Why do people not mind their own business?

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Why do people not mind their own business?
    I am so sick of these people. You know the type. You are in line at the deli, telling deli clerk what you want on your sandwich. Clerk asks you if you want mild or hot sauce. You say mild. Guy next to you says, "not a hot sauce kind of guy, huh?". Why would anyone say this? Do they think they're funny? Are they that lonely?

    I bet you there are even guys that do this at a gloryhole lineup or in the waiting room of an STD clinic.

    Today was the last straw for me with these guys. I am at post office to pick up a package. Chick asks me for ID, so I take wallet out. She looks at it then goes into the back. Guy next to me says, "getting a job in the States this summer?". I say, "No. What are you talking about?". 'I thought I saw a green card in your wallet.' I just shake my head and look away.

    Guy has nerve to keep talking.
    "So, are you from around here?". I just take out my wallet it, put it on the counter and say "here, why don't you just have a look through my wallet. Maybe that will satisfy your curiosity.". People in lineup behind us sort of chuckle, one of them is kind of hot. You could tell the guy's dick shrunk an inch and he figured out what a loser he is for asking all these dumb questions.

    I got my package and walked out, winking at hot girl in line along the way.

    PS: Package was my fleshlight shipment.
  • TheIntegrityKid
    SBR MVP
    • 06-08-09
    • 3063

    #2
    not a rosy palm kinda guy???


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    • pimike
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 03-23-08
      • 37140

      #3


      Never had that happen, "Not a Hot Guy"
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      • SlickFazzer
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-22-08
        • 20209

        #4
        Mathy, Good to see you finally broke down and ordered the fleshlight.

        I got mine about 6 weeks ago, and use it about 5 times a week.

        Let me know what you think of it.
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        • mathdotcom
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-24-08
          • 11689

          #5
          Slick you were right, you should pull out before it's time. It is a bitch to clean after.
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          • SlickFazzer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-22-08
            • 20209

            #6
            Right, i usually pull out. cleaning it is too much work.
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            • bobbyfk
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-19-09
              • 15218

              #7
              slick
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              • Shark79
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-19-07
                • 11211

                #8
                Mathy.

                I bet you were the guy asking the dumb questions.
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                • mathdotcom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-24-08
                  • 11689

                  #9
                  Hey Shark, nice call. Just thought I'd re-embarrass myself on the forum I guess.
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                  • dwaechte
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-27-07
                    • 5481

                    #10
                    So basically you hate friendly people? Got it.
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                    • mathdotcom
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-24-08
                      • 11689

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dwaechte
                      So basically you hate friendly people? Got it.
                      We've found one on SBR. Anyone else want to join the list?
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                      • Bread
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-16-08
                        • 23726

                        #12
                        If I pass you in a hallway and we exchange hellos, that's just super. I like a warm feeling as much as the next schmuck.

                        But if we so happen to pass each other in another hallway again sometime in the near future, do NOT look at me like a retard, and ask me in a chuckling manner "Whoa! Are you following me?"

                        No dipshit. I am not following you. We work in the same building. From time to time, we shall cross paths. It's not fukking cute or cheeky to pretend I'm stalking you asshole.

                        Besides, I'm really following Laura in accounting. I mean, LOOK at that ass!!
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                        • mathdotcom
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-24-08
                          • 11689

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bread
                          If I pass you in a hallway and we exchange hellos, that's just super. I like a warm feeling as much as the next schmuck.

                          But if we so happen to pass each other in another hallway again sometime in the near future, do NOT look at me like a retard, and ask me in a chuckling manner "Whoa! Are you following me?"

                          No dipshit. I am not following you. We work in the same building. From time to time, we shall cross paths. It's not fukking cute or cheeky to pretend I'm stalking you asshole.

                          Besides, I'm really following Laura in accounting. I mean, LOOK at that ass!!
                          Bread, don't joke. No one talks to you at work.

                          Who the fukk says hi to the janitor or the guy who waters the plants??
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                          • Bread
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-16-08
                            • 23726

                            #14
                            Oh dear...
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                            • flyingillini
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-06-06
                              • 41219

                              #15
                              Mathy is the best poster here.
                              המוסד‎
                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                              • pico
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 04-05-07
                                • 27321

                                #16
                                always wonder about those fleshlights. still sucks compare the real thing. why don;t you use a tube sock, cheaper
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                                • Emily_Haines
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-14-09
                                  • 15917

                                  #17
                                  If it was a Fleshlight you would have been in a better mode.
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                                  • SlickFazzer
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-22-08
                                    • 20209

                                    #18
                                    fleshlight is a good product, build to the specs of a hot broad.
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                                    • mathdotcom
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-24-08
                                      • 11689

                                      #19
                                      slick they are all the same inside
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                                      • SlickFazzer
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 05-22-08
                                        • 20209

                                        #20
                                        mathy, you ever had sex with a girl who has had a baby?

                                        not as tight as a hot 21 year old.
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                                        • BGS 9.5
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 01-10-08
                                          • 4628

                                          #21
                                          Math, totally understand, I would NEVER think of doing such a thing. Complete whore shit.
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                                          • mathdotcom
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-24-08
                                            • 11689

                                            #22
                                            Happened again to me today.

                                            I am on the train texting a friend for score in WSox/Tigers game, and this fukk next to me says 'sports fan, eh?'. Guy has the fukking nerve to talk to me let alone to read my text message. I should have popped him in the face but I thought it was still 1-1 (I had WSox) so was in an okay mood.

                                            I told him no, I am not a sports fan, I am actually a bookmaker on my way to deal with a guy who owes. He looked nervous and got off on the next stop.
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                                            • headgames
                                              SBR High Roller
                                              • 10-04-08
                                              • 225

                                              #23
                                              Writing "some jerk's reading message over shoulder" and signing off with something sounding very mafia related should make for an uncomortable ride.
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                                              • mathdotcom
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-24-08
                                                • 11689

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by headgames
                                                Writing "some jerk's reading message over shoulder" and signing off with something sounding very mafia related should make for an uncomortable ride.

                                                "Bomb on train set to go off in 10...9..."
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