Everyone is in the closet when it comes to liking a certain song or singer that they will fight to the tooth saying they can't stand when someone walks into the room catching you listening to it or them.Any closet Village People listeners here?How about Barry Mannilow?My guess is that Barry Mannilow would be the absolute most denied listened to singer on the planet.I don't mean that he has a huge following,I mean that he probably has the most closet listeners of any one singer who will deny liking him.Anyone else have a singer or group that would be worse to admitting liking?
If anyone orders an as seen on tv infomercial Barry Mannilow CD set and calls in the order,the operator assures them it will be sent in a plain paper wrapper to secure your identity.Your postman would probably chew you out and spread the rumor that you are a Mannilow fan if they didn't conceal the wrapper.It's worse than traficking in kiddy porn.Can you imagine if you ordered a Barry Mannilow CD set and it didn't get to you where you had to call your credit card company to dispute the charge?You would have to tell some hot young broad customer service rep at the bank that it was a Barry Mannilow CD.You would hear snickering and laughing.
The music industry should give out the stigma attached award each year to the song least likely admitted to being listened to that sold alot of copies.
I think that show tunes would top the list along with the music of your life stations and disco as to what gets denied listened to the most.Anything that reminds guys of either maybe being gay or getting older.hehe!
Anyone remember those records at the time that used to be peddled on tv that were by the Mom and Dad's?If any of your grandparents or parents have the Best of the Mom and Dad's,it's a keepsake collectors item.Listen to the damn thing and you will laugh so hard you might die laughing-crying.Every friggin song sounds exactly the same with this droaning off key saxophone and these horse shoe cloppiting noises in the background.Then when you see their faces on the cover,it gets even more hilarious.You know you are past being a cadaver when you listen to the Mom and Dad's.If some inner city gang banger rapper thinks he's tough,he should just play the Mom and Dad's,Lawrence Welk or Mitch Miller when driving around the hood with open windows in the summer.
Come on,everyone likes Mitch Miller music!Follow the bouncing ball!
This all would be a great theme for some minor league baseball team to pick up on for a promotion?They could have a closet on wheels where they load you up annonymously under the bleechers and they could haul you out in the closet to the pitchers mound and you could sing karaoke to one of these above mentioned songs.Lucky fans could pummel the closet with balls thrown from home plate or golf shot,football kicked,tennis racket hit,La Crosse belted to win contests .Whoever hits the latch on the closet to open it up exposing the singer wins a prize.They could have free haircuts for anyone that wants a Barry Mannilow cut.Tickets and airfare to see Barry live in Vegas.1 free order of quiche for each paying customer and last but not least,tickets to be given away for cat grooming.
You know that you are pussy whipped when you promise your wife or girlfriend that on your Vegas trip you will take in a Barry Mannilow show.
If anyone orders an as seen on tv infomercial Barry Mannilow CD set and calls in the order,the operator assures them it will be sent in a plain paper wrapper to secure your identity.Your postman would probably chew you out and spread the rumor that you are a Mannilow fan if they didn't conceal the wrapper.It's worse than traficking in kiddy porn.Can you imagine if you ordered a Barry Mannilow CD set and it didn't get to you where you had to call your credit card company to dispute the charge?You would have to tell some hot young broad customer service rep at the bank that it was a Barry Mannilow CD.You would hear snickering and laughing.
The music industry should give out the stigma attached award each year to the song least likely admitted to being listened to that sold alot of copies.
I think that show tunes would top the list along with the music of your life stations and disco as to what gets denied listened to the most.Anything that reminds guys of either maybe being gay or getting older.hehe!
Anyone remember those records at the time that used to be peddled on tv that were by the Mom and Dad's?If any of your grandparents or parents have the Best of the Mom and Dad's,it's a keepsake collectors item.Listen to the damn thing and you will laugh so hard you might die laughing-crying.Every friggin song sounds exactly the same with this droaning off key saxophone and these horse shoe cloppiting noises in the background.Then when you see their faces on the cover,it gets even more hilarious.You know you are past being a cadaver when you listen to the Mom and Dad's.If some inner city gang banger rapper thinks he's tough,he should just play the Mom and Dad's,Lawrence Welk or Mitch Miller when driving around the hood with open windows in the summer.
Come on,everyone likes Mitch Miller music!Follow the bouncing ball!
This all would be a great theme for some minor league baseball team to pick up on for a promotion?They could have a closet on wheels where they load you up annonymously under the bleechers and they could haul you out in the closet to the pitchers mound and you could sing karaoke to one of these above mentioned songs.Lucky fans could pummel the closet with balls thrown from home plate or golf shot,football kicked,tennis racket hit,La Crosse belted to win contests .Whoever hits the latch on the closet to open it up exposing the singer wins a prize.They could have free haircuts for anyone that wants a Barry Mannilow cut.Tickets and airfare to see Barry live in Vegas.1 free order of quiche for each paying customer and last but not least,tickets to be given away for cat grooming.
You know that you are pussy whipped when you promise your wife or girlfriend that on your Vegas trip you will take in a Barry Mannilow show.
