VIDEO SERIES: JJ "PossumBoy" Gold makes a surprise visit to DonkLand, gets thrown out

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    VIDEO SERIES: JJ "PossumBoy" Gold makes a surprise visit to DonkLand, gets thrown out
    we all know the surprise antics of JJ "PossumBoy" Gold....

    shows up at the SBR Bash unannounced, and guys had to hold me back from beating his ass.....

    well, after he dissed me in POTM last month, I guess he was feeling bad about that, and he decides, right on the verge of my big 30,000th SBR post to pay me a surprise visit.....

    yep, this snarling guy:






    well, low and behold, I walk out of the house early this morning, and there he is, sleeping near my front lawn.....

    I immediately grab my phone and start the videos rollin'......


  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    after pleading with me to stay for my next party and to generally hang out and bum money off me so he can place bets with my local and hit Naskila with us for some Indian slot action, I have to curb him before the babes show up for the day.....:

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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      final thoughts on curbin' ol Possumboy..... "can I get a ___ ___"


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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            This guy a wise ass
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            • Bostongambler
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 02-01-08
              • 35581

              #7
              Possums are people to you know.
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              • bonzaii
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 07-07-17
                • 5000

                #8
                haha quality video
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                • mpaschal34
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-04-13
                  • 12087

                  #9
                  Donk....get your windshield fixed!
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                  • packerd_00
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-22-13
                    • 17811

                    #10
                    Thought I spotted JJ when I was driving down this old country road the other night,he was scurrying off into the bush.
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                    • KVB
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-29-14
                      • 74817

                      #11


                      Nice vid Donk!
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mpaschal34
                        Donk....get your windshield fixed!
                        fukkin' Beto O'Rorke supporter who I flipped off as I drove by him threw a goddam old english 800 40oz bottle at me as I was leaving court the other day, haven't had time to get that shit fixed, then one of the spider-webbed-cracks grew halfway across the bitch in the 100 degree heat...... if those fukkin' streets weren't one way and busy, I'd have abandoned the ride and beat his ass.... I could see him drop his fukkin' sign and start runnin' the opposite way of traffic as I hit my brakes (almost getting my ass rear-ended), so it was pointless to try to run him down in a f'n double-breasted $2,000.00 suit.......

                        I'll run that fukker down if he's outside the courthouse marchin' next week.....
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                        • Thrilla
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-10-15
                          • 13809

                          #13
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                          • The Kraken
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-25-11
                            • 28918

                            #14
                            Donk is landing with haymakers, JJ may never recover from this. Definite CTE
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              good thing JJ didn't bring mayella and her kids down here, or I probably would have had to use one of these f'n nooses on his ass and dragged him off into the woods.....






                              or I could have simply hired these dainty fahgs in the video to gently remove them from DonkLand.....

                              ah, who am I kiddin', the last time it was two possums in the can, there were two shots fired from a .22 long rifle into their domes......

                              I'd have unloaded two clips into jj, mayella and the kids faster than a chicago cop on an unarmed black man..........
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                              • packerd_00
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-22-13
                                • 17811

                                #16
                                Next time JJ sneaks back onto your property,just get a bloody rat trap.
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  everyone tough behind a keyboard
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #18
                                    move a little closer to me, possum boy, scoot over just a little bit more....


                                    a little more.....


                                    one step closer, you snaggle-toothed short-kahked kahksucker.....


                                    a little bit more.....


                                    one more weensy bitty step......






                                    BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!




                                    GOTCHA, YOU MOTHER FUKKER!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Tauntint is a violation as it could possibly mean infractions if I sign off on it
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                                      • jtoler
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 12-17-13
                                        • 30967

                                        #20
                                        all jokes aside do you really think you could take jj? he looks a little buff.
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          I was face to face with him at the Bash..... he was trembling and the whites of his eyes were bigger than most of mike tyson's tomato can opponents' eyes as the met with tyson in the middle of the ring pre-fight.....

                                          he wanted none of the ass whuppin' I'd have laid down on him if I hadn't been preoccupied with getting my wife naked upstairs in our upgraded suite.....

                                          a closer question would be whether my wife could take him..... with one hand behind her back....
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Auto showing me up after we shook hands

                                            Now I am going to fuk you up
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                                            • KVB
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 05-29-14
                                              • 74817

                                              #23
                                              29,998

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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                KVB now in uncharted area

                                                scary for him
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                                                • The Kraken
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 12-25-11
                                                  • 28918

                                                  #25
                                                  29,999

                                                  Here...... We...... GO
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                                                  • icon
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-09-18
                                                    • 3466

                                                    #26
                                                    JJgold is nothing but a troll. How is he still relevant?
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                                                    • JIBBBY
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 12-10-09
                                                      • 83686

                                                      #27
                                                      LOL...

                                                      Should see the size of the possums out here in Cali, size of small dogs.. That's a little guy...
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