Seriously, dancing is not only pointless but it makes you look like an idiot.
You know at school dances how when those queer songs would come on and all the girls would go and pretend as if they had any rhythm whatsoever? Well remember all those guys that decided to join thinking they would score some "individuality" and "personality" points with the chicks? Remember those guys? The ones that looked like the biggest douche-bags on the dance floor and were laughed at by the other kids who either sat down at the tables munching away at chips or leaned against a wall thinking they were somehow too "cool" to partake in the festivities.
For girls it sort of makes sense that you go with your group of slut friends and whore yourselves out to the male constituency in hopes that one of them will twiddle your twat at the swings. But for the males, you really are in a lose-lose situation because as soon as you begin moving your little stupid feet back and forth attempting to find a grove it will become evident to the females how silly you look and that you should stick to throwing a football instead. If however you say fvck it and attempt it anyways, the rest of your male-pack not only become jealous of you that they themselves don't have the balls to go and make fools of themselves, but secretly mock and laugh you from afar in their huddled corner of the gymnasium.
In the end, dancing is one medical diagnosis away from having a seizure with gel'd hair. You're an asshat if you do it, and you're an asshat if you don't because what the **** did you go to the club for if you're not going to dance? Oh right, you're going to attempt to smooth-talk drunk girls into thinking you're successful in hopes you might get laid for the first time in 3 years.
You know at school dances how when those queer songs would come on and all the girls would go and pretend as if they had any rhythm whatsoever? Well remember all those guys that decided to join thinking they would score some "individuality" and "personality" points with the chicks? Remember those guys? The ones that looked like the biggest douche-bags on the dance floor and were laughed at by the other kids who either sat down at the tables munching away at chips or leaned against a wall thinking they were somehow too "cool" to partake in the festivities.
For girls it sort of makes sense that you go with your group of slut friends and whore yourselves out to the male constituency in hopes that one of them will twiddle your twat at the swings. But for the males, you really are in a lose-lose situation because as soon as you begin moving your little stupid feet back and forth attempting to find a grove it will become evident to the females how silly you look and that you should stick to throwing a football instead. If however you say fvck it and attempt it anyways, the rest of your male-pack not only become jealous of you that they themselves don't have the balls to go and make fools of themselves, but secretly mock and laugh you from afar in their huddled corner of the gymnasium.
In the end, dancing is one medical diagnosis away from having a seizure with gel'd hair. You're an asshat if you do it, and you're an asshat if you don't because what the **** did you go to the club for if you're not going to dance? Oh right, you're going to attempt to smooth-talk drunk girls into thinking you're successful in hopes you might get laid for the first time in 3 years.
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