Ode to Robyn

[KingRevolver]

It was the best of times
It was the worst of times
God - I love the smell of my balls in the morning
This Robyn is always on my mind
My heart is crying and churning

As the sky falls
The Bread becomes soggy
Her beauty still shines
But her vision yet foggy

The alarm sounds
Time for me to wake up
Love knows no bounds
SBR knows what's up

I must tell her
To get rid of Bread
And choose me
Instead
Oh - so many ways to rid of him
Roast or Toast
Maybe he'll grow mold
Nah - never
I shouldn't be so cold

The R is for her Radiance
She's like the sun
Hmm I think I wet my depends
I better run

The O is for Onner
The way he films us when she has the Taco Fever
I get a boner
I could never deceiver her

The B is for Breathtaking
This Bread kid
Will be in the oven baking
And he'll know the King's name

The Y is for Yearning
I yearn for my Queen
I heard Bread gets drunk
And becomes mean

The N is for Nectar
Oh that juice of her fruit
I shouldn't go too far
Or she'll give me the boot


Oh thy Queen!
Leave all your problems today
Slice the ***** up
And leave Tampa Bay


This is all a token
Of my appreciation for you
I hope the beast has not woken!
But the King has spoken!

[englishmike]

Oh dear. Robyn hasn't had this much unhealthy attention since Beat The Jerk went through his obsessive patch.

[KingRevolver]

Beat The Prick could never write such beautiful poetry! His way of expressing his love towards a woman is by telling her, "If I was a fly, I would land on you 'cause you da shit!"

Horrible.

[Robyn]

That is the most beautiful, yet creepy thing anyone has ever done for me.

[KingRevolver]

That is the most beautiful, yet creepy thing anyone has ever done for me.

Sweet

[KingRevolver]

Where's Bread when we don't need him.

[paco]

Lots of single , horny women available out there, kinger y r u obsessed over a happily married woman???

[KingRevolver]

Lots of single , horny women available out there, kinger y r u obsessed over a happily married woman???

Paco - How dare you question me.

She's not happy - she just doesn't know yet.

The King has spoken!

[paco]

Paco - How dare you question me.

She's not happy - she just doesn't know yet.

The King has spoken!

U speak very well, im sure ur not butt ugly, as long as it took u to write that poem u could have got laid and ur balls licked

[pavyracer]

Classy move. Trying to seduce the married woman with the wacko husband. Good luck staying alive.

[KingRevolver]

Quote:
Originally Posted by KingRevolver
Paco - How dare you question me.

She's not happy - she just doesn't know yet.

The King has spoken!

U speak very well, im sure ur not butt ugly, as long as it took u to write that poem u could have got laid and ur balls licked

It took me a whole month - so you're wrong.

[paco]

It took me a whole month - so you're wrong.

[flyingillini]

Do you think Bread really cheats on Robyn and she is ok with it? No joking but in all seriousness. I think he is probably faithful and all an act.

[KingRevolver]

Bread is a stud and I hate him for it!

[TheIntegrityKid]

It was the best of times
It was the worst of times
God - I love the smell of my balls in the morning
This Robyn is always on my mind
My heart is crying and churning

As the sky falls
The Bread becomes soggy
Her beauty still shines
But her vision yet foggy

The alarm sounds
Time for me to wake up
Love knows no bounds
SBR knows what's up

I must tell her
To get rid of Bread
And choose me
Instead
Oh - so many ways to rid of him
Roast or Toast
Maybe he'll grow mold
Nah - never
I shouldn't be so cold

The R is for her Radiance
She's like the sun
Hmm I think I wet my depends
I better run

The O is for Onner
The way he films us when she has the Taco Fever
I get a boner
I could never deceiver her

The B is for Breathtaking
This Bread kid
Will be in the oven baking
And he'll know the King's name

The Y is for Yearning
I yearn for my Queen
I heard Bread gets drunk
And becomes mean

The N is for Nectar
Oh that juice of her fruit
I shouldn't go too far
Or she'll give me the boot


Oh thy Queen!
Leave all your problems today
Slice the ***** up
And leave Tampa Bay


This is all a token
Of my appreciation for you
I hope the beast has not woken!
But the King has spoken!

[AMBlai01]

Kinger...I actually think youhave a chance here.. Robyn told me so. She called me and said maybe if you play your cards right she would leave Bread for you....

[BeatTheJerk]

Oh dear. Robyn hasn't had this much unhealthy attention since Beat The Jerk went through his obsessive patch.

R u fuking serious pal ?????????? I never made any threads about Robyn the least bit or make up a poem for the broad, just go and ask her there was never any obsessiveness going on at all you fuk. One more thing Mike, keep my name out ya mouth ya prick .................

[KingRevolver]

Quote:
Originally Posted by englishmike
Oh dear. Robyn hasn't had this much unhealthy attention since Beat The Jerk went through his obsessive patch.

R u fuking serious pal ?????????? I never made any threads about Robyn the least bit or make up a poem for the broad, just go and ask her there was never any obsessiveness going on at all you fuk. One more thing Mike, keep my name out ya mouth ya prick .................

BTJ probably scares me more than RogueJuror.

BTJ for POTM

[Bread]

BTJ do we have a muthafukkin problem here? I said DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM *****??

[BeatTheJerk]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Bread always comes through with a clever yet funny response.

[KingRevolver]

Bread doesn't fvck around, BTJ. The guy is strapped.

[paco]

BTJ do we have a muthafukkin problem here? I said DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM *****??

[paco]

Bread doesn't **** around, BTJ. The guy is strapped.

U should watch ur bak also kinger! Bread knows that im a muslim and that lil gun wont scare me, we muslims roll wit ak47's!!!!

[AMBlai01]

Is that a toy gun???? no chance its real...He got that from the same store that AAO got his from.

[KingRevolver]

U should watch ur bak also kinger! Bread knows that im a muslim and that lil gun wont scare me, we muslims roll wit ak47's!!!!

What was that? I couldn't hear you with all that ticking in the background.

[paco]

What was that? I couldn't hear you with all that ticking in the background.

We are ready for Jihad at any time

[KingRevolver]

We are ready for Jihad at any time

I remember going out with a Muslim chick - she was the booooooooomb!!!!!

[Bread]

BTJ...those are my hands btw. I had my grandson take that picture of me while we were gettin faded one morning.

[flyingillini]

This video is a poster from SBR and his friends. I promised not to show this on here but I have to.. Who do you think it is.. It is a poster that has been on SBR since early 07

[flyingillini]

[KingRevolver]

This video is a poster from SBR and his friends. I promised not to show this on here but I have to.. Who do you think it is.. It is a poster that has been on SBR since early 07

Somewhere Vanilla Ice is shaking his head.

[AMBlai01]

I was fvcking a girl from Turkey...spoke broken English...she was Muslim....CRAZY in bed. Wonder where her number went.......?????

[paco]

I was fvcking a girl from Turkey...spoke broken English...she was Muslim....CRAZY in bed. Wonder where her number went.......?????

Those girls need to be stoned to DEATH!

[KingRevolver]

I was fvcking a girl from Turkey...spoke broken English...she was Muslim....CRAZY in bed. Wonder where her number went.......?????

LOL

[flyingillini]

Ghost ride the whip