Here is what it is going to be like:
- There is some big half-empty conference room. SBR John and some helpers are setting up a microphone and projector, etc.
- SBR posters stroll in, shy/nervous, hands in pocket, weakly introduce themselves to John. These posters are all internet tough guys who now feel weak in their skin, only 150lbs, glasses, fanny pack, etc.
- A few more posters come in. People whisper "who is that guy? is that pavy? is that compaqdork?". Everyone is nervous and looking each other in the eye trying to figure out who everybody is.
- You look around the room and see what a bunch of losers you all are. Barreled in fukkin gamblers, 98.994% squares, talking about sammy and tsoprano.
- There are at least 10 guys in socks and sandals (socks pulled up almost to knees)
- Awards are given out for lame things, a stupid video is shown. Mods defend why they banned certain people.
- Justin7 will be wearing a tuxedo and running prisoner's dilemma experiments to justify his erroneous application of the theory
- IWinyourmoney will be in his element, getting to pretend to be big time around all other posters, flashing cash and grabbing waitresses asses. Except he will go home 10k poorer and wack himself off in the airplane washroom.
This is why I am not going. I am 120lbs dripping wet, glasses 8" thick, and worried Vegas Dave will use me for a toothpick.
- There is some big half-empty conference room. SBR John and some helpers are setting up a microphone and projector, etc.
- SBR posters stroll in, shy/nervous, hands in pocket, weakly introduce themselves to John. These posters are all internet tough guys who now feel weak in their skin, only 150lbs, glasses, fanny pack, etc.
- A few more posters come in. People whisper "who is that guy? is that pavy? is that compaqdork?". Everyone is nervous and looking each other in the eye trying to figure out who everybody is.
- You look around the room and see what a bunch of losers you all are. Barreled in fukkin gamblers, 98.994% squares, talking about sammy and tsoprano.
- There are at least 10 guys in socks and sandals (socks pulled up almost to knees)
- Awards are given out for lame things, a stupid video is shown. Mods defend why they banned certain people.
- Justin7 will be wearing a tuxedo and running prisoner's dilemma experiments to justify his erroneous application of the theory
- IWinyourmoney will be in his element, getting to pretend to be big time around all other posters, flashing cash and grabbing waitresses asses. Except he will go home 10k poorer and wack himself off in the airplane washroom.
This is why I am not going. I am 120lbs dripping wet, glasses 8" thick, and worried Vegas Dave will use me for a toothpick.
Also very nice avatar selection this month!
