SIGN UP SHEET!!! The line starts here.........

[Auto Donk]

for any of you mutha fukka's with a problem with me and who are gonna be attending the bash.....

sign up here for a shot at me.....

as JJ so aptly put it....

COME AT ME BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll take each of you sons of bitches in the order that you sign up in .............

[BIGDAY]

[sourtwist]

I wish there were a couple others making the same offer because i just might go at them

Not you donk, you have grown on me

[Auto Donk]

like a fukkin' fungus, but I'll take it

[HockeyRocks]

[big joe 1212]

I’m a lover, not a fighter.

If your wife has a sign up sheet, put my name down.

[Auto Donk]

fukthat....

won'tbe no boxing....

this shit will be the order of the day:




and if any badass is too bad or young and in shape for me to handle, this shit:

[Bostongambler]

I’m more afraid of you slipping a roofie into my drink and then taking me back to one of your sex dens.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

lol lol... no one is gonna act tough in person Donker... theyve seen pics... you may be a lil ahead of your prime but the donker still has it

half of the hostile nitwits of the forum are so bent out of shape and out of bounds is ridiculous...

[jjgold]

Auto go fuk yourself

I will be pounding your wife in my room

[Auto Donk]

Auto go fuk yourself

I will be pounding your wife in my room

pound away, baldy....

with this shit you have between your legs, at most she'll consider it "light lesbian foreplay where we rubbed --together....."





when I walk in on the two of you, I may just go ahead and pound both of you in the ass and videotape the ordeal, and post it here, to gain sbr immortality.....

[franklee168]

What if I don't have a problem with you? Where's that sign up sheet?

[grease lightnin]

Dear donk,

Less is more



PS - UR old

[Auto Donk]

Dear donk,

Less is more



PS - UR old

less is more in some instances....

but ask any woman how much "less" of that type they want......

even man-hating buil dykes expect something.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Auto go fuk yourself

I will be pounding your wife in my room

pound away, baldy....

with this shit you have between your legs, at most she'll consider it "light lesbian foreplay where we rubbed -- together....."





when I walk in on the two of you, I may just go ahead and pound both of you in the ass and videotape the ordeal, and post it here, to gain sbr immortality.....

[packerd_00]

Not coming to the bash,but I don't mind getting a shout out.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker is going to bang heads and bang buttholes.

It’s going to be epic.

[grease lightnin]

less is more in some instances....

but ask any woman how much "less" of that type they want......

even man-hating buil dykes expect something.....

I didnt mean penises

lmao

you are a sick fukker

[jjgold]

Lol

pound away, baldy....

with this shit you have between your legs, at most she'll consider it "light lesbian foreplay where we rubbed --together....."





when I walk in on the two of you, I may just go ahead and pound both of you in the ass and videotape the ordeal, and post it here, to gain sbr immortality.....

[cincinnatikid513]

how big a boy are ya

[HurryUpAndDrink]

cincykid seems curious

[sourtwist]

how big a boy are ya

If youre asking that...you are not doing anything against anyone

[cincinnatikid513]

cincykid seems curious

nah that's just a famous line from a radio dj roy d mercer

[SBR Tony]

[SBR Tony]

[The Kraken]

90% I show up, and if so there's 100% chance I whoop your hillbilly ass.

[Auto Donk]

how big a boy are ya

who's speakin' please.....?

one of my favorite r d mercer's.....

[jjgold]

automan will be nowhere in Vegas

Guy will be playing slots whole time or he does not go

I tried to meet him at Mohegan and he did not show

[Auto Donk]

cincykid seems curious

not as curious as this sexed-up hornball of an sbr poster:

[Auto Donk]

90% I show up, and if so there's 100% chance I whoop your hillbilly ass.

are you officially on the list as the first?

if so, pm me a photo so I'll know who to look for......

[Auto Donk]

automan will be nowhere in Vegas

Guy will be playing slots whole time or he does not go

I tried to meet him at Mohegan and he did not show

I told you I'd be in the Mohegan Sun poker room from 7 pm on.......

instead of meeting me, you snuck in to the huge casino midday when you and only a bunch of blue hairs burning heaters had the run of the place, and I was still bangin' away in my hotel room in Hartford, and made a cowardly video before running away like a giant kracken sized pussy......

here I am, where I said i'd be, at the time I said I'd be there, at the very location I said I'd be at:

an hour later and still no short-kahked Goldilocks:

and another hour or two later, I search the rest of the casino, after having him paged three mother fukkin' times:

face it gold, you dodged me like a total pussy to keep from gettin' an ass whuppin'.............

[BIGDAY]

[shadymcgrady]

Forget bum fights, we've got viagra fights going on here

[Auto Donk]

Forget bum fights, we've got viagra fights going on here

indeed....

I pop a few of these badboys before heading to the lobby, where JJ has stated he plans to "jump me from behind," and I'll tie my hands behind my back and whip his ass with nothing but my rock hard tool:




literally "dik whip" him to death......

[Bostongambler]

Councilor, as your legal aide I would have to advise you against thumping him to death with your Johnson.