Post in this thread and I will tell you your future

[dlowilly]

Just give me some random info about you first and i will go from there

[Bostongambler]

I’m super cool. I’m a Taurus. I enjoy long walks on the beach and the ladies refer to me as Horse or Tiger.


Thanks dl

[Otters27]

Help me. I love sports but hate them also because I get pissed really easy. A little bit manic depression as well. Figure you know other stuff from my SBR posting history

[dlowilly]

I’m super cool. I’m a Taurus. I enjoy long walks on the beach and the ladies refer to me as Horse or Tiger.


Thanks dl

You will die an old man in your rocking chair drinking red bulls on your Cape Cod beach house porch while two women whose ages added up are still younger than you continue to blow you.

[dlowilly]

Help me. I love sports but hate them also because I get pissed really easy. A little bit manic depression as well. Figure you know other stuff from my SBR posting history

You will eventually have an epiphany that there are more important things in life than sports and especially betting. Slowly but surely you wean urself off of the thrill of gambling and divert your energy to a more productive career (the details of which I'm a bit foggy about) in which you become wildly rich and successful. I see you enjoying your new life for several years but unfortunately I also see an untimely death but without much pain. Ironically your eldest child chooses your casket with a coin flip.

[Otters27]

You will eventually have an epiphany that there are more important things in life than sports and especially betting. Slowly but surely you wean urself off of the thrill of gambling and divert your energy to a more productive career (the details of which I'm a bit foggy about) in which you become wildly rich and successful. I see you enjoying your new life for several years but unfortunately I also see an untimely death but without much pain. Ironically your eldest child chooses your casket with a coin flip.

Wow. At least I'll have joy for a bit. Can't escape death when it's your time. Good write up

[Bostongambler]

You will die an old man in your rocking chair drinking red bulls on your Cape Cod beach house porch while two women whose ages added up are still younger than you continue to blow you.

That’s exactly what my 3rd grade teacher said. I’ll take it!

[cincinnatikid513]

i'm white, hate black people with a passion, obsess over funnyb and i'm a whiny little b at the poker tables when i lose

[mpaschal34]

This should be good....

[inmyownzone]

Let’s see what you got bro

[dlowilly]

Let’s see what you got bro

need more info

[daneblazer]

How’s the centaur

[Sam Odom]

Sammy likes :


Pina Coladas

Getting caught in the rain

Making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape

[dlowilly]

Guys I can't do this with just whatever thought pops in ur head or whatever song is on the radio

[jjgold]

Call me

[Bcatswin]

Get a hold of baldy after you get a hold of me

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Do me, Willy.

I like to pound:

Beer
Pussy
Winners

Umfortunately I suck at the last two.

I live in California and eat delicous food that is horrible for my body.

Also, I spend way too much time on SBR and pornography video sites.

I do not live in my parents basement. I actually have a nice house and nice car.

At the moment I may have jock itch or some sort of male yeast infection. I’m not sure what it is but I have to get it checked out.

Let me know if you need more info, Willy.

[joey sangria]

Since you can see into the future, I'm thinking about growing either OBSoul33t's Bubba X Cherry Aliendog or Phinest Lab's GMO X Lava Cake for my next pot crop. Can you look into your crystal ball and tell me which one i end up growing. Thanks buddy.

[mikejamm]

Same pathetic drivel from this basement living TDS sufferer. Sad and old.

Yeah, as opposed to you still living in mommy’s basement, eating ramen and posting fake bullshit trips to Vegas. Post one thing that proves you went to Vegas asshole. Make a liar outta me, you ball less piece of worthless shit!

[CanuckG]

Yeah, as opposed to you still living in mommy’s basement, eating ramen and posting fake bullshit trips to Vegas. Post one thing that proves you went to Vegas asshole. Make a liar outta me, you ball less piece of worthless shit!

What's wrong with ramen?

[dlowilly]

Call me

Hmm this is some interesting stuff I see in ur future

You decide to delve in to the fantasy sports world this NFL season and stumble upon a software glitch that allows you to change your lineup after game lock. You're smart about it of course as a savvy gambler, and spread it out with moderate wins over multiple accounts to not arouse suspicion.

With your new financial success you start travelling around the world, yet still struggle with the ladies. You eventually travel to some exotic location I'm a bit foggy on, and you discover a secret cove full of oysters that along with 10x the normal aphrodisiac contain some sort of chemical that temporarily doubles your rooster size to 5.5 inches when you eat them.

Someday not long after that you are enjoying a beautiful day in your oceanfront home and you decide to cook or toast some kind of bread or pita or something for your 3 Eastern European girlfriends laying around your pool. You get distracted while in the kitchen talking to an old friend from Allentown on the phone and make some kind of tragic mistake, electrocuting yourself. I'm seeing maybe a fork and a toaster but can't be sure.

To be honest i'm having difficulty reading your future jj and I must tell you there is also a chance you fall ill and die from ingesting bad oysters before you find the magic ones

[dlowilly]

Do me, Willy.

I like to pound:

Beer
Pussy
Winners

Umfortunately I suck at the last two.

I live in California and eat delicous food that is horrible for my body.

Also, I spend way too much time on SBR and pornography video sites.

I do not live in my parents basement. I actually have a nice house and nice car.

At the moment I may have jock itch or some sort of male yeast infection. I’m not sure what it is but I have to get it checked out.

Let me know if you need more info, Willy.

Oh wow diggity this isn't great but here goes

I see in your near future a growing discomfort with your ailment so much so that you try to drown your sorrows in beer, pussy, and gambling.

Since you are awful at the last two you can only get illegal alien pussy and you lose all your money gambling. With your last few dollars you can scrape together you head to the clinic and find out you have a rare form of crotch eating virus.

Tragically you also infected many illegal chicas who track you down and start beating on your doors and windows. With your house in foreclosure you decide to go the cash for auto title route and head south of the border to find an affordable alternative medicine practice. You gather together all the illegal chicas you infected and lead a rare southward moving caravan into Mexico.

At first your caravan makes the news and you think maybe people will want to donate, but then they have to stop covering it because everyone is constantly grabbing and scratching their privates so it isn't suitable for tv. You are then soon forgotten about when Alexandria Ocasio Cortez makes headlines getting trapped in her refrigerator.

Well South of the Border and tired and hungry you and your caravan are running out of options. Three of your chicas approach you and they each claim they know someone different who can help. To try to convince you, the one on the left shakes her , the one on the right twerks, and the one in the middle shoves a rotten ear of corn down her throat. I don't know which one you choose because I can't read your future past this point. Good luck

[dlowilly]

Yeah, as opposed to you still living in mommy’s basement, eating ramen and posting fake bullshit trips to Vegas. Post one thing that proves you went to Vegas asshole. Make a liar outta me, you ball less piece of worthless shit!

No special talent needed to see what's in this POS's future

A painful end if he ever shows up at a bash or he chokes to death on one of the many cocks he gobbles constantly

[dlowilly]

Since you can see into the future, I'm thinking about growing either OBSoul33t's Bubba X Cherry Aliendog or Phinest Lab's GMO X Lava Cake for my next pot crop. Can you look into your crystal ball and tell me which one i end up growing. Thanks buddy.

I'm sorry but pot smoke neutralizes my reading abilities. I'm leaning toward lava cake but that could be because I saw someone eating a lava cake earlier.

[TheMetsSuck]

New Yorker who just decided to move to LA. Buying a home in Toluca Lake with a girl I've been on an off again with since college. I am a scumbag who has cheated on her while dating long distance (just physical). I gamble way tooooo much. I smoke a lot of weed and drink a lot of beer. I am in good shape and play in a few sports leagues (humble brag). I have 2 dogs coming with me. I have a huge heart but gambling and drugs are slowly transforming me into brock landers. Is my destiny written in stone or can I still change things?

[sweethook]

vote democrat to make america 3rd world .. MA3W

[Cuse0323]

I break my back for peanuts. I’m into drugs, booze, and gambling. Trump supporter, but mainly a liberal hater. I go all in with everything. Especially women. I’m dealing with a bitch who basically fcked me over after I was ready to marry her, and baby her up. I have an old ass dog, who can still jump on the counter, and likes to eat out of the sink when I’m gone. I’m stuck in the cesspool called Florida with no friends. I’m lonely, but everyone is lonely, so I know at least I’m not alone.

[jts1207]

Yeah, as opposed to you still living in mommy’s basement, eating ramen and posting fake bullshit trips to Vegas. Post one thing that proves you went to Vegas asshole. Make a liar outta me, you ball less piece of worthless shit!

Posted and proven. I'm sure I won't hear a response today from you as it's welfare check day. Enjoy your potted meats from Walmart loser.

[Optional]

Oh wow diggity this isn't great but here goes

I see in your near future a growing discomfort with your ailment so much so that you try to drown your sorrows in beer, pussy, and gambling.

Since you are awful at the last two you can only get illegal alien pussy and you lose all your money gambling. With your last few dollars you can scrape together you head to the clinic and find out you have a rare form of crotch eating virus.

Tragically you also infected many illegal chicas who track you down and start beating on your doors and windows. With your house in foreclosure you decide to go the cash for auto title route and head south of the border to find an affordable alternative medicine practice. You gather together all the illegal chicas you infected and lead a rare southward moving caravan into Mexico.

At first your caravan makes the news and you think maybe people will want to donate, but then they have to stop covering it because everyone is constantly grabbing and scratching their privates so it isn't suitable for tv. You are then soon forgotten about when Alexandria Ocasio Cortez makes headlines getting trapped in her refrigerator.

Well South of the Border and tired and hungry you and your caravan are running out of options. Three of your chicas approach you and they each claim they know someone different who can help. To try to convince you, the one on the left shakes her , the one on the right twerks, and the one in the middle shoves a rotten ear of corn down her throat. I don't know which one you choose because I can't read your future past this point. Good luck

^^^ this is why I don't want to know.

Prefer to find out the bad news as a surprise.