Tom Hanks has coronavirus

[DiggityDaggityDo]

we need this guy to help us all

(Rita) Wilson is his wife.

And they are stuck on an island (Australia) once again.

Oh fawk

[johnnyvegas13]

(Rita) Wilson is his wife.

And they are stuck on an island (Australia) once again.

Oh fawk

Funny his wife's last name is Wilson

[PittsburghPlayer]

^^^ Trump keeping it positive and doesn't wanna panic the Nation and markets any more then it already is.. He's cancelled flights to Europe now.. That's pretty extreme..

President doing all he possibly can.. You Libs think he should go in the basement of the White House and find a cure for this crap himself..

Trump haters man!! ..

if you are calling me a Trump hater, please stop
I only detest all men that abuse their power, including myself for when I`ve done wrong

these days I only hate the combination of stupid and hateful, like the rest of you good fukks do
so might you please, get and stay the fukk off me until I give you reason

[JIBBBY]

[pologq]

when she has a phat ass and starts bouncing on your meat

[jjgold]

Most people are fine

[Cuse0323]

There are almost 5,000 listings on Ebay for Toilet paper.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_fro...paper&_sacat=0

I got rolls for sale if anyone is in need. Accepting BTC. Free shipping.

[PittsburghPlayer]

fukk Tom Hanks
PittPlyr has boner virus, keep pounding it down, slowly
and every few days or less it comes back

is this normal?
is DR Ruth dead yet? dig `er up, I gotta know

thnx

[PittsburghPlayer]

Most people are fine

who is the asshole that is finding this amusing
man, gotta give that fukker credit
just keeps laughing like this is a joke

[Crayzee]

Good - i hope he can spread it to some of his scumbag holly weird buddies

[Cuse0323]

Too bad it wasn’t around a month ago for the Oscars. Could have had widespread infections in the movie industry. A little dose of reality for those in the bubble of wealth, and fame. Then Trump really would have been getting reamed. Celebrity fanboys would have his head on a stake.

[mpaschal34]

Heard he just died....that was quick.

This Virus is a b1tch!

We’re all done....Game Over!!!

[QuantumLeap]

There was a thread going on twitter with people just listing all the things Tom Hanks had survived. It was like "Tom survived Vietnam.", "Tom survived getting caught by pirates." . "Tom survived a volcano." and so on and so on.
Two that made me laugh were something like "Tom survived a house that almost cost him his marriage." and "Tom survived a big dog's slobbering tongue."

Tom survived dressing as a woman to get cheaper rent.

[QuantumLeap]

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Is Rita Wilson related to the volleyball?

No, but I'll bet during foreplay he paints his hand red and slaps her bare ass and yells "Wilson!"

[JohnGalt2341]

Tom survived dressing as a woman to get cheaper rent.

I forgot about Bosom Buddies. Even when I was a kid I thought the premise of this show was ridiculous... but I watched it anyway. It made Three's Company almost look realistic.

[Cuse0323]

There is currently a 9.2% death rate for anyone with diabetes over all age groups.

Know anyone with diabetes?

Males are almost twice as likely to die as women, so if it there is a 0.5% risk for your age group, it's actually more like 0.65% for you and 0.35% for your female friends that are the same age and health status.

If you are a male with cardiovascular disease of any age, then you you are approaching a 4-1 chance of dying if you get it right now.

Are you sure we should not worry about any of them? That's going to add up to 10s of millions of people worldwide in the end.

Wouldn't it be shameful if the richest country in the world ended up with a worse death rate than China or Sth Korea or Italy? Because it's looking like that is obviously going to happen I think.



Not sure why only Americans seem so intent on arguing nothing to worry about, no need to prepare, its just like the Flu.

It's surreal to watch compared to the response here.

And the crazy thing is as soon as Trump says "this is a terrible situation"... I bet many of those same people saying there is no problem now will turn on a dime and become the huge panic merchants.

Nope. I do not. Some quack told me I had it, but turned out to be from all the pasta I eat. So, all is well in Cuser land. I’ll do my due diligence, as to not infect my elderly gramma, who would most likely croak, but that’s about it. I do have HBP, and cholesterol, so maybe I will be granted a sweet release from life, but not sure that’s exactly cardiovascular disease. Who knows with all the alcohol, and cocaine my heart has endured. It probably ain’t what it used to be. Though, my immune system is that of the Gods, and the envy of mere mortals. Years of conditioning it with every germ I could find, and avoiding antibiotics has built a factory that is second to none. I still like my odds at 91.8% survival. 20%, well I’m chasing a live dog, and hoping for the upset.

[louisvillekid]

Tom survived dressing as a woman to get cheaper rent.

I think i seen someone list "Tom survived a Bosom buddy."

It was a long thread by time i seen it, and some people were repeating what others had already listed. It was basically if he was in a movie or a tv show, people were listing how he survived this or that, even if it wasn't technically a threat. Like someone posted "Tom survived a mermaid."

[QuantumLeap]

The latest in the saga:

[Optional]

Nope. I do not. Some quack told me I had it, but turned out to be from all the pasta I eat. So, all is well in Cuser land. I’ll do my due diligence, as to not infect my elderly gramma, who would most likely croak, but that’s about it. I do have HBP, and cholesterol, so maybe I will be granted a sweet release from life, but not sure that’s exactly cardiovascular disease. Who knows with all the alcohol, and cocaine my heart has endured. It probably ain’t what it used to be. Though, my immune system is that of the Gods, and the envy of mere mortals. Years of conditioning it with every germ I could find, and avoiding antibiotics has built a factory that is second to none. I still like my odds at 91.8% survival. 20%, well I’m chasing a live dog, and hoping for the upset.

I'm a bit the same, not that healthy or fit, irregular heartbeat, mild COPD so lungs compromised already.

So I could be in a risk group to die. But not panicking. If I happen to be unlucky enough to be badly affected, I live 5 minutes from the leading public hospital preparing for it and feel like they could keep my alive through the bad days.

I'd almost like to get it and get over it, so I could take advantage of all the super cheap travel and hotel deals and lack for crowds.

[JohnGalt2341]

I'm a bit the same, not that healthy or fit, irregular heartbeat, mild COPD so lungs compromised already.

So I could be in a risk group to die. But not panicking. If I happen to be unlucky enough to be badly affected, I live 5 minutes from the leading public hospital preparing for it and feel like they could keep my alive through the bad days.

I'd almost like to get it and get over it, so I could take advantage of all the super cheap travel and hotel deals and lack for crowds.

I was thinking the same thing... but do we know for sure that a person will be immune to it after they get it once?

[JIBBBY]

We need death pool celebrity odds up on the board..