Guys with Wives, What Do you Tell Them Today?

[Seaweed]

There is 8 hours of football on a sunday

Does your wife nag you to spend time with her?

How do you get away with it??

[shadymcgrady]

If you're struggling with that now just wait until you have kids

[eswerve4]

Mine just knows it’s football Sunday, no worries here.

[Seaweed]

If you're struggling with that now just wait until you have kids

What is the secret?

[tony_come]

I'd like to bang my girlfriend in 1hr

[Kermit]

Don't have to say anything because she'll be watching too.

[firedawg]

Tell her to shut up and cook supper


We got games

[jjgold]

most do not like it

sports geared for single guys

[19th Hole]

What is the secret?

You're in over your head.
Go back to Granny's.

[GT21Megatron]

What is the secret?

Start drinking jack daniels at 3 PM and Fuk the shit out of her the night before. Can’t say shit to you the next day. If you hit it right you don’t got these problems and I got a 2 year old and beers getting cracked at 12 today

[mngambler]

if you didn't marry a girl who can sit down and watch some football with you my as well budget for alimony right now, but you would deserve it because you're a f*cking hamburger for marry a stupid b*tch

[DOM-Ganador]

Steve Guttenberg showed us all the way in Diner. You set up your life BEFORE you get hitched.
Step up for some things during the year, just for her. Bank points.

Same goes for Golf, Poker, etc. Put baby in a corner.

[shadymcgrady]

There's no secret although Megatron makes a fair point

If you're struggling now just give it up, once the kids appear you'll be watching their cartoons and shows at this rate

[jjgold]

Start drinking jack daniels at 3 PM and Fuk the shit out of her the night before. Can’t say shit to you the next day. If you hit it right you don’t got these problems and I got a 2 year old and beers getting cracked at 12 today

[funnyb25]

We Got Games!

[daneblazer]

Two kids, parents in town, wife... already laid down the law.

Planning is key. Let everyone know this is what I’m doing this time don’t ask me to do anything. You can’t just plop down at 3 unexpectedly and expect things to go smoothly. It’s not that difficult.

[jjgold]

some good advice here

[Slipknot26]

She watches it with me , figures out who I've got money on as soon as the first muthafukker comes out of me .

[shadymcgrady]

Seaweed, just introduce her to gambling and advise her to fade you, that'll get her hooked right away

[funnyb25]

She watches it with me , figures out who I've got money on as soon as the first muthafukker comes out of me .

Happened last night. Cussed at one of the UCSB players when they tried to choke the game away. She was like, you don;t even like UCDB. I said I do tonight. Gambling thing is funny around people who do not understand.

[DOM_Toretto]

She watches it with me , figures out who I've got money on as soon as the first muthafukker comes out of me .

Lol so true

[pdx107]

We are going to have hockey on all day so.....

[pavyracer]

I tell her to make me a samich and then disappear.

[gauchojake]

Seaweed does she make you pee sitting down?

[Hman]

My wife likes football so no problems here.

[gauchojake]

I am surprised so many SBR posters are married. Most seem like losers.

[Rich Boy]

I am surprised so many SBR posters are married. Most seem like losers.

Most married people are losers son

[VeggieDog]

I'm the man in my marriage and I run things at my house!
I run the vacuum....
I run the dishwasher....

[Auto Donk]

tell her to kick this guy in the nuts if he shows up on the security cam at the front entrance to DonkLand.....

[Hman]

I'm the man in my marriage and I run things at my house!
I run the vacuum....
I run the dishwasher....

[Otters27]

lucky my wife is into sports and like to watch as well.

[INVEGA MAN]

That's why living on the west coast is the best. Game will end at 7:30 and I told her I will take her out to dinner.

[BriGuy]

8 hours of football today? That's actually quite a bit less than every Saturday and every Sunday for the past 5 months.

[pimike]

I’m meeting up with with a few friends in Vegas for the SuperBowl and my wife said today simply this:

“Honey I want you to relax and watch all of today’s games so you can pound your pick on Superrbowl Sunday”

Good women!!

[pavyracer]

8 hrs of football breakdown:

6 hrs of commercials
1 hr of watching players in the huddle
30 min of replays
30 min of actual football played