so, in the middle of making her special blended coffee this morning, the blender blows up.....
never fear, I say, as there's no better day to have your blender take a shit on you than Black Friday....
so, my wife asks "Alexa, what are the best black friday deals on blenders?"
this ho's response, going full-bore kaepernick on us, offers nothing but a refusal to take part: "I cannot tell you my black friday deals yet"......
what is fukkin today??? when can this ho give us her black friday deals if not on fukkin' black friday itself.....
as the Echo was a f'n gift from her company, and only worth about a hundred bucks, I quickly ask the bitch: "Alexa, can your sorry no black friday deal givin' ass SWIM????"
NO RESPONSE....
INTO THE POOL THE WHORE WENT.....
NOW, i'M OFF to walmart to buy a new blender and a NEW Alexa.....
never fear, I say, as there's no better day to have your blender take a shit on you than Black Friday....
so, my wife asks "Alexa, what are the best black friday deals on blenders?"
this ho's response, going full-bore kaepernick on us, offers nothing but a refusal to take part: "I cannot tell you my black friday deals yet"......
what is fukkin today??? when can this ho give us her black friday deals if not on fukkin' black friday itself.....
as the Echo was a f'n gift from her company, and only worth about a hundred bucks, I quickly ask the bitch: "Alexa, can your sorry no black friday deal givin' ass SWIM????"
NO RESPONSE....
INTO THE POOL THE WHORE WENT.....
NOW, i'M OFF to walmart to buy a new blender and a NEW Alexa.....
