Question for men

[Seaweed]

When going #2 in public washroom, where do you rest our banana? If it hangs it splashes in so i hold it on seat. Any other tricks?

Btw take the Jays tomorrow

[KiDBaZkiT]

You simply don’t use a public “washroom” whether your rooster hangs that long or not. Didn’t you see the Sopranos? K-12 I never took a **** at school. Never not once. One of my buddies used to cut class just so he could go home and ****. He would backhand you in the chest and be like “Hey, I gotta **** let’s bail!”

[vitterd]

This sounds like an excuse for seaweed to hear about what posters dongs hang low enough to hit toilet water.