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[englishmike]

There's a blind guy waiting at the traffic lights, when his guide dog suddenly pees on his leg. The blind man reaches into his pocket for a dog-biscuit, which he then gives the guide dog.

Another man standing nearby sees this, and says to the blind man, "I think that's wonderful - the dog peed on your leg, but you still gave him a biscuit."

The blind man said: "Yeah, well I was just trying to find where his mouth is so I can kick him in the fukin balls!"

[betplom]

Mikey, that one was funny the first few hundred times I heard it, now it has lost its effect.

Please come up with something a bit more "fresh".

Thanks, pal.

[englishmike]

A blind man goes into Macy’s. An assistant spots him standing in the middle of the ground floor swinging his guide dog around by its lead above his head. The assistant says ‘Can I help you sir?’ The man replies: ‘No thanks. Just looking round.

[Bread]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from his dentist.

[englishmike]

Quasimodo returned home after a hard days bell-ringing at Notre Dame. On arriving indoors he noticed the wok was on the kitchen table."Oh good, are we having Chinese for dinner?" Quasi asked his wife. "No",she replied, "I'm going to iron you a shirt".