I'm Releasing 4 Winners Because Homie1975 is On Tilt & Needs My Financial Assistance!

[Eddy Munny]

Sometimes I like to give back to the community and when I noticed The Ole '75 had fallen on hard times, my heart hurt a little bit for him. I knew his bowl thread was an easy fade but I didn't know that he would resent me for making what are purely business decisions.

In the wake of his bowl abortions er, um... I mean, selections.. he has become extremely irritable and been giving me a lot of attitude and sass. All because I profited off of his downfall? I see it as no more than a put option on a doomed stock (his picks) but he sees it as a personal attack.

So here's my chance to lend a helping hand to a fellow poster and perhaps keep him out of the soup line at the local mission center. He'll never admit he need's my help or anyone else's, but that's just his false bravado forging walls around him to protect his ego. My aim here is to extinguish that dumpster fire raging in his bank account and keep the bookie off his back. This is my gift to Homie1975 and the rest of the forum to start the new year off on the right foot.

These here are my picks for Saturday and Sunday at the numbers I personally booked them, but I'd recommend them even at current odds:

Iowa State -4

Iowa State/Oregon Under 58

Giants +3

Raiders/Broncos Over 51

[homie1975]

fade.

[Eddy Munny]

fade.

[homie1975]

NYG opened PK and are widely available at +1 or +1.5 but you have them at +3

ROTFLMFAO you are a complete JOKE

[homie1975]

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[homie1975]

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[Da Manster!]

Iowa ST (-4.5 or 5) at most shops now...I'm kind of leaning Cyclones myself.

[Eddy Munny]

NYG opened PK and are widely available at +1 or +1.5 but you have them at +3

ROTFLMFAO you are a complete JOKE

You don't have to be so angry. It's a bad look. It's very BigDaddy QH-ish. You do realize I acknowledged that current odds may differ? You also realize that numbers move throughout the week, correct? I mean I understand you're not nearly as astute as you'd like to make believe, but surely you understand market volatility.

BookMaker had +2.5's early in the week and moved to +3 -110 sometime on Tuesday, which is when I bet it. Part of betting wisely is shopping for the best available number. I knew it was never going to move past three so I pounced on it when it flashed. It has since been bet down. If it makes you feel any better, you can grade me at whatever number you take.

Furthermore, if you're so keen on fading me, that just means you have a great number to do so.

Now you go show your bookie who's boss, you dirty little scoundrel you! You can do it!

[homie1975]

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[Eddy Munny]

^ just a small snippet of my stock portfolio for you, Mr. Joke

Double posting now?

I'm just giving you picks and you turn it into a dikk measuring contest... Good grief, just how small is your ding-a-ling?

[homie1975]

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[Eddy Munny]

Guys, Homie is in a lot of pain right now. Nevermind his tantrums, outbursts, and delusional flights of fancy... He needs our help and this thread is a step in the right direction.

[homie1975]

[Eddy Munny]

I warned everyone he's in a way right now and it's on full display.

What a ghastly spectacle he makes of himself when another soul has done nothing but extend an olive branch.

This is what degeneracy can do to a man. Don't become this, SBR. Stay vigilant. Take care yo chickens.

[homie1975]

[shadymcgrady]

Wow homie triggered, a little insecure no doubt then again eddy funny seems to have that effect

[homie1975]

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[Eddy Munny]

Homie's posts in this thread have taken on a whole new level of cringe. He is unraveling before our eyes.

The degree of overcompensation is breathtaking... I mean this guy must be hung like a parboiled rice kernel.

[homie1975]

"parboiled rice kernel"

Only when I am fully erect, Mr. Joke.

[Eddy Munny]

Shady hit the nail on the head...

I only wanted to share some picks and now I have Homie mired in the throes of an existential crisis, at the edge of his seat, constantly refreshing this thread and tending to his delicate reputation that he fears is slipping away.

[homie1975]

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[Jayvegas420]

Hey Eddie, any chance that you can release 26 more winners.....thats what I will need to get out of the hole I'm in, I can provide financial statements if you need them.
theyre sad and depressing.

[Eddy Munny]

Hey Eddie, any chance that you can release 26 more winners.....thats what I will need to get out of the hole I'm in, I can provide financial statements if you need them.
theyre sad and depressing.

You'll have to get in line right behind Homie1975. As you can see, he's a real piece of work and he's still in the denial stage of his degeneracy. You're obviously further along in your 12-step program as you can at least identify the problems that plague you. It's gonna take some time, love, and tenderness to reclaim Homie from his journey to rock bottom, but what I can recommend you do in the meantime is go to Homie's bowl thread and fade every single proclamation he posits. It's as good as money in the bank. I don't care if he calls for subzero temperatures and two feet of snow, you show up in shorts and sandals and you're good to go!

[Jayvegas420]

He will be in my thoughts as I rummage through my neighbours garbage for discarded recyclables.

[Eddy Munny]

Wow, Homie is now going back and deleting his posts in this thread... This is unprecedented. He longs to turn back the hands of time and return to a point at which he hadn't yet embarrassed himself into oblivion. I'm shaking my head at this development. Homie is so frazzled he doesn't know if he's coming or going.

Jay, would you mind if Homie accompanies you on your dumpster diving adventure? He could use the fresh air and camaraderie.

[homie1975]

It's a scary world out there, Wizard W.....t

[Eddy Munny]

^^^ You should just go ahead and delete that post too. You're not getting any better.

[shadymcgrady]

Oh wow Eddie strikes again, clean hit. Sbr's very own operation black box

[jjgold]

basically your prey you go 2-2 when you bet 4 games thats sports betting

[unde0087]

[matrix1022]

I got giants at 2.5 and some 3. So he’s right

[Foxx]

Wow, when Eddie sinks his teeth into someone, it's viscious.

[funnyb25]

[johnnyvegas13]

I like cowboys eddy

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Wow, when Eddie sinks his teeth into someone, it's viscious.