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  • HAPPY BOY
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-10-05
    • 7109

    #1
    Touts SNAKE OIL SALESMAN
    sooo I live in MIAMI. on Fridays I listen to 940 am and 560 am. A tout named Brandon Lang comes on...first around 7:30 AM on 940 AM and gives out his NCAA & NFL picks..even using one pick as his HOT PICK or SURE PICK.

    This same prick come on 560 AM around 1 hour later and gives out totally different plays. Guess its the ole' theroy if you throw enough shit against the wall...something will stick.

    PHONY MONEY SUCKING PHUCS!
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    sad
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    • carolinakid
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-12-11
      • 19106

      #3
      never listen to these guys, it will be in the back of your thinking when you are working on the games for real.
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      • pablo222
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-03-19
        • 8858

        #4
        He is making the rounds.
        Heard him on our local podunk AM radio show.
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        • HAPPY BOY
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-10-05
          • 7109

          #5
          Originally posted by carolinakid
          never listen to these guys, it will be in the back of your thinking when you are working on the games for real.

          truth
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          • Sam Odom
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-30-05
            • 58063

            #6
            Touts

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            • Da Manster!
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-13-07
              • 17720

              #7
              and usually what those tout assholes will do is cold call and harass people non-stop begging you to buy their premium top rates plays "package" for mere pennies on the dollar and they are very aggressive...here is how they make it work...they will call about 1,000 potential clients....500 of them will get the tout's lock of the day or best bet...then the other 500 will get the exact opposite side!....so the touts obviously wins because half of the players will hit...and then from those 500, the same process repeats itself....250 get one side of a game, the other 250 get the exact opposite....and 250 will "win" again...and this process will just keep repeating itself until the tout runs out of potential candidates...but in the meantime, he will pick up lots business and money from naive, gullible, and stupid idiot gamblers who think the tout is a genius who knows his stuff because he gave them "3 winners in a row"...and that is how these fraudulent scams are run.
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              • HAPPY BOY
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-10-05
                • 7109

                #8
                Originally posted by Da Manster!
                and usually what those tout assholes will do is cold call and harass people non-stop begging you to buy their premium top rates plays "package" for mere pennies on the dollar and they are very aggressive...here is how they make it work...they will call about 1,000 potential clients....500 of them will get the tout's lock of the day or best bet...then the other 500 will get the exact opposite side!....so the touts obviously wins because half of the players will hit...and then from those 500, the same process repeats itself....250 get one side of a game, the other 250 get the exact opposite....and 250 will "win" again...and this process will just keep repeating itself until the tout runs out of potential candidates...but in the meantime, he will pick up lots business and money from naive, gullible, and stupid idiot gamblers who think the tout is a genius who knows his stuff because he gave them "3 winners in a row"...and that is how these fraudulent scams are run.

                wow! I can see that..makes sense..kinda like a reverse ponzy scheme.
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                • carolinakid
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-12-11
                  • 19106

                  #9
                  in a way they are like drug dealers, they work the young gambler that know no better and think it a sure bet, just like drug dealers that try to get the young teen hook
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                  • Da Manster!
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-13-07
                    • 17720

                    #10
                    Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                    wow! I can see that..makes sense..kinda like a reverse ponzy scheme.
                    bingo!...
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                    • Booya711
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-20-11
                      • 27329

                      #11
                      Happy Boy - guaranteed winner POD - Bucs -6.5
                      Manster - guaranteed winner POD - Vikings +7 (buy the half point)

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                      • big joe 1212
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-01-08
                        • 19380

                        #12
                        Do they allow listeners to call in?
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                        • seaborneq
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-08-06
                          • 22556

                          #13
                          Touts have always given out both sides of a game. Oldest trick in the book. Ask bill gates, jeff bezos, sam walton, steve jobs, mark cuban, etc., what they do when they have the technology/secret formula that no one has. They don’t get on the mountaintop and scream they have it. They use it to benefit themselves. Touts do the complete opposite.
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                          • pavyracer
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 04-12-07
                            • 82839

                            #14
                            The only good tout is a dead tout.
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                            • HAPPY BOY
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 7109

                              #15
                              Originally posted by big joe 1212
                              Do they allow listeners to call in?
                              No ! he comes on starts talking about strippers..then shits his picks. A real slime ball
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                              • ronald
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-31-05
                                • 4919

                                #16
                                The most well known TOUT in the country is a clown named FAUCI.
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                                • ChuckyTheGoat
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 04-04-11
                                  • 37448

                                  #17
                                  Dr Ron Bash = funniest tout ever.
                                  Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                  • BigdaddyQH
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 07-13-09
                                    • 19530

                                    #18
                                    I personally know several touts and I always nail them with the same scenario. If your systems are so good, why waste all of that money and time to set up offices, phones, and advertising to try and sell your product? Why not just wager it yourself. Only two of the very honest ones admit privately that What I say is true, and all they are doing is trying to play both ends against the middle.
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                                    • Sam Odom
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 10-30-05
                                      • 58063

                                      #19
                                      QH should go Tout
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                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-30-08
                                        • 81450

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                                        sooo I live in MIAMI. on Fridays I listen to 940 am and 560 am. A tout named Brandon Lang comes on...first around 7:30 AM on 940 AM and gives out his NCAA & NFL picks..even using one pick as his HOT PICK or SURE PICK.

                                        This same prick come on 560 AM around 1 hour later and gives out totally different plays. Guess its the ole' theroy if you throw enough shit against the wall...something will stick.

                                        PHONY MONEY SUCKING PHUCS!
                                        Brandon Lang


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                                        • pologq
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-07-12
                                          • 19899

                                          #21
                                          fcukin touts. like a used car salesman.
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                                          • Headsterx
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 12-03-16
                                            • 23097

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                                            wow! I can see that..makes sense..kinda like a reverse ponzy scheme.
                                            You should watch an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents that's titled "Mail Order Prophet" (starring that Odds Couple guy). It's hilarious and it basically involves that type of scheme of sending half of your picks to people, etc. so at the end 1% of the people will believe you are a genius.
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              now its simple with technology to give out both sides

                                              All should be in jail
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                                              • Al Masters
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 04-29-06
                                                • 6940

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                QH should go out
                                                Fixed.
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                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                  • 81450

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Headsterx
                                                  You should watch an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents that's titled "Mail Order Prophet" (starring that Odds Couple guy). It's hilarious and it basically involves that type of scheme of sending half of your picks to people, etc. so at the end 1% of the people will believe you are a genius.
                                                  Fun watch. Thanks.

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