Tom Hanks has coronavirus

[Cuse0323]

I have the "I Survived the Coronavirus" shirts already in production. Will be a good moneymaker

This guy. Always throwing his sharpness in our face. I’m doing the American thing, and stealing your idea.

[Cuse0323]

I just read some doctor on twitter claiming that 150 million people in the US are going to get infected with the virus.

I like them odds. Still better than 50/50, and I love to gamble on coin flips.

[cincinnatikid513]

I just read some doctor on twitter claiming that 150 million people in the US are going to get infected with the virus.

dont believe everything u hear

[JMobile]

At least Tom Hanks can afford to be quarantine for a long ass time.

[Kermit]

dont believe everything u hear

I don't believe it. That is almost 1/2 of the US population. These people also claimed that 60 million people had the swine flu. I don't know one person that had it.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

At least Tom Hanks can afford to be quarantine for a long ass time.

I bet he has the top 25 doctors in the whole Australian country looking out for him and his wife.

Opti??? We need boots on the ground. What's going on here?

[Ghenghis Kahn]

[QuantumLeap]

Looks like Forrest Gump couldn't outrun the coronavirus.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Looks like Forrest Gump couldn't outrun the coronavirus.

Oh.... Yeah.

LOL carry on.

[Thrilla]

Shit just got real

[Thrilla]

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson test positive for coronavirus

Actor Tom Hanks says he and his wife, actress Rita Wilson, have been diagnosed with coronavirus. In a statement posted to Instagram, Hanks said the two were traveling in Australia when they were tested after exhibiting symptoms like tiredness, body aches, chills and "slight fevers."

[19th Hole]

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson test positive for coronavirus

Actor Tom Hanks says he and his wife, actress Rita Wilson, have been diagnosed with coronavirus. In a statement posted to Instagram, Hanks said the two were traveling in Australia when they were tested after exhibiting symptoms like tiredness, body aches, chills and "slight fevers."

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Is Rita Wilson related to the volleyball?

[Thrilla]

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Is Rita Wilson related to the volleyball?

No it's just coincidence his wife's last name is Wilson.

Wilson named after the ball's brand.

Big brand ofcourse in the field of sports equipment..https://www.wilson.com/en-us/volleyball

[Cuse0323]

I don't believe it. That is almost 1/2 of the US population. These people also claimed that 60 million people had the swine flu. I don't know one person that had it.

12K died in the US from the swine flu, and I barely remember hearing a damn thing about it. This bitchass flu killed like 38, only old folks, or those with underlying health issues, and yet it’s causing everyone to lose their damn mind, and ass rape the economy.

The death rate for someone without a preexisting condition is less than 1%. So, you’re basically not going to die if you get the shit, are under 60, and don’t already have something killing you. If you’re over 60, and healthy, then you’re probably fine too. The 1% may include those over 60 without an underlying health problem. That said, I really don’t want the flu, as it sounds like a miserable time, but it ain’t shit to stress about. God doesn’t love me enough to just let my ass die anyway

[Thor4140]

He survived a helluva bachelor party

[PittsburghPlayer]

so sad to hear of an actor or any human being sick, especially Hollywood actors so god-like those fukkers are
my world might be shattered, but I have the cure for this shit and it is called the
croner virus, light it up and be prepared to laugh


and no, does not hurt to be consumed before, during and after a brew
funny fukkers some of you are, especially those blaming the left, center and right - assholes

if you are currently panicked/scared, you are not going to like my next sentence

THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND MINE FOR NOT GIVING A FUKK - LONG BEFORE NOW.

oh we gave a fukk
really???

wtf have we done to better this dump in the last 30 years or more

FUKKING WARS for JOBS???

fukk you, fukk-off
1/2 of you are fukking tools
even some that think we are friends here

edit: need to add racist remark
if you are a man that has black skin, you are automatically my friend
unless you say we are not

[agendaman]

casimos and books will lose heavily

[Optional]

Thats a big name... Panic going to set the fuk in now.

IF TRUE

We'll look after him just fine.

He picked just about the best place in the world to get it. Already well prepared to handle the bad cases.

[19th Hole]

He is fine

Most people have mild symptoms

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There you have it. .
JJ spent last night in a Holiday Inn.
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[Optional]

I bet he has the top 25 doctors in the whole Australian country looking out for him and his wife.

Opti??? We need boots on the ground. What's going on here?

We are a few weeks ahead.

People trying to return half their hoarded toilet paper to shops today, and being told "bad luck, no returns idiots"

There are separate clinics for testing, temporary acute care centres already partly setup, thousands of ventilator machines been purchased to keep the badly affected ones alive, and the govt handing out 16 billion in cash today, 25K cash to small businesses to help pay to keep staff employed but at home, cash to poorer people to keep them spending so business dont go under.


I think public here has accepted that a big % of population are going to be exposed, maybe more than 50%, maybe even close to 100% eventually.

But govt been explaining it is preparing for the peak and knows we will have a very low death rate compared to other places due to that. So no real panic.

[19th Hole]

We are a few weeks ahead.

People trying to return half their hoarded toilet paper to shops today, and being told "bad luck, no returns idiots"

There are separate clinics for testing, temporary acute care centres already partly setup, thousands of ventilator machines been purchased to keep the badly affected ones alive, and the govt handing out 16 billion in cash today, 25K cash to small businesses to help pay to keep staff employed but at home, cash to poorer people to keep them spending so business dont go under.


I think public here has accepted that a big % of population are going to be exposed, maybe more than 50%, maybe even close to 100% eventually.

But govt been explaining it is preparing for the peak and knows we will have a very low death rate compared to other places due to that. So no real panic.

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Yep.
Did one hell of a job controlling those forest fires

[Optional]

12K died in the US from the swine flu, and I barely remember hearing a damn thing about it. This bitchass flu killed like 38, only old folks, or those with underlying health issues, and yet it’s causing everyone to lose their damn mind, and ass rape the economy.

The death rate for someone without a preexisting condition is less than 1%. So, you’re basically not going to die if you get the shit, are under 60, and don’t already have something killing you. If you’re over 60, and healthy, then you’re probably fine too. The 1% may include those over 60 without an underlying health problem. That said, I really don’t want the flu, as it sounds like a miserable time, but it ain’t shit to stress about. God doesn’t love me enough to just let my ass die anyway

There is currently a 9.2% death rate for anyone with diabetes over all age groups.

Know anyone with diabetes?

Males are almost twice as likely to die as women, so if it there is a 0.5% risk for your age group, it's actually more like 0.65% for you and 0.35% for your female friends that are the same age and health status.

If you are a male with cardiovascular disease of any age, then you you are approaching a 4-1 chance of dying if you get it right now.

Are you sure we should not worry about any of them? That's going to add up to 10s of millions of people worldwide in the end.

Wouldn't it be shameful if the richest country in the world ended up with a worse death rate than China or Sth Korea or Italy? Because it's looking like that is obviously going to happen I think.



Not sure why only Americans seem so intent on arguing nothing to worry about, no need to prepare, its just like the Flu.

It's surreal to watch compared to the response here.

And the crazy thing is as soon as Trump says "this is a terrible situation"... I bet many of those same people saying there is no problem now will turn on a dime and become the huge panic merchants.

[Optional]

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Yep.
Did one hell of a job controlling those forest fires

*shakes head*

Carry on with your head in the sand then.

Sad it will mean so many needless deaths there this year from not being prepared though.

[jjgold]

This is so funny

It is not cancer!!!!

He is fine

[19th Hole]

*shakes head*

Carry on with your head in the sand then.

Sad it will mean so many needless deaths there this year from not being prepared though.

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You can't be serious.
Land of "Let's let those fires burn themselves out" and wait for Uncle Sam to come flying in with Big Boy fire equipment.
I wish you the best with your 2nd world leadership.
Go get 'em Tiger ...

[JohnGalt2341]

There is currently a 9.2% death rate for anyone with diabetes over all age groups.

Know anyone with diabetes?

Males are almost twice as likely to die as women, so if it there is a 0.5% risk for your age group, it's actually more like 0.65% for you and 0.35% for your female friends that are the same age and health status.

If you are a male with cardiovascular disease of any age, then you you are approaching a 4-1 chance of dying if you get it right now.

Are you sure we should not worry about any of them? That's going to add up to 10s of millions of people worldwide in the end.

Wouldn't it be shameful if the richest country in the world ended up with a worse death rate than China or Sth Korea or Italy? Because it's looking like that is obviously going to happen I think.



Not sure why only Americans seem so intent on arguing nothing to worry about, no need to prepare, its just like the Flu.

It's surreal to watch compared to the response here.

And the crazy thing is as soon as Trump says "this is a terrible situation"... I bet many of those same people saying there is no problem now will turn on a dime and become the huge panic merchants.

Optional is one of the sharpest guys on SBR. I think he knows the answer to the first sentence I put in bold above... but I'll remind him so everyone knows. It's because followers of Trump believe everything he says regardless of how easily disprovable they are. BetOnline had a Prop Bet for how many lies Trump would tell at his SoTU speech. It went over 27.5. Even when he was trying his best not to lie in a thoroughly prepared speech he still told 28+ verifiable lies in just over an hour. Compound that with the THOUSANDS of other easily disprovable lies he's told, and his followers STILL trust him because they worship him like a cult leader. Look at the tweet below from Trump:

THIS is why only Americans seem so intent on arguing nothing to worry about. Btw, your last sentence is spot on. Great post overall in fact.

Right now I'm actually kind of impressed with the job Mike Pence is doing. He seems to be at least attempting to tell the truth about this and appears to be taking this seriously. If he keeps this up, it wouldn't surprise me if Trump fires him. Trump is notorious for firing people that tell the truth.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Not surprised. He always struck me as someone who acts super smart but can really do dumb things like staying a hi virus location. Australia has a large population from Southern China.

They believe Tom caught it in The US.

[louisvillekid]

Looks like Forrest Gump couldn't outrun the coronavirus.

There was a thread going on twitter with people just listing all the things Tom Hanks had survived. It was like "Tom survived Vietnam.", "Tom survived getting caught by pirates." . "Tom survived a volcano." and so on and so on.
Two that made me laugh were something like "Tom survived a house that almost cost him his marriage." and "Tom survived a big dog's slobbering tongue."

[JIBBBY]

Tom just called into a news station.. He said him and wife are doing just fine, little bit of flu like symptoms that's it. This Corona crap is over blown.

Like I said I'm not afraid to get it now. I don't wanna get it though..

[Kermit]

There are almost 5,000 listings on Ebay for Toilet paper.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l1313&_nkw=toilet+paper&_sacat=0

[louisvillekid]

There are almost 5,000 listings on Ebay for Toilet paper.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_fro...paper&_sacat=0

And not one symptom listed with Corona as being diarrhea. If worse came to worst, I have a huge bookcase filled with old books. But my local dollar store around the corner and closest grocery, both have plenty of paper products.

[PittsburghPlayer]

Optional is one of the sharpest guys on SBR. I think he knows the answer to the first sentence I put in bold above... but I'll remind him so everyone knows. It's because followers of Trump believe everything he says regardless of how easily disprovable they are. BetOnline had a Prop Bet for how many lies Trump would tell at his SoTU speech. It went over 27.5. Even when he was trying his best not to lie in a thoroughly prepared speech he still told 28+ verifiable lies in just over an hour. Compound that with the THOUSANDS of other easily disprovable lies he's told, and his followers STILL trust him because they worship him like a cult leader. Look at the tweet below from Trump:

THIS is why only Americans seem so intent on arguing nothing to worry about. Btw, your last sentence is spot on. Great post overall in fact.

Right now I'm actually kind of impressed with the job Mike Pence is doing. He seems to be at least attempting to tell the truth about this and appears to be taking this seriously. If he keeps this up, it wouldn't surprise me if Trump fires him. Trump is notorious for firing people that tell the truth.

sure, most of you have never heard of this man/poster Mr John Galt, but got damn is he smart

dig that shit
sinceriously

[JIBBBY]

^^^ Trump keeping it positive and doesn't wanna panic the Nation and markets any more then it already is.. He's cancelled flights to Europe now.. That's pretty extreme..

President doing all he possibly can.. You Libs think he should go in the basement of the White House and find a cure for this crap himself..

Trump haters man!! ..

[G Anon Dropout]

he got it from that tramp Jenny.

[pologq]

we need this guy to help us all