My goal in three years is to be an executive at SBR in Costa Rica

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    My goal in three years is to be an executive at SBR in Costa Rica
    It's a long shot but I want to have an office next to Mr. Walker and all the moderators and administrators have to report to me on a daily basis for meetings in my office.

    I will do whatever Mr. Walker orders me to do


    I will have a mandatory weekly staff meeting's out of town or's will have to be available via Skype and at least once a year will be required to travel to Costa Rica and sit in my office.

    I will have the ability to hire and fire and have a major input in salaries and points.

    I then will be a king in Costa Rica and be living with a beautiful 25-year-old and get married and have two children.


    Men by then I think I have earned it but still will be a longshot will have to go through many interviews in person
  • RangeFinder
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-27-16
    • 8041

    #2
    I thought they worked in downtown L.A, lol.

    I think you can only get a work **** 2 years in Costa Rica, then you have to leave, or something like that. You better check immigration laws there.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      No I can pay off immigration officials I'm from the streets pal
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      • Sam Odom
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-30-05
        • 58063

        #4
        Too late

        Should have made the move 10 yrs ago
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        • RangeFinder
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-27-16
          • 8041

          #5
          Originally posted by jjgold
          No I can pay off immigration officials I'm from the streets pal
          We'll see you on that t.v show "Locked up". You'll have rats crawling around in your jail cell, roaches in your food.
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          • Itsamazing777
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-14-12
            • 12602

            #6
            I'm anticipating the bumps 3 years from now...
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            • ChuckyTheGoat
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 04-04-11
              • 37472

              #7
              I then will be a king in Costa Rica and be living with a beautiful 25-year-old and get married and have two children.

              What's HIS name?
              Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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              • sam9ball
                SBR MVP
                • 07-01-09
                • 4454

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                It's a long shot but I want to have an office next to Mr. Walker and all the moderators and administrators have to report to me on a daily basis for meetings in my office.

                I will do whatever Mr. Walker orders me to do



                I will have a mandatory weekly staff meeting's out of town or's will have to be available via Skype and at least once a year will be required to travel to Costa Rica and sit in my office.

                I will have the ability to hire and fire and have a major input in salaries and points.

                I then will be a king in Costa Rica and be living with a beautiful 25-year-old and get married and have two children.


                Men by then I think I have earned it but still will be a longshot will have to go through many interviews in person
                Thought you ALREADY had the office next to Mr. Walker's, thought you did ALL that traveling and gambling on the company dime for research...Mr.Executive!
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                • Love2017
                  SBR Rookie
                  • 08-07-17
                  • 4

                  #9
                  This guy looks like the biggest loser here. You can't become an executive if you are such a loser.
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                  • dlowilly
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-09-16
                    • 13862

                    #10
                    You would fail the lie detector question asking if you have ever dropped the M bomb
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Who are you man? I'm a winner and I read many books that claim I am


                      Originally posted by Love2017
                      This guy looks like the biggest loser here. You can't become an executive if you are such a loser.
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                      • kidcudi92
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 12-14-11
                        • 15434

                        #12
                        sounds like you'll suck his dikk hahah

                        or you already have
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                        • unde0087
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-27-08
                          • 28956

                          #13
                          Newbie BDFs burning JJ
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                          • Mackballs
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-01-16
                            • 5810

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Who are you man? I'm a winner and I read many books that claim I am
                            JJ getting his shit pushed in. JJ you're 73 now, too old to fight back.
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                            • Grits n' Gravy
                              Restricted User
                              • 06-10-10
                              • 13024

                              #15
                              better chance of you being the new spokesperson for crest than running sbr.

                              you are john's mascot/puppet. he puts his fist up your ass and makes you dance baldy. you were funnier when you begged for an iPad and comped pro-membership. we need opie to dropkick you again and let you know where you really sit on the sbr hierarchy. they gave you mod duty for a room filled with useless threads by seaweed and donk.
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                              • RoyBacon
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 09-21-05
                                • 37074

                                #16
                                All bullsip aside JJ would probably be very good. But I think you need to know Spanish.
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                                • Grits n' Gravy
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 06-10-10
                                  • 13024

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by RoyBacon
                                  All bullsip aside JJ would probably be very good. But I think you need to know Spanish.
                                  jj got butt blasted by a group of dominicans over a $37 debt. does that qualify?
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                                  • funnyb25
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 07-09-09
                                    • 39663

                                    #18
                                    As long as one keeps betting with Costa Rica with BIG wagers...Instant Exec
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                                    • Otters27
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 07-14-07
                                      • 30760

                                      #19
                                      JJ hire me
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                                      • grease lightnin
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-01-12
                                        • 16015

                                        #20
                                        Funny. I know a guy who lived there and found a way to circumvent the **** time requirments, made a blog about how to do it, the govt caught wind of it and deported him and his wife.
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                                        • funnyb25
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 07-09-09
                                          • 39663

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                          Funny. I know a guy who lived there and found a way to circumvent the **** time requirments, made a blog about how to do it, the govt caught wind of it and deported him and his wife.
                                          I go to jail Wednesday...

                                          Having fun until then
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Otters27
                                            JJ hire me

                                            Otter your my 1st hire

                                            I will be Executive so will get us pussy
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                                            • SBR Genie
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 11-20-14
                                              • 5459

                                              #23
                                              JJ, right now I have an extra chair next to me in case you change your mind I can reserve it for you!
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                                              • funnyb25
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 07-09-09
                                                • 39663

                                                #24
                                                Genie...can I come?
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                                                • gauchojake
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 09-17-10
                                                  • 34116

                                                  #25
                                                  Now all the promotion for BOL makes sense
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                                                  • RangeFinder
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 10-27-16
                                                    • 8041

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by funnyb25
                                                    I go to jail Wednesday...

                                                    Having fun until then
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                                                    • eidolon
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 01-02-08
                                                      • 9531

                                                      #27
                                                      Tall order for such a short man

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                                                      • grease lightnin
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-01-12
                                                        • 16015

                                                        #28
                                                        Is that hope solo ^^^ ??
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                                                        • Reload
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-23-08
                                                          • 12250

                                                          #29
                                                          Sounds great, JJ! You've got my full endorsement
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                                                          • vividjohn45
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 11-21-10
                                                            • 6331

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                                            Otter your my 1st hire

                                                            I will be Executive so will get us pussy
                                                            Smart move jj. Its better to get p*ssy then to be p*ssy.
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              The SBR Chicks are worried

                                                              They know I am a no non sense guy
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                                                              • mdunlap3
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 02-18-13
                                                                • 1847

                                                                #32
                                                                Lol no mention of your role/responsibilities?
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                                                                • ChuckyTheGoat
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 04-04-11
                                                                  • 37472

                                                                  #33
                                                                  JJ, when u become a big-shot...who will be the 1st SBR-EE that u fire?
                                                                  Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                                                  • gauchojake
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 09-17-10
                                                                    • 34116

                                                                    #34
                                                                    What are the sexual harassment laws like in CR????
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      No idea what the laws are like although everyone will be wearing professional clothing as I'll be in a three-piece suit every day
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