I run shit....idiot humans
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An old man is selling watermelons...
His price list reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10
A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing."
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, "People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business..."
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This one is a must see if you're a Jim Morrison fan as it's "unreal" in the most mysterious way.......
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A man sees a little boy smoking a cigarette.
He approaches him and says "Son, you shouldn't smoke. That's bad for your health."
The little boy removes the cigarette from his mouth and says " My grandmother lived to the ripe old age of 97."
The man asks him "And did she smoke cigarettes?"
The little boy says "Nope. She minded her own fokkin business!"Comment
