DONKLAND ROAD SHOW: 8th wedding anniversary trip to the Coast-VIDEO MESSAGE TO JJ

[playersonly69]

Autodonk, you never responded to that PM that i sent last week

[Auto Donk]

Is that the lady I am banging in Vegas???

it will be the highlight of everyone's Bash when you whip this shit out and the entire banquet hall busts into an uproar of laughter, led by my wife.....

[Auto Donk]

Autodonk, you never responded to that PM that i sent last week

shit, not sure I got it.... probably need to empty my damn inbox... resend it in about ten mins....

[jjgold]

Call
Me
Cigar

Size of my unit

it will be the highlight of everyone's Bash when you whip this shit out and the entire banquet hall busts into an uproar of laughter, led by my wife.....

[Optional]

Is that the lady I am banging in Vegas???

She'll need to be drunker than that.

[SBR Tony]

Call
Me
Cigar

Size of my unit

think you came up short

[Auto Donk]

Call
Me
Cigar

Size of my unit

from the looks of it, perhaps this cigar.....




(on your best day)

[Auto Donk]

well.... this shit went as expected.....

JJ???

[jjgold]

What a bunch hamburgers going to some dive casino


These two couldn’t last in New Jersey or PA


They just don’t know what they’re doing

[Auto Donk]

What a bunch hamburgers going to some dive casino


These two couldn’t last in New Jersey or PA


They just don’t know what they’re doing

do me a favor, doublemeat with cheese, repost that video of you shitting your pants when mayela tells you she's down a hundred f'n bucks at that shithole casino she was playing slots at.....

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Good for you, Donk. Happy anniversary to you and the Mrs. Enjoy!

[Optional]

Sounds like you might own a boat if you can find a good lawyer!

[Ebumdude]

I heard Jacks or Better is whack. Did you at least clean up?

[jjgold]

Terrible

Go to Monte Carlo

[Auto Donk]

jj, bring some torpedos down to texas....

[jjgold]

every time I see your wife my pecker grows

I should be 4 inches for bash

[Auto Donk]

every time I see your wife my pecker grows

I should be 4 inches for bash

lay off the roids and you might make 2 7/8" by the end of august....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Mods hammering JJ im this thread.

[Auto Donk]

my balls are still sore (well, the left one, anyway) from the weekend's activities.....

[Bostongambler]

Councilor are you on any register anywhere? Honest question.

[Ebumdude]

Hey Donk, I’ve got inside info on where the boat “disappears” to when not in port. It’s only 40 mins from G-Town. PM me if you ever need details.

[Auto Donk]

Ive got my pi on it.... guy i use in my cases....

he and a couple of my criminal law clients are keepin' an eye on em; next bank deposit they go to make should be interesting.... but you can pm me with your info

[Auto Donk]

i told my wife that shithole boat is still in the galveston area.... I almost sank a dinner cruise thinkin' it was it at one point....

(we'd had a bit much to drink)

[ronald]

This Donk guy is a weirdo, but he gets the job done.

At least he leaves his pad, unlike most guys here like FIRECHIEN and SMOKE and BEANERGAMBLER.

[Ebumdude]

Ive got my pi on it.... guy i use in my cases....

he and a couple of my criminal law clients are keepin' an eye on em; next bank deposit they go to make should be interesting.... but you can pm me with your info

Will do. I’ll even tell you if they are in port here in about an hour or so.

[Auto Donk]

location of the boat irrelevant now.... carving the money out of em; don't need the boat, and the money ain't on the boat unless you catch em coming back in from a run.....

unless I want to sink it at some point due to their slo-pay

[firedawg]

location of the boat irrelevant now.... carving the money out of em; don't need the boat, and the money ain't on the boat unless you catch em coming back in from a run.....

unless I want to sink it at some point due to their slo-pay

How would you sink it?

[Auto Donk]

blast a hole in the hull of it with an rpg

ex army ranger high school friend of mine has three of them he acquired off the black market.....

been trying to sell me one to blow up some hogs up at my ranch.....

[firedawg]

blast a hole in the hull of it with an rpg

ex army ranger high school friend of mine has three of them he acquired off the black market.....

been trying to sell me one to blow up some hogs up at my ranch.....

RPG on hogs lol

[Auto Donk]

RPG on hogs lol

I told him I wouldn't want to waste an rpg on a herd of hogs, and now make my own tannerite for hog eradication purposes....

told him I'd want the rpg for a special occasion....

hogs and tannerite:






this looks like fun too:
edit: gif of guy with a .50 caliber gatlin gun shooting up a heard of hogs won't publish






but just can't get the same "fly through the air" as tannerite:

[firedawg]

Lol
You eat them Donk?
I’ve had one smoked
Want bad

[Auto Donk]

Lol
You eat them Donk?
I’ve had one smoked
Want bad

i butcher any sows under 90 lbs; anything over that is left to the coyotes.... they gotta eat too.....

I butcher all my own game....

would butcher JJ given the chance:

[Auto Donk]

thinkin' about using this technique to capture babes at our next party....

lay out a big plate of cocaine, and as they gather around it......


BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jjgold]

Auto I might throw into Lake Mead and throw you a beer in the water when your swimming back onshore