Okay, so he area I tend bar has a proclivity of STD activity. It seems like the locals like having sex with one another. Anywhoo, the second cutest girl at the bar is rumored to have herpes. I have heard it from TWO sources and for some reason it hasn't deterred me form hitting on her. What pisses me off is that f**kin Herpes is not bad enough to kill but still a pain in the ass to treat if you have it. I know all those commercials where they show the hot couple swimming and dancing in the grassy knoll as if Herpes is a walk in the park , but I ain't buying it. My luck, I pork this cutie and my penis ends up looking like WC Fields nose. I need sex this summer. I hate women, but I love sex. This girl loves sex (duh). I wonder if I get Herpes if I legally have to tell anyone? Can I just pretend that it is a cancar sore? Will I only be able to bang chicks with herpes if I get it? I just went on the "Single and Living With Herpes" site, and the chicks are HOT!! I'm doing her. I will wear protection, and lather in Vaseline. You all better pray for me. I need to get laid!!
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not bad, the magnum condom rant is superb, i had almost ever1 at my job read it and everone was in tears from laughingComment -
Originally posted by paco
Paco, my best stuff happens at night.Comment -
Same here, unless i start drinking early afternoon.Comment -
For added fun, wait til she has an outbreak.
Desperation is a bitter aphrodisiac, my friend.Comment -
We down for dinner at the Strat?Originally posted by BreadComment -
No. I'm not hanging out with any SBR's. Gonna spend my entire trip pouring quarts of malt liquor on the sidewalk outside The Mirage.
For my fallen homey Danny Gans.Comment -
Originally posted by Casperwaits
You need a friend. A friend would tell you you have gone off the rails.
Avoid herpes. Avoid anything that might cause mushrooms to grow on your wang. I'm saying take steps to prevent scabbing itchy sores on the genitals and anus. Life may not seem totally great right now but a better day will come and you will be glad you looked after your wiener. Your wiener is your friend.
If you are looking at "Single and Living With Herpes" sites as anything other than good, cruel fun, something is wrong. It is not a place for a healthy person to find a date.
There is no need to challenge herpes. If the second cutest girl has herpes, focus on the cutest then the 3rd cutest, 4th cutest, 5th cutest and so on.
Surprises can happen with any partner of course but why just do a clog dance in the middle of a minefield?Comment -
although, I have heard that dudes with small wieners actually can't get herpes because the herpes has nowhere to go, it basically doesn't have enough to get a foothold on and lay down roots. so maybe if you have a small enough wiener this issue is moot
anyone know anything about this? is it a myth or is there some truth to it?Comment