's the height of conceit?
> A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
> ======================================== ====
> Q. What's the definition of macho?
> A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
> ======================================== =====
> Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
> A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
> ======================================== =====
> Q. What is a Yankee?
> A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> ======================================== ===
> Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
> A. Their balls are just for decoration.
> ======================================== =====
> Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
> A. About three inches.
> ======================================== =====
> Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
> A. The grip.
> ======================================== =====
> Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
> A. It's not hard.
> ======================================== ===
> Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
> A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
> ======================================== ==
> Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
> A: 45 minutes.
> ======================================== ====
> Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> A: Breasts don't have eyes.
> ======================================== =====
> Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
> A. The swallow.
> ======================================== ====
> Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
> A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare