About a 70 mile drive.. It was raining really hard, people were pulled over to the side of the road and everybody was driving at like 40 mph. Wipers were on full speed and I could see less than 50 feet in front of me.
So anyway I had the hornies. I'm trying to focus on driving and my boner is starting to hurt. I figure I got to deal with this, so i reach into the backseat and grab a sock from my hamper (i brought my dirty laundry with me).
Anyway i took out the sock, undid my zipper and pulled out my penis. Which btw, is really difficult in a sitting position if you've got a hard-on and a seat belt on. I start cranking it with the right and driving with the left. I'm swerving all over the road, the sound of the rain and thunder was deafening. I damn near side-swipe some SUV's parked under an overpass. This was a life or death version of the pat your head rub your tummy exercise.
The combination of danger, the stormy atmosphere, and the fact that I was jerking off inside my car was frankly insane. I came buckets. Which unfortunately was too much for the sock. So now I'm driving like a maniac in one of the worst storms I've ever been in and now I'm scrambling for spare napkins to clean myself up.
A few minutes later i roll down the window and toss out a handful of Wendy's napkins and the soiled sock. I zip myself up and try to keep driving. A little bit later the storm clears and I reflect upon what just happened. That was the first time I realized what a fvcked up person I am.
So anyway I had the hornies. I'm trying to focus on driving and my boner is starting to hurt. I figure I got to deal with this, so i reach into the backseat and grab a sock from my hamper (i brought my dirty laundry with me).
Anyway i took out the sock, undid my zipper and pulled out my penis. Which btw, is really difficult in a sitting position if you've got a hard-on and a seat belt on. I start cranking it with the right and driving with the left. I'm swerving all over the road, the sound of the rain and thunder was deafening. I damn near side-swipe some SUV's parked under an overpass. This was a life or death version of the pat your head rub your tummy exercise.
The combination of danger, the stormy atmosphere, and the fact that I was jerking off inside my car was frankly insane. I came buckets. Which unfortunately was too much for the sock. So now I'm driving like a maniac in one of the worst storms I've ever been in and now I'm scrambling for spare napkins to clean myself up.
A few minutes later i roll down the window and toss out a handful of Wendy's napkins and the soiled sock. I zip myself up and try to keep driving. A little bit later the storm clears and I reflect upon what just happened. That was the first time I realized what a fvcked up person I am.
