Any of you have a Feb 29th birthday?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

If your birthday is Feb 29th and you are a fat fuk then I have fantastic news for you.

Get ready to eat!

Grab your ID to prove to these restaurants that it is your birthday, then do the following:

First, head over to Norms for breakfast. They will give you a free 4 Deuces breakfast

Breakfast does not stop there though. Next, go to Denny's for a free Grand Slam.

For lunch go to Farmer Boys for a free Big Cheese cheeseburger.

Then go to Villa Italian Kitchen for a free slice of pizza.


Then if you have a KwikChek near you, stop by for a free taco.

For dessert go to Olive Garden and get 4 free Dolcinis.

Finish your trip at Milk Bar to get a free Mini BIRTHDAY CAKE!

That's it. Easy as pie. Or cake.

[CWD]

these places are cheaping out for something so rare

also krispy kreme will set you up with 5 dozen at hospital if u have baby and you tweet them

[CWD]

$2.29 entrees at olive garden for every1

[DiggityDaggityDo]

CWD I already got a fake ID with 2/29 birthday. Let me know if you need one, I got a guy.

[CWD]

thx but I live next to hospital im going to hang out there let the doughnuts roll in i read they are delivering str8 to hospitals after the tweets

[DiggityDaggityDo]

OK Let me know if it works. I might do that too.

[KVB]

I'm not so sure about getting a taco from a place called KwikChek, even if it is free.

[stevenash]

My wife’s birthday is today.

[KVB]

My wife’s birthday is today.

Today is the 28th, Steve.

She doesn't get any free meals, today is for the 29th birthdays.

She's fukked.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Yeah, she's fukked.

No KwikCheck taco for her.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'm not so sure about getting a taco from a place called KwikChek, even if it is free.

What about the mac n cheese, KVB?

Would you eat the mac n cheese?

https://kwikchek.com/

[KVB]

No.

I'd ask to trade my free taco in for a free donut as well...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Pay attention KVB.

If you want donuts you have to go to the hospital.

[stevenash]

Today is the 28th, Steve.

She doesn't get any free meals, today is for the 29th birthdays.

She's fukked.

If tomorrow was her birthday she’d be 11 years old then I’d be fukked.

[KVB]

What about the mac n cheese, KVB?

Would you eat the mac n cheese?

https://kwikchek.com/

That taco looks kind of good, best thing in the picture...

[Shute]

Best day to have a birthday
Don’t age just
Have at the Florida Bama line

[Big Bear]

CWD I already got a fake ID with 2/29 birthday. Let me know if you need one, I got a guy.

send me one pal

[DiggityDaggityDo]

send me one pal

PM me a photo of yourself for the ID card (pantless preferred)

Then you have to come pick it up, it wont get there in time if I mail it.

Today, WE EAT!!!

[Sam Odom]

Have at the Florida Bama line

[funnyb25]

Happy Birthday Lena Gercke!!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Tremendous post, Funny.

It's Ja Rule's birthday also.

[funnyb25]

She is horny as shit

[KVB]

Funnyb, I google "horny as shit" and found this...

[Sam Odom]

Stop

[KVB]

Stop

[MinnesotaFats]

Tremendous post, Funny.

It's Ja Rule's birthday also.

Ja Rule just played a free concert here in ft myers for fat Tuesday.

Noone showed up

Guy must be hurting for $

[funnyb25]

Hahahaah KVB already drunk!!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Hahahaah KVB already drunk!!

Doubt it.

Probably just coronavirus

[funnyb25]

Doubt it.

Probably just coronavirus

Same thing dude

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Same thing dude

[Booya711]

I visit craft breweries...weekly trips to airports and on airplanes, and work in hospitals......that fukking virus aint touching me

[funnyb25]

I visit craft breweries...weekly trips to airports and on airplanes, and work in hospitals......that fukking virus aint touching me

It will be the mother fuker who never leaves the house who gets it. LMAO

[Booya711]

It will be the mother fuker who never leaves the house who gets it. LMAO

Bingo...the person will get it because they went to Costco 50 fukking times to stock up on ramen and rice

[funnyb25]

Bingo...the person will get it because they went to Costco 50 fukking times to stock up on ramen and rice

And gas that was 1 cent cheaper than the typical station. Can't make these broke dick loser jews up

[KVB]

Same thing dude