SIGN-UP SHEET--DONK'S 30.000TH POST COMMEMORATIVE VIDEO--shout out!!!!

[Auto Donk]

f'n hurricane harvey derailed my plans for a 20,000th commemorative vid; and I was doin' my best judge kavanaugh impersonation around 25k, my similar love of beer rendering me unable to make that vid, so we're shooting for a vid for 30K.....


sign up below if you want a shout out, insult, praise, advice, beer, pu$$y, whatever........



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[cincinnatikid513]

shout out to the astros

[QuangX]

look

[Auto Donk]

ps.... special shout out to waves, who reminded me of this rapidly-approaching SBR MILESTONE.... BUT for him asking for a shout out on my 30,000th post, I'm pretty sure I'd have sailed right by it without mention.....

kudos to waves for bringing us the sure-to-be SBR CLASSIC VID........

[Hman]

Congrats on your soon to be 30,000 Donk

[slayer14]

I sign up

[DiggityDaggityDo]

This is going to be epic.

I’m in!

[Optional]

Don't miss me.

[daneblazer]

Congrats Donk

what was your most memorable sbr poker hand?

[Auto Donk]

Congrats Donk

what was your most memorable sbr poker hand?

i will disclose this information 3 minutes and 21 seconds into the video.....


(this time travelling shit is great)

[stevenash]

Good work Donker, I feel like a slacker with my 27,515 posts.

[jts1207]

The lib bashing will be epic in this video. I'm in.

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

You fukkin had the SBR bash Poker tourney. Fukking Guy ...congrats on 30 k hope you get a full house flop

[Auto Donk]

You fukkin had the SBR bash Poker tourney. Fukking Guy ...congrats on 30 k hope you get a full house flop

hated the damn reshuffle of the seats upon the final table being set; I had the ten seat (that bracerman took over) and was getting cards out the ass in the ten, got moved to the five (which had been the death seat most players at my table crashed and burned from) and got no decent cards other than ace-ten suited, which I shoved with and stole the blinds once we were down to 4 players.....

after that, card dead til the bitter end, when I came over the top on my bb with 10,9 suited and got called by the eventual winner with k3 off...... cost him a third or a little more than that of his stack to call, but he did it and the board ran dry.....

[jjgold]

fuk you AUTO!!!

[USCPHILLYGUY]

29.5K bashing waves

congrats

[smokenjoke]

Check.

[lakerboy]

Ok I'm in

[Al Masters]

Donk.. how’s the Pit Room?

know of it? If so any good?

Having dinner there in November
unless you tell me it’s no good.

Congrats on 30k posts.. I think.

[Auto Donk]

fuk you AUTO!!!

bend over, JJ......




I'll make you wish you were only playing "jelly watchers" instead of writhing in pain/pleasure......

[badgerguy]

Signing in

[Shute]

Let’s see what you got Donker

[Ebumdude]

Oh man. This better be good.

[stealthyburrito]

30,000 holy cow!! That more post than what the majority of SBR posters make in yearly salary.

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Count me in, Donk.

With a voice like yours you should be working in film (narrating like Morgan Freeman) or radio (like Howard Stern) or commercials (like Dennis Haysbert, the State Farm guy).

[stevenash]

Oh, I'm in by the way.

[vitterd]

Penny Donk is very dishonest.

He has wild conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton seizures. About envelope of money being handed to Fords lawyers. All these things debunked. This guy is wrong about everything.

Trust me when I say.....he never gets laid and has no clue about being a lawyer or anything about the law.

[packerd_00]

Get me on the list mate.

[trytrytry]

good poster this donk donk donk

[JoeCool20]

20 thou of his posts were infatuated posts about me. f\*g.

[Auto Donk]

Penny Donk is very dishonest.

He has wild conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton seizures. About envelope of money being handed to Fords lawyers. All these things debunked. This guy is wrong about everything.

Trust me when I say.....he never gets laid and has no clue about being a lawyer or anything about the law.

vittles, I'll spare the rest of the forum the "photographic evidence" that's been previously posted on SBR refuting this "never gets laid" fake news, or posting my bar card to dispel your other fake news, but safe to say you can find both of them on SBR....

PATHETIC non-pro rookie broke dik fuks should know not to challenge me..... on anything I say in a serious manner.... and trust me, I take sex serious.....

safe to say you can find it all on sbr....

I'll even give you a few starting places, you stupid fukkin' broke dik rookie:

read this, then go fuk yourself (literally -- and trust me, again, that you will probably rub some out while perusing my harem members of days gone past -- some even wearing in the photos the money shots I laced them with):

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/3031819-right-now-texas-our-strongest-sbr-state.html

fukkkin' prick.....

then search "donk's nice ass" on the sbr search bar, to see me pipin' a fine ass swinger babe while her husband shoots photos (and all over himself at her command later).....

stupid broke ass mutha fukka.........

[Auto Donk]

ps... as for my wild conspiracy hiLIARy seizure theories, I produce exhibits one,one,one,one,one,one¹ and two:



Exhibit one,one,one,one,one,one¹





Exhibit 2:





¹at least I think that's the number of uncontrollable, seizing head shakes the lying skank in blue involuntarily has during her seizure episode caught on film there........



ps, bdf rookie vittles, you should follow your chosen whore leader's advice, and go sip some cold f'n chai...... broke mutha fukka

[Auto Donk]

20 thou of his posts were infatuated posts about me. f\*g.

so, you are waves' ghost.... philly guy says it's only 18k or so posts about you

if ur talking about your ghost profile "joef'nfahg20", i'll give you $100 bucks if you can even find 100 where I mention you..... 500 betpoints if you can post 50 (in a separate thread, I don't want you cluttering up this sign up sheet with even the 2-3 where I call you a f'n idiot that can't play poker worth a shit, or called you out for sukkin' on waves' virtual schlong -- which in reality is a schshort)

[grease lightnin]

Everything Donk says about his exploits is true. I am very good at reading this type of thing and from hearing him tell it in person.... It is all true.

Donk, question: I have seen you trolling Bobbywavea, but have no idea why? Is there a back story to all that?

[BigOrange]

BigO in